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Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
I was feeling depressed, my wife put her hand on my back and said "Earth."
- It meant the world to me.
- It meant the world to me.
December 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I was feeling depressed, my wife put her hand on my back and said "Earth."
- It meant the world to me.
- It meant the world to me.
A horse walks into a bar.
"Hey", the Bartender says.
"Sure", the horse replies.
"Hey", the Bartender says.
"Sure", the horse replies.
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
A horse walks into a bar.
"Hey", the Bartender says.
"Sure", the horse replies.
"Hey", the Bartender says.
"Sure", the horse replies.
A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...
- "Five beers, please."
- "Five beers, please."
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
A Roman walks into a bar and raises 2 fingers and says to the bartender...
- "Five beers, please."
- "Five beers, please."
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No eye deer.
- No eye deer.
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No eye deer.
- No eye deer.
You see, mountains aren't just funny.
- They are hill areas.
- They are hill areas.
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
You see, mountains aren't just funny.
- They are hill areas.
- They are hill areas.
Why did the Romanian stop reading?
- They wanted to give the Bucharest.
- They wanted to give the Bucharest.
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Why did the Romanian stop reading?
- They wanted to give the Bucharest.
- They wanted to give the Bucharest.
What happens when you don't obey the KGB?
- You get Putin jail.
- You get Putin jail.
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What happens when you don't obey the KGB?
- You get Putin jail.
- You get Putin jail.
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
- If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
- If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
- If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
- If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.
- I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".
- I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.
- I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".
- I told her "No, thanks. The carton works fine".
My employer came running to me and said, "I was looking for you all day! Where the hell have you been?"
- I replied, "Good employees are hard to find."
- I replied, "Good employees are hard to find."
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 AM
My employer came running to me and said, "I was looking for you all day! Where the hell have you been?"
- I replied, "Good employees are hard to find."
- I replied, "Good employees are hard to find."
What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 AM
What kind of car did Whitney Houston drive?
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
- A Hyundaiiiiiiiiiiii
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
How much did your chimney cost?
- Nothing, it was on the house.
- Nothing, it was on the house.
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
How much did your chimney cost?
- Nothing, it was on the house.
- Nothing, it was on the house.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
- He just needed a little space.
- He just needed a little space.
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
- He just needed a little space.
- He just needed a little space.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
- He's a fizzician.
- He's a fizzician.
November 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper?
- He's a fizzician.
- He's a fizzician.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
- I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
What time did the man go to the dentist?
- Tooth hurt-y.
- Tooth hurt-y.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What time did the man go to the dentist?
- Tooth hurt-y.
- Tooth hurt-y.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Why do front end developers eat lunch alone?
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
- Because they don't know how to join tables.
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.
- It was tense.
- It was tense.
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 AM
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar.
- It was tense.
- It was tense.
What do you call a caveman's fart?
- A blast from the past.
- A blast from the past.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What do you call a caveman's fart?
- A blast from the past.
- A blast from the past.