alto! wants to burn their passport
@probablytoo.online
radically pluralist
they/them
matrix: @alto:private.coffee
mostly here to make jokes no one will get
minors welcome to interact idc
(there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)
they/them
matrix: @alto:private.coffee
mostly here to make jokes no one will get
minors welcome to interact idc
(there may or may not be hardcore pornography on this page browse at your own risk)
wdym my dream of being a niche internet microcelebrity of niche internet microcelebrities is not gonna pay rent
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
wdym my dream of being a niche internet microcelebrity of niche internet microcelebrities is not gonna pay rent
with your SMILE :)
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
with your SMILE :)
(not revealing the extrapolation method (i'm sure there must be one that works here))
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
(not revealing the extrapolation method (i'm sure there must be one that works here))
so, assuming you had a temperature of roughly 36.0 C just yesterday, and extrapolating into the future, you will turn into a red dwarf and consume earth by the year 2036
December 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
so, assuming you had a temperature of roughly 36.0 C just yesterday, and extrapolating into the future, you will turn into a red dwarf and consume earth by the year 2036
wait so. what should I have for lunch
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
wait so. what should I have for lunch
brb quantifying how tasty my sandwich was in SI-compatible units
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 AM
brb quantifying how tasty my sandwich was in SI-compatible units
windows users be like: I ❤️ my system but I would Never Ever Ever Ever use it to do actual work 🙏🙏
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 AM
windows users be like: I ❤️ my system but I would Never Ever Ever Ever use it to do actual work 🙏🙏
can't wait to get webfingered on the daily
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
can't wait to get webfingered on the daily
the twist is that the one on the right is a biologist
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
the twist is that the one on the right is a biologist
How To Make Love
December 4, 2025 at 7:51 AM
How To Make Love
ряльна.. .
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
ряльна.. .
электрофорез
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
электрофорез
it's cheap!
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
it's cheap!
simply stating objective fact
if you pay taxes you have blood on your hands
if you pay taxes you have blood on your hands
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
simply stating objective fact
if you pay taxes you have blood on your hands
if you pay taxes you have blood on your hands
baking bread
November 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
baking bread
you're fully what??
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
you're fully what??
when i was 13 i installed gentoo and, i shit you not, spent the first month or so trying to get the sound working
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
when i was 13 i installed gentoo and, i shit you not, spent the first month or so trying to get the sound working