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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
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if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
Saw someone saying you shouldn't interact with NSFW accounts online if your account isn't also purely NSFW and FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
if you are an artist your compatriots are the people that make food and the people that make porno
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
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transphobe who isn't over her ex: saw my biological partner yesterday
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
transphobe who isn't over her ex: saw my biological partner yesterday
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In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025
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Every day the game I made about the trauma of growing up trans in a repressive evangelical household in the 90s and 00s is becoming more relevant, and it is filling me with a singular overwhelming emotion:
Hey stop that. Cut that shit out.
Hey stop that. Cut that shit out.
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Every day the game I made about the trauma of growing up trans in a repressive evangelical household in the 90s and 00s is becoming more relevant, and it is filling me with a singular overwhelming emotion:
Hey stop that. Cut that shit out.
Hey stop that. Cut that shit out.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
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Only 18 days to my Festive Tweet!
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Only 18 days to my Festive Tweet!
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when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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racists roll their eyes at this, they're not happy with any message short of 'send them all back' & they don't trust labour trying to pander to them. people who aren't racist recognise this as divisive patronising nonsense. labour's approval rating is 12% and i'm surprised it is that high
December 7, 2025 at 9:24 AM
racists roll their eyes at this, they're not happy with any message short of 'send them all back' & they don't trust labour trying to pander to them. people who aren't racist recognise this as divisive patronising nonsense. labour's approval rating is 12% and i'm surprised it is that high
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77 BILLION DOLLARS and all they achieved was a particularly bad Second Life knockoff. The waste is literally incomprehensible.
Meanwhile, VRChat continues to chug along on an infinitesimally small fraction of the budget and look ten times as polished and professional.
Meanwhile, VRChat continues to chug along on an infinitesimally small fraction of the budget and look ten times as polished and professional.
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
77 BILLION DOLLARS and all they achieved was a particularly bad Second Life knockoff. The waste is literally incomprehensible.
Meanwhile, VRChat continues to chug along on an infinitesimally small fraction of the budget and look ten times as polished and professional.
Meanwhile, VRChat continues to chug along on an infinitesimally small fraction of the budget and look ten times as polished and professional.
Only 19 days until my Festive Tweet!
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Only 19 days until my Festive Tweet!
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![Professor Layton passed out in an alley with a Santa hat shopped on him and the text box edited to say "My injuries were so [jolly] I was [Christmas] for a month. I was lucky to be alive."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qh2lh2vchzb3lquwqrtvhmf7/bafkreiewwxnwhdzt4k5q6xgpcdxda7xo73zvyirjw7p6l6ulnaaki3kauq@jpeg)
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“Why do they make characters end every sentence with plip or nyan” Says Woman Who Ends Every Message With “lol”
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Why do they make characters end every sentence with plip or nyan” Says Woman Who Ends Every Message With “lol”
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.
December 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.