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Pup Granite
@pupgranite.bsky.social
Wolf/Pup 🏳️‍🌈 Chicago-adjacent

Himbo, Gaymer, Reply Guy Extraordinaire.

Currently playing: Marvel Rivals
Past games: DA: The Veilguard, OW2, BO6, SF6, BG3

NSFW (18+ only/No minors).

PFP: @wryote.bsky.social
Banner: @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social
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It me! And it turned wonderfully! I can't thank you enough, @wryote.bsky.social

😍😍😍
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for @pupgranite.bsky.social , thank you ❤️😊
Jade Empire

...ties with...

Dragon Age: Origins
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey pups in Columbus, Ohio...

Any fun pup events happening anywhere during the first weekend of December? (Not this weekend, but the next.)
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
So I just made my pupsona as a character in the #DC20 Nexus.

Now, I just need a game to jump into! Anyone starting a campaign soon?
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
It's always wild to see someone who is married & open complain about being rejected by a man looking for a date instead of a hook-up.

It's like, "Bro, you're not entitled to sex."
"Then what are they doing out here on the apps?"
"Looking to find the exact same Thing you found?" 😅
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I give up. You win, Marvel Rivals Zombies. I can't solo NM4 with Jeff. I'm so tired of getting so close and still dying at the last-moment.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The number of gay men roasting Kentucky Frump Davis on my timeline right now is giving me so much LIFE this morning.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm so sick of trash pups/wolves who say shit like, "An alpha doesn't ask, he takes. He commands. He owns."

No, moron, a Real Alpha watches over his pack. He protects, nurtures, and sees to it their needs are being met as best he's able. He's not an Ego a half-step off of toxic/abusive behavior. 🤬
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Solo'ed Nightmare 4 in "Marvel Rivals"' Zombies mode with my main man, Blade.

That was actually quite fun!

Now to try the other characters (like Jeff!) and see if they are viable... 😬
a cartoon drawing of a man holding a shark with a name tag that says jeff on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a man holding a shark with a name tag that says jeff on it
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November 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Spittles
change one letter, ruin a candy.

Blow Cops
change one letter, ruin a candy.

Reese’s Peanut Butter Cum
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Need one of these in my life. Anyone interested?
It's a stressful time.
Here is a caked out fuck dog to improve morale.
October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Tiddies."

Send skeet.
October 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I hope the eventual prosecutions of every single member of the current U.S. and Israeli administrations reveal what scared little bitches they are when faced with a modicum of real adversity.

May the staffing budget for The World Court at The Hague be robust and plentiful for next fifty years.
October 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Baby, I'm not flirting... This is simply what us folks in the Midwest call, "being nice."
Baby, I'm not flirting... I'm just making nicey-nice while I back away slowly
Baby, I'm not flirting... I'm just a "sometimes friendly" Taurus ♉️
October 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Service Top here.

Service ≠ Sub (per se)

It means I'm happy doing whatever you need me to do, however you need it done. I am happy to Serve. 😊

Use me as a human dildo, tell me to own that ass, ask for a relaxing night of snuggle-sex... Whatever you need me to be. Arf!
October 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Unsolicited Rick pic
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I need someone with a big, thick, round ass to smother me right now.

Let me die happy, please?
October 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Reposted by Pup Granite
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Getting ready to hit up @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social for Belly Up! tonight.

Will I be seeing any of you there?! 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Jocktober this, Locktober that...

When is it ever going to be Boqtober for the Broadway lovers?! Or Docktober for those in need of a getaway?! Or even Nocktober for archery enthusiasts?!

You silly horny gays. I should call it Mocktober, cuz I've seen toddlers' birthday parties with better themes.
October 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Aww, yeah! Let's kick-off Jocktober with this throwback.

(I know, I know... I need to take some new pics. 😅)
I told you this hotel mirror lighting was sexy... 😈
October 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Going to Belly Up at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social this Saturday... Now I need to figure out if I'll have the strength for Kennel on Friday night, too... 🤔🤔

Someone want to motivate me? 😁
October 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Comic Tragedy is being a gay man with lightly fuzzy body hair who came of age in the Era of Adonis (where hairless muscle 20-somethings were the peak of desire), only to hit your late 30s/40s (and the gym) at a time when Uber-hairy daddies, dad bods, and bears are all the rage. 😅
September 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
So, does anyone watch full 🌽 videos online any more, and if so where? (Outside of OnlyFans, etc.)

...Or are we all back to the early days of the internet again and fapping it out to pics and short clips on social media message boards? 😅
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
What do you do when the weight of the world gets to you and you want to be around friends who uplift you, but you know you'll be someone who brings them down?

It's nice to often be told I'm "always so uplifting and cheerful," but that seems to become a curse whenever I'm going through it. 😔
September 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM