I know Hilary Duff’s is “auto fiction” or whatever but I get to be mad at Joel Madden again, that’s just the year we’re having

(DST adjustments had already been made, they are not starving they just KNOW the clocks are wrong and this time they’re RIGHT)

(one of my coworkers DID change it but still uses her maiden name for work and one DIDN’T but uses her “married name” anyway)

at least that!!! changing someone else’s life the way those weird bounce balloons changed mine as a teen 🫡

yes, objectively unhinged but v vala’s. someday I wish to return to give them a week’s wages in 4 hours.

okay I have watched this and failed to see the gambling ? like surely you can vaguely aim for the fish ?

Beyond the tiny pigs? Do tell.

someone asked me to take a photo for them at a conference today and then she SHOWED ME HOW SHE PUT IT THROUGH CHATGPT TO MAKE HERSELF LOOK THINNER.
if you hate the pics I took, just tell me your angles, why are we doing all that.

it’s a Nice Shirt

Honestly, it was mostly a woman! She, very correctly, pointed out that the correct Friday WFH attire was “as close to pajamas as possible”

They’re discussing that it’s purposefully gaudy bc she’s American royalty and explaining why that’s good actually since she’s just so far above all other people 🫠

she liked it, but someone else asked if the nose was a martini glass