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PrecociousPlum
@precociousplum.bsky.social
A plum on her way to being a prune ✨
Here for the HMJ brain rot 🍏🌈

Will block non-HMJ folk with abandon 🤸‍♀️
So sorry to hear Roger got sent to the stocks today
November 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Happy Thanksgiving, Oracle!!! 💜
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I yearn to be a sun snake, but emotionally I am a surprise purple ghost
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am sorry I am so late to seeing this, but if you’d like an invite, Josie, please let me know and I’ll DM you a link!
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’ve been going through this this month with one of my cats, I’m so sorry friend 😣 Hoping things are looking up for y’all soon ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Love a cold floor for floor time! And the permission to have a panic attack just says, “stay true to yourself” 😌
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Your painting of the dogs sitting in a chair would make for such a cool bookplate!! What a wonderful way to make the most of a no-internet day!
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
RANT NOT OVER. Pardon me for forgetting that we HATE fairly compensating people for their expertise and love these fuck ass systems!!!!!!!!! I forgot that part!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hmm… 15 periods… something about that!
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I appreciate your support in my little treat endeavors
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
thank you I bought a fancy coffee approximately two seconds after your encouragement
November 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Yes diva!!!!! So excited for you!!! That’s such a great feeling and I’m glad they recognized what a great fit you were!! 🎉
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Happy birthday!!! 🥳
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Sometimes I do this with wasabi 😶
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Do you ever wonder what it’s like to be a person who thinks this way, like what happened to you
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You’ve got this!!

Two things that helped me were using an unscented hand soap at home until the bumps went away, and using an unscented lotion each time I washed my hands. It was annoying to buy new products, but it ended up going away within about a month and I haven’t had flare ups since!
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM