yeah if you're Only using it as a weapon it should like telescope or break into pieces that snap together when you need them

this is actually the result of letting young people become wizards. 65 years of arcane study or bust. real wizards hobble

I don’t know if Google can top this, their finest work to date

when I was a teen I came up with a very stupid concept about a train full of vampires that continuously ran around the world so it was constantly night for them. anyway this is the opposite feeling

yeah this is from my tinned fish newsletter. what about it

like, I know, right

people who like write on planes or do business stuff or whatever are absolutely baffling to me. all i ever do on planes is watching ten thousand episodes of the stupidest cooking show they have on offer