I can interact and teach any child inside of five minutes “you scream in my ear you get flicked on your nose”

I cannot unteach bad dog behaviors that quickly.

“My dogs are breed to be companions”

You have French Bulldogs. These are raters. Snake killers. Little canon balls of terror to unleash on intruders. War dog these are.

Good Golly Miss Molly that’s beautiful

I was like COOL and also AAAHHH SCARY so yeah anyway Steve and I have an understanding at this point.

This can be arranged. Easily. Actually, this is most definitely happening now.

I will say I love hosting so I cannot wait to actually be able to have friends over for harvest festival or the summer solstice market feast and spring planting party

“What if it’s their last holiday?”

You’ve said that five years in a row; also I can go see paw paw and meemee and cousin Janice on a random Tuesday in April and spend way more time with them. Just sayin.