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Premee Mohamed
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Writer, scientist, bug. she/her. #yeg. 🇨🇦 🇬🇾 Winner of a Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, Ignyte, and Aurora award! Rep: Michael Curry 📚🪲 Tips for cat treats! https://ko-fi.com/premee
"Oh but where is Fiasco" well he is sulking under the desk, because God forbid he should share a WARM BED with a FAUX-FUR RUG of UNBELIEVABLE SOFTNESS with a FUZZY WUZZY KITTEN
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
OFFICIAL KITTEN TIMELINE CLEANSE I gave her many kisses and treats to apologize for using her for a video 😭

(This is not Artificial Intelligence but Genuine Kittelligence)
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Anyway I was like "Well I didn't choose you INITIALLY but I guess we can probably be buddies" and I told him it was OK if he wanted to hide for a while when I brought him home

He never did hide

This was him that afternoon when we got in
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@gianttourtiere.bsky.social HELLO if anyone from the Temporal Regulatory Association comes around, tell them I wasn't messing around with a chronoboson generator and they are just wrong about the date of the footprints

tx
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
TRULY IMPECCABLE TIMING FOR MY GLASSES TO FALL APART (MY SPARE PAIR IS ALSO BROKEN)

"Is one arm of those glasses already fixed with packing tape" YES WHAT IS YOUR POINT

I'VE HAD THEM FOR A LONG TIME

ANYWAY I'M GOING TO GET OUT MY REPAIR SUPPLIES

PRAY FOR BEETLE
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Please tell your fluffy man I adore him (from my fluffy man)
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Can I interest you in a fluffy man with big feet
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The KITTEN is on a SWEATER 😭
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I don't know, like
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
An STRANGE CREECHER making NOISES
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hi yes I know this looks like the exact same photo I always post BUT: the baby was lying on the bed and THEN Fiasco came up and curled up next to her

VOLUNTARILY

and he's STILL THERE

(and they're NOT BUGGING ME this is some kind of miracle)
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Pour one out for Fiasco, who just suffered the horrible indignity of being picked up and wrestled so I could see if something I spotted on his little fang meant it was ROTTING and ABOUT TO BURST or FALL OUT OF HIS HEAD or if I should rush him to the EMERGENCY VET

it was a fleck of black plastic
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hmmmm SNOO
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
That other notebook is going to have to be for BALLPOINT ONLY methinks
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well this is why we test paper as well as pens and ink!!
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Okay THE DUST IS TERRIBLE omg I am a monster but: larger bottles on a lazy susan (the top is a tray I added for extra width) and smaller bottles in a test tube holder and on a spice rack.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It may be sacrilegious but I might have to change the baby's middle name from Santa Maria to Persistence
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He is FREE but RESENTFUL and I am not sure his ears will de-airplane tonight
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
No! No, no, no! Certainly not, ha ha. LAUGHABLE thought. No, I wouldn't worry about it one bit. CERTAINLY not something that would keep me up at night fretting. Or indeed, scheming as to how I could make it hit a nemesis instead. Nope!
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me: I am not feeling very social but I still want to body-double and get some work done

@montereybayaquarium.org : No prob
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
WHY IS THIS UP NEXT TO THE OFFICERS DINING ROOM

I AM INSULTED
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
OH REALLY. And what are we PLOTTING against Big Friend today, hmm?
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Have u seen the very soft (yet DRAMATIQUE) man
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What is happening here. This is not a normal way to sit. I can't even... what are your LEGGIES doing buddy
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM