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Paid for good but not $40 good Italian again award.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Paid for good but not $40 good Italian again award.
Looking at the current ticket prices for the round of 16 game I could have bought a month ago.
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Looking at the current ticket prices for the round of 16 game I could have bought a month ago.
They have to call it FAAWG now
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
They have to call it FAAWG now
Like a sturgeon
Poached for the very first time
Poached for the very first time
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Like a sturgeon
Poached for the very first time
Poached for the very first time
I'm a medium shield believer now after a raider tried to gank me with a mine behind a barricade and I was still able to beat him down with my hammer. Thanks for the loot buddy.
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm a medium shield believer now after a raider tried to gank me with a mine behind a barricade and I was still able to beat him down with my hammer. Thanks for the loot buddy.
We taught this chimp to understand British politics and he hanged himself.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
We taught this chimp to understand British politics and he hanged himself.
You're about to be in charge of the city with Rikers Island you can just say "that has nothing to do with me" if someone asks you about Cuba or Vzla.
December 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You're about to be in charge of the city with Rikers Island you can just say "that has nothing to do with me" if someone asks you about Cuba or Vzla.
Buy now pay later for rent would have been a joke 5 years ago but I fully expect the Klarna 60 Year Mortgage to be normal by the time I'm 30.
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Buy now pay later for rent would have been a joke 5 years ago but I fully expect the Klarna 60 Year Mortgage to be normal by the time I'm 30.
I can't tell which party is holding the other hostage in the Taylor Sheridan-Paramount situation but we do not need Yellowstone: Justified.
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I can't tell which party is holding the other hostage in the Taylor Sheridan-Paramount situation but we do not need Yellowstone: Justified.
Dog took 20 minutes to piss in the rain. That's fine its not like it's 40 degrees or anything.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dog took 20 minutes to piss in the rain. That's fine its not like it's 40 degrees or anything.
20 people you know follow the Mets player who is pitching for Israel in the WBC.
a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie looks at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a blue hoodie looks at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
20 people you know follow the Mets player who is pitching for Israel in the WBC.
Here come the golden oldies
Here come the Obama
Here come the Obama
November 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Here come the golden oldies
Here come the Obama
Here come the Obama
Imagine "deploying" to Washington, DC and getting aired out in front of a Tatte.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Imagine "deploying" to Washington, DC and getting aired out in front of a Tatte.
An event just occurred somewhere
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
An event just occurred somewhere
Finally got TFBC from the library so I figured I'd go see what the author is up to.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Finally got TFBC from the library so I figured I'd go see what the author is up to.
Choosing what wine to get for the holidays
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Choosing what wine to get for the holidays
I can never bring myself to jump someone in Arc Raiders no matter how many times I go in determined to just be a dick. Some of the best runs I've had have been teamed up with a random or two.
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I can never bring myself to jump someone in Arc Raiders no matter how many times I go in determined to just be a dick. Some of the best runs I've had have been teamed up with a random or two.
Open enrollment
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Open enrollment
This city needs to start going after people who don't rake their sidewalks. I shouldn't have to skate over rotting leaves every 50 feet.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This city needs to start going after people who don't rake their sidewalks. I shouldn't have to skate over rotting leaves every 50 feet.
It's nice that the Vikings suck again. Takes me back to the 2010s and I can just hatewatch other teams and ignore what's happening. I'm not coping.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's nice that the Vikings suck again. Takes me back to the 2010s and I can just hatewatch other teams and ignore what's happening. I'm not coping.
My favorite JFK conspiracists are the ones who think the "good ending" of the US timeline was riding in that limo before it was rudely interrupted.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My favorite JFK conspiracists are the ones who think the "good ending" of the US timeline was riding in that limo before it was rudely interrupted.
I am a journalist and you need to pay me United States Dollars to read the next part of my story about how my ex and the HHS secretary were felching.
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am a journalist and you need to pay me United States Dollars to read the next part of my story about how my ex and the HHS secretary were felching.
The entire country hates our party so we're going to roll out Obama's speechwriter that no one remembers to run some more hasbara.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The entire country hates our party so we're going to roll out Obama's speechwriter that no one remembers to run some more hasbara.