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ptholgclpplplsr.swifties.social
(christina’s version)
@ptholgclpplplsr.swifties.social
just a mid-30s swiftie who’s probably smoking weed, watching Caps hockey and playing the sims.

no DMs without asking, you will be blocked!!! i only follow back if you have a PFP and bio AND you’re above 18. gaylors and magas DNI.
my sons very first Funko, he got it when he was 7, now he’s almost 13. it’s wild to me that i’ve been watching Ovi since i was my oldest sons age. i never imagined 21 years ago that the kinda gangly new draft pick was eventually going to be the greatest NHL goal scorer of all time.
April 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
felt like an appropriate day for my Top Gun mug. RIP Val Kilmer - my favorite Batman, my huckleberry, my ghost in the darkness, my favorite pilot to hate. Think it’s gonna be a Val Movie Marathon kinda night after work.
April 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
just jumping on the treeeeend
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
we’re curating the skyline bestie
March 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
no cheating! last photo of your pet
March 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
besties should i?
March 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
it would seem that the last time i saved my game i officially hit 8,000 hours in the sims 🫣
March 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
the song that started my obsession with kip!
March 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
guys i have a FIREPLACE (in florida)! and i get to drink my coffee every morning while looking out over the LAKE (retention pond but shhhh) IN MY BACK YARD!!!! if someone had told me six months ago that this would be reality, i’d have laughed my ass off.
February 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
my husband and i have been together for six years and today we got the keys to our first place that is ALL OURS!! when we first started dating we rented my grandmas house to help her, then moved straight into my godparents house to be their caretakers, but they had all their stuff so it wasn’t home.
February 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
new airpods and matching phone and airpod case for my birthday and it’s all just a little 2021 grammys coded 🫶 (fuck the patriarchy popsocket returns monday)
February 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
birthday present from the coolest big brother a girl could ever ask for 🫶
January 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
she still needs the friendship bracelets on the top, but progress is being made!! i am a little bummed that the Modge Podge we used to seal it dulled some of the iridescence.
January 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
IT CAAAAAAME!
December 29, 2024 at 10:50 PM
my husband is gonna Swiftie out the bong with stickers and friendship bracelets and it’s a blue pink iridescent and he said he got the robe and specific bong cuz they were Lover-coded 🥹
December 25, 2024 at 3:47 PM
i got my first ever work bonus in my whole life!!!! it wasn’t big or anything (just started the job) but i decided to get myself a present out of it since i didn’t even know it was coming! (www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Ngu8Ls/)
December 21, 2024 at 2:22 PM
waking up to a second @flavorflav.bsky.social notice makes the sadness a little more bearable 🫶
December 9, 2024 at 1:25 PM
i can’t believe this is the last one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 8, 2024 at 7:57 PM
oh 👀
December 8, 2024 at 5:14 AM
YAY IT FINALLY CAME!!!!!! and it’s soooo cozy and soft 🩷🩵
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
this is the first year since apple replay started that Kip Moore wasn’t even on the list 🤣
December 3, 2024 at 12:57 PM
my dear bloomfs, do we think this blanket looks like it’s been a long time coming? 👀 i need a blanket for work cuz i am forever freezing and this one just keeps making me circle back to it; do i bite the bullet and add to cart?
December 2, 2024 at 5:59 PM
dingus finds some of the strangest positions for nap time
November 30, 2024 at 7:39 PM
literally 🤣 i just can’t let him go, this has been my lock screen for over a year ffs haha
November 26, 2024 at 9:34 PM
this is dingus!
November 18, 2024 at 12:06 AM