Qr8zyEight
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WSSU 🐏
Slytherin 🐍
Off The Sticks podcast
I got at least 3 houses to hit for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. And that don’t include my own house!
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I got at least 3 houses to hit for Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow. And that don’t include my own house!
My Thanksgiving plate:
Mac n cheese
Ham
Candied yams
Collard greens
Apple pie
Sweet Potato
My wife
All them getting gobbled the fuck up!
Mac n cheese
Ham
Candied yams
Collard greens
Apple pie
Sweet Potato
My wife
All them getting gobbled the fuck up!
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My Thanksgiving plate:
Mac n cheese
Ham
Candied yams
Collard greens
Apple pie
Sweet Potato
My wife
All them getting gobbled the fuck up!
Mac n cheese
Ham
Candied yams
Collard greens
Apple pie
Sweet Potato
My wife
All them getting gobbled the fuck up!
So at my brothers party, a woman tells my uncle “You look familiar”. My auntie eyes open wide.
Me:
Me:
a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a microphone in front of a nba finals sign
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with a microphone in front of a nba finals sign
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
So at my brothers party, a woman tells my uncle “You look familiar”. My auntie eyes open wide.
Me:
Me:
Did yall vote today? 👀
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Did yall vote today? 👀
It’s some elections tomorrow. Make sure yall go vote. And remember this when you go to the polls… FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!
November 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It’s some elections tomorrow. Make sure yall go vote. And remember this when you go to the polls… FUCK DONALD TRUMP!!
So… my team gets a new boss. After a week, he’s fired 😂😂😂
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
So… my team gets a new boss. After a week, he’s fired 😂😂😂
Let me be real clear… Any time i see a story about Disney and another service splitting, i know it’s Disney’s fault. Disney aint shit but a big ass money grab.
ESPN, ABC, other Disney networks to go dark on YouTube TV after failed talks, media reports reut.rs/435sHlF
ESPN, ABC, other Disney networks to go dark on YouTube TV after failed talks, media reports
Walt Disney's networks, including ESPN and ABC, will go dark on Google's pay-TV platform YouTube TV after failed contract negotiations, Variety and the Los Angeles Times reported late on Thursday.
reut.rs
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Let me be real clear… Any time i see a story about Disney and another service splitting, i know it’s Disney’s fault. Disney aint shit but a big ass money grab.
Reposted by Qr8zyEight
BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
October 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
BREAKING: Democrats just tried to pass a standalone bill to fund WIC & SNAP to make sure families don't go hungry during the Republican shutdown.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
Republicans BLOCKED it. So Trump won't use emergency funds to keep SNAP running, and Republicans won't let any bills pass. Shameful.
Ime… Call her and beg like Keith Sweat RIGHT NOW!!
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ime… Call her and beg like Keith Sweat RIGHT NOW!!
😂😂😂😂
This gon be good lol
This gon be good lol
ICE Illegally Deports Former Trump Golf Club Employee | newrepublic.com/post/202470/...
ICE Illegally Deports Former Trump Golf Club Employee
Even the Department of Homeland Security initially admitted it didn’t know what happened to Alejandro Juarez.
newrepublic.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
😂😂😂😂
This gon be good lol
This gon be good lol
If we all got email accounts, why do we still get mail in a mailbox? That’s seems pretty stupid and redundant to me.
October 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If we all got email accounts, why do we still get mail in a mailbox? That’s seems pretty stupid and redundant to me.
Time to load the clips. Where I’m from (DC in the 90s), Halloween is an opportunity for you to get got. And that won’t be happening.
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Time to load the clips. Where I’m from (DC in the 90s), Halloween is an opportunity for you to get got. And that won’t be happening.
I don’t put in PTO requests. I put in “I ain’t gon be here” notices. I asking for shit lol.
October 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I don’t put in PTO requests. I put in “I ain’t gon be here” notices. I asking for shit lol.
As a person who never had an aspiration to be married, I love being married to my wife. She my nigga dawg! Like… we get to watch shows/movies together, laugh together, have alone time in the same house, AND I get to grab her booty and lick her face whenever I want! Yea dawg… marriage life sweet!
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
As a person who never had an aspiration to be married, I love being married to my wife. She my nigga dawg! Like… we get to watch shows/movies together, laugh together, have alone time in the same house, AND I get to grab her booty and lick her face whenever I want! Yea dawg… marriage life sweet!
Listen here…if yall don’t get out and vote on these elections coming up, leave me the fuck alone cause you part of the real problems that’s raising hell in everyone else’s lives. Take yo ass to them damn polls!!!
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Listen here…if yall don’t get out and vote on these elections coming up, leave me the fuck alone cause you part of the real problems that’s raising hell in everyone else’s lives. Take yo ass to them damn polls!!!
I’m a villain connoisseur…
My favorites:
1. Voldemort
2. The Joker (Heath Ledger)
3. Thanos
4. Scar
5. Jafar
6. Darth Vader
7. T-1000
8. Michael Myers
9. Dr. Evil
10. Magneto
My favorites:
1. Voldemort
2. The Joker (Heath Ledger)
3. Thanos
4. Scar
5. Jafar
6. Darth Vader
7. T-1000
8. Michael Myers
9. Dr. Evil
10. Magneto
October 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m a villain connoisseur…
My favorites:
1. Voldemort
2. The Joker (Heath Ledger)
3. Thanos
4. Scar
5. Jafar
6. Darth Vader
7. T-1000
8. Michael Myers
9. Dr. Evil
10. Magneto
My favorites:
1. Voldemort
2. The Joker (Heath Ledger)
3. Thanos
4. Scar
5. Jafar
6. Darth Vader
7. T-1000
8. Michael Myers
9. Dr. Evil
10. Magneto
I can’t deal w/ no more of my friends passing away. So I needed that good news!
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I can’t deal w/ no more of my friends passing away. So I needed that good news!
My best friend been in Jamaica since last week. The hurricane hit, she still there, and I couldn’t get in contact with her.
Well…. She just called me 15 minutes ago and told me she was good. Amen amen!!! 🙏🏾
Well…. She just called me 15 minutes ago and told me she was good. Amen amen!!! 🙏🏾
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My best friend been in Jamaica since last week. The hurricane hit, she still there, and I couldn’t get in contact with her.
Well…. She just called me 15 minutes ago and told me she was good. Amen amen!!! 🙏🏾
Well…. She just called me 15 minutes ago and told me she was good. Amen amen!!! 🙏🏾
If you tell me Star Wars is better than Harry Potter, we fighting then I’m writing a whole dissertation on why you crazy as hell.
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you tell me Star Wars is better than Harry Potter, we fighting then I’m writing a whole dissertation on why you crazy as hell.
Welp.. I’m bout to take a nap in my car. I’ll be back in the office in about 2 hours lol.
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Welp.. I’m bout to take a nap in my car. I’ll be back in the office in about 2 hours lol.
1. Hey Arnold
2. Rugrats
3. Rocket Power
4. Every other cartoon
2. Rugrats
3. Rocket Power
4. Every other cartoon
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
1. Hey Arnold
2. Rugrats
3. Rocket Power
4. Every other cartoon
2. Rugrats
3. Rocket Power
4. Every other cartoon
Hey Arnold is the greatest cartoon ever made. FYI.
October 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hey Arnold is the greatest cartoon ever made. FYI.
If yall ain’t watched it, yall need to see The Rainmaker. That show good as fuck!
October 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If yall ain’t watched it, yall need to see The Rainmaker. That show good as fuck!
Dawg WTF! It’s 1 PM EST. Save that shit for when I ain’t on this app. Got damn smh.
October 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Dawg WTF! It’s 1 PM EST. Save that shit for when I ain’t on this app. Got damn smh.