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Premee Mohamed
@premeemohamed.com
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Writer, scientist, bug. she/her. #yeg. 🇨🇦 🇬🇾 Winner of a Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, Ignyte, and Aurora award! Rep: Michael Curry 📚🪲 Tips for cat treats! https://ko-fi.com/premee
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"Oh but where is Fiasco" well he is sulking under the desk, because God forbid he should share a WARM BED with a FAUX-FUR RUG of UNBELIEVABLE SOFTNESS with a FUZZY WUZZY KITTEN
a fluffy black kitten doing... what i'm not sure... hanging her head over the edge of a cat bed covered in a faux-fur rug. the bed is on a desk, below which in another cat bed (round) is curled a fluffy grey tabby, not looking at the viewer, because he is sulking.
December 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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OFFICIAL KITTEN TIMELINE CLEANSE I gave her many kisses and treats to apologize for using her for a video 😭

(This is not Artificial Intelligence but Genuine Kittelligence)
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Anyway I was like "Well I didn't choose you INITIALLY but I guess we can probably be buddies" and I told him it was OK if he wanted to hide for a while when I brought him home

He never did hide

This was him that afternoon when we got in
a large adolescent kitten, a grey tabby with white toes, looking directly at the viewer. he is lying on a folded red, white, and black tartan scarf. behind him through the window is a suburban street in summertime.
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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@gianttourtiere.bsky.social HELLO if anyone from the Temporal Regulatory Association comes around, tell them I wasn't messing around with a chronoboson generator and they are just wrong about the date of the footprints

tx
two footprints in light grey sand. headline from popular mechanics is "archaeologists found 115,000 year-old human footprints where they shouldn't be"
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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TRULY IMPECCABLE TIMING FOR MY GLASSES TO FALL APART (MY SPARE PAIR IS ALSO BROKEN)

"Is one arm of those glasses already fixed with packing tape" YES WHAT IS YOUR POINT

I'VE HAD THEM FOR A LONG TIME

ANYWAY I'M GOING TO GET OUT MY REPAIR SUPPLIES

PRAY FOR BEETLE
a busted pair of glasses with VERY thick lenses, suggesting that the wearer is pretty close to clinically blind without them (she is)
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Please tell your fluffy man I adore him (from my fluffy man)
a fluffy grey tabby looking as fabulously intelligent and perspicacious as possible, lying on a desk with his tongue slightly out and his fangs showing
December 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Can I interest you in a fluffy man with big feet
a large, fluffy grey tabby asleep in a rectangular grey cat bed, with his back legs sticking out
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The KITTEN is on a SWEATER 😭
a fluffy black kitten with a little patch of white chest fur, looking directly at the viewer. she is sitting on a green and white fuzzy sweater.
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I don't know, like
a mockup penguin classics cover, a wet-looking coverless copy of the collected cicero face-up on some asphalt. the title is 'eighty-five murders in one night,' subtitle is 'a true story.' author is premee mohamed. don't know who that is. sounds disreputable though.
November 30, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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An STRANGE CREECHER making NOISES
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Hi yes I know this looks like the exact same photo I always post BUT: the baby was lying on the bed and THEN Fiasco came up and curled up next to her

VOLUNTARILY

and he's STILL THERE

(and they're NOT BUGGING ME this is some kind of miracle)
ARE YOU GUYS BESTIES YET anyway a fluffy black kitten asleep in one corner of a rectangular cat bed covered in a faux-fur rug, her back end touching the back end of a fluffy grey tabby asleep in the other corner with his head over the edge of it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Pour one out for Fiasco, who just suffered the horrible indignity of being picked up and wrestled so I could see if something I spotted on his little fang meant it was ROTTING and ABOUT TO BURST or FALL OUT OF HIS HEAD or if I should rush him to the EMERGENCY VET

it was a fleck of black plastic
a small piece of black plastic stuck to my fingertips
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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To the Selection Committee: LISTEN UP if you do not accept this student's MFA application GUESS WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU no don't guess your imagination isn't that good BUT IT WILL BE GRUESOME AND HORRIBLE and you will not be able to have an open-casket funeral IN FACT IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU JUST PUT CREMATION as your last request but I MIGHT NOT LEAVE ENOUGH OF YOU TO BE CREMATED and furthermore
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Hmmmm SNOO
a fluffy black kitten photographed from behind, looking outside at a fresh snowfall and part of a set of front stairs and a white metal railing
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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That other notebook is going to have to be for BALLPOINT ONLY methinks
two handwritten lines on a dot-grid notebook reading 'conversely, on normal paper, no hairs!!!' close-up showing purple ink with blue-green shimmer and no feathering
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Well this is why we test paper as well as pens and ink!!
a square, unlined notebook with some handwriting on it in a dark purple ink with a blue-green shimmer: testing new notebook, test test, seeing some feathering right away here!!!! shimmer looks good, zero ghosting, hmmmmmm close-up of the writing, showing the shimmer but also a LOT of feathering (ink bleeding into the fibers of the paper and making it look weirdly hairy) super macro close up of the word 'seeing' in the purple ink, showing all the feathering (the word looks like it's turning into a werewolf)
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Okay THE DUST IS TERRIBLE omg I am a monster but: larger bottles on a lazy susan (the top is a tray I added for extra width) and smaller bottles in a test tube holder and on a spice rack.
a bookshelf with a lazy susan full of dark bottles of fountain pen ink, plus smaller sample bottles next to it on a small set of shelves (a spice rack)
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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It may be sacrilegious but I might have to change the baby's middle name from Santa Maria to Persistence
a fluffy black kitten of prodigious size settling in on the top level of a beige carpeted cat tree. also on the top level, and there before her, a fluffy grey tabby with his elbow hanging over the edge of the seat, giving her an incredulous look. behind them, a wall painted blue with several colourful posters on it.
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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He is FREE but RESENTFUL and I am not sure his ears will de-airplane tonight
an irritated-looking fluffy grey tabby sitting on a rectangular cat bed, covered in a grey faux-fur rug
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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No! No, no, no! Certainly not, ha ha. LAUGHABLE thought. No, I wouldn't worry about it one bit. CERTAINLY not something that would keep me up at night fretting. Or indeed, scheming as to how I could make it hit a nemesis instead. Nope!
a screenshot (no link) of a gizmodo article unhelpfully titled "should you be worried about a tiny black hole hitting your body?" and the illustration is of space with a lot of colourful stars and in the middle a black disc with some distorted stars around it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Me: I am not feeling very social but I still want to body-double and get some work done

@montereybayaquarium.org : No prob
a monitor showing the monterey bay aquarium squid tank, fullscreen. lots of small light-coloured squid moving around against a dark blue background. (behind it, a fluffy black kitten on the second level of a cat tree.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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WHY IS THIS UP NEXT TO THE OFFICERS DINING ROOM

I AM INSULTED
a wanted poster for a mad sientist, showing a huge weird-looking beetle with pointy teeth. suggestions are 'may bite' and 'do not approach,' and the text reads 'have you seen this insect? do not alert her to your presence. call head of security at once.' smaller text bemoans 'for the love of god don't let her get into the jefferies tubes jesus christ it was horrible i had so much explaining to do'
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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OH REALLY. And what are we PLOTTING against Big Friend today, hmm?
a fluffy black kitten of prodigious size, eyes closed and loafed up next to a fluffy grey tabby with white toes, who is more awake and has one front leg extended. they are lying on a faux-fur rug on top of a rectangular cat bed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Have u seen the very soft (yet DRAMATIQUE) man
a fluffy grey tabby caught in a VERY bright ray of light from the window, facing to the right. he is sitting on the top level of a beige carpeted cat tree, his paws over the edge. colourful posters are behind him.
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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What is happening here. This is not a normal way to sit. I can't even... what are your LEGGIES doing buddy
a fluffy grey tabby sitting on a fluffy grey tabby-coloured rug (repurposed as a blanket), staring fixedly at something off-camera (it's a squirrel outside the window). his back legs are in front of him and his front legs are... not entirely accounted for.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM