RIVER 🐾🏳️‍🌈 🐶(Jason)
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RIVER 🐾🏳️‍🌈 🐶(Jason)
@pup-river.bsky.social
Opinionated, non factual weirdo, Sarcastic homo Pup! Most of the stuff I post is a load of bollox!
LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈 He/Him/His/Pole/Pup (sometimes hole). I suck dick. U=U.
Pup safe space 🐾 🏳️‍🌈
Husband of Pup Four @pupfour.bsky.social
Telegram: @PupRiver
Took a break of cooking, brought the husband out for a half priced carvery.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Morning lovers. Wishing you all a super fabulous day! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Not at all been in the mood for Christmas tree decorating. But.... Got all the decorations out.
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Done myself a TikTok thing of Doggy Weekend 🐾

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TikTok - Make Your Day
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November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Watching "Love Actually" and I'm in awe of the London sky line back then, the Gherkin under construction and hardly any glass skyscrapers. Amazing.
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bought shortbread. Shortbread only exists at Christmas.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If I don't have a 6 pack after all this coughing, I'll be fucking annoyed!
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Good morning you gorgeous lot. Beautifully sunny day on the south coast today. Might get myself out for a stroll. Wishing you all a wonderful day! Whatever you are up to, enjoy yourself and stay safe ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I love making my own creations. To match my pup hood, I've been adding fur to my jeans, it is in the trial stage but I love it. RIVER's look is very much "hippy, sequins, glitter, part furry" ... Me!
November 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by RIVER 🐾🏳️‍🌈 🐶(Jason)
Our Black Friday sale is on til Monday!
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The husband is off out on his work Christmas dinner. I'm home alone. What shall I do?
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I really want to see Pillion but I'm very against straight actors playing gay roles... But.... But.... BUT... it's the first mainstream feature film with a pup in it and a lot of kink!
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
The husband bought me a couple of sets of incandescent LED fairy lights. I cannot explain my excitement! They look and glow like real old fashioned glass bulb fairy lights!! Just beautiful.
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 PM
#ImACelebrity is also really annoying me. It's old and outdated. The challenges are the same, year after year. Dec & Ant's jokes are old and pathetic, their "fart" jokes are so childish. I refused to watch last year due to cunt Farage being on. I'm done with that outdated crap.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Don't think I can donate any of my toys.
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Felt cold today. Got a spicy beef & kidney stew brewing in the slow cooker. I'll be dipping my baguette later!!
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I know it is working hours, but seriously people, leave me alone. I'm on TikTok. Colleagues are so needy!
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Good morning you sexy beasts. Well, #DragRaceUK was very, erm, surprising..... Wast it? 😏. Ooh well, Friday it is. I'm wishing you all a wonderfully gay day filled with hole & pole. Stay safe. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Pineapple on a pizza is like dick in the arse, it just works!
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It pisses me off that a shop will sell a pack of salad tomatoes for 69p but right next to them, they have the exact same tomatoes for £1.45 but named "vine" tomatoes. Every single fucking tomato plant is a vine, how gullible are people??
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I really don't get Stranger Things and the hype over it. Partly watched series 1. Got bored.
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Morning! Bit early, innit? MORNING!! Fabulous Thursday, have a wonderful day you gorgeous lot. Much love ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
November 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
In pub listening to a table of 6 elderly moaning about the budget. "We need Boris back, he would've never taxed us having expensive homes", "where am I going to get £2k extra, this is for my kids". "It's like the family farm tax, absolutely disgusting". "I'm voting Reform next"
😳😳😳 I can't even....
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I was hoping she would scrap stamp duty, but still not taxed the rich and the huge corporations enough.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM