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You know when you once again forget you made a Bluesky account? Yeah. That's me.
Anyway @brigstew.bsky.social updated having the European prospects!
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Anyway @brigstew.bsky.social updated having the European prospects!
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/maple-leafs-...
Maple Leafs Prospect Report: Europe Check-In
Updating the seasons of the three Toronto prospects who have been playing in Europe this season, all of whom were just drafted this past summer in the later rounds.
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February 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
You know when you once again forget you made a Bluesky account? Yeah. That's me.
Anyway @brigstew.bsky.social updated having the European prospects!
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/maple-leafs-...
Anyway @brigstew.bsky.social updated having the European prospects!
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/maple-leafs-...
There are three keys to winning the game tonight:
1) The Leafs should score more goals than the Lightning.
2) The players should avoid getting game misconducts.
3) Bring a giant fly swatter to smush Thunderbug
1) The Leafs should score more goals than the Lightning.
2) The players should avoid getting game misconducts.
3) Bring a giant fly swatter to smush Thunderbug
January 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
There are three keys to winning the game tonight:
1) The Leafs should score more goals than the Lightning.
2) The players should avoid getting game misconducts.
3) Bring a giant fly swatter to smush Thunderbug
1) The Leafs should score more goals than the Lightning.
2) The players should avoid getting game misconducts.
3) Bring a giant fly swatter to smush Thunderbug
There are three keys to defeat the Devils tonight:
1) Score the most goals
2) Score A goal
3) sell their soul to NJ Devil for a win
1) Score the most goals
2) Score A goal
3) sell their soul to NJ Devil for a win
January 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There are three keys to defeat the Devils tonight:
1) Score the most goals
2) Score A goal
3) sell their soul to NJ Devil for a win
1) Score the most goals
2) Score A goal
3) sell their soul to NJ Devil for a win
To win against the Canucks the Maple Leafs need to follow this game plan:
1) Score the most goals
2) Bribe Air Canada to lose the Canucks luggage when they land at Pearson today
3) Capture Fin, squeeze all the ambergris out of him that you can. Sell it. Sign McDavid with the profits
1) Score the most goals
2) Bribe Air Canada to lose the Canucks luggage when they land at Pearson today
3) Capture Fin, squeeze all the ambergris out of him that you can. Sell it. Sign McDavid with the profits
January 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
To win against the Canucks the Maple Leafs need to follow this game plan:
1) Score the most goals
2) Bribe Air Canada to lose the Canucks luggage when they land at Pearson today
3) Capture Fin, squeeze all the ambergris out of him that you can. Sell it. Sign McDavid with the profits
1) Score the most goals
2) Bribe Air Canada to lose the Canucks luggage when they land at Pearson today
3) Capture Fin, squeeze all the ambergris out of him that you can. Sell it. Sign McDavid with the profits
Failed on all three counts.
It's game day!
Come chat in the GDT about the keys to winning tonight's game:
1) Score more goals than the Hurricanes
2) Don't let the Hurricanes score the most goals
3) Roast Stormy for a delicious pre-game meal
Game time is 7:30!
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Come chat in the GDT about the keys to winning tonight's game:
1) Score more goals than the Hurricanes
2) Don't let the Hurricanes score the most goals
3) Roast Stormy for a delicious pre-game meal
Game time is 7:30!
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GDT: Leafs in Carolina
Rise to the challenge!
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January 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Failed on all three counts.
It's game day!
Come chat in the GDT about the keys to winning tonight's game:
1) Score more goals than the Hurricanes
2) Don't let the Hurricanes score the most goals
3) Roast Stormy for a delicious pre-game meal
Game time is 7:30!
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/gdt-leafs-in...
Come chat in the GDT about the keys to winning tonight's game:
1) Score more goals than the Hurricanes
2) Don't let the Hurricanes score the most goals
3) Roast Stormy for a delicious pre-game meal
Game time is 7:30!
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/gdt-leafs-in...
GDT: Leafs in Carolina
Rise to the challenge!
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January 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's game day!
Come chat in the GDT about the keys to winning tonight's game:
1) Score more goals than the Hurricanes
2) Don't let the Hurricanes score the most goals
3) Roast Stormy for a delicious pre-game meal
Game time is 7:30!
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/gdt-leafs-in...
Come chat in the GDT about the keys to winning tonight's game:
1) Score more goals than the Hurricanes
2) Don't let the Hurricanes score the most goals
3) Roast Stormy for a delicious pre-game meal
Game time is 7:30!
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/gdt-leafs-in...
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With Kappo Kakko being traded away from the Rangers, let us remember Larry David once called into talk radio to complain about his usage.
youtu.be/ydA2njX4w6w?...
youtu.be/ydA2njX4w6w?...
Larry David not happy with Rangers' use of Kakko
YouTube video by Michael B
youtu.be
December 19, 2024 at 2:57 AM
With Kappo Kakko being traded away from the Rangers, let us remember Larry David once called into talk radio to complain about his usage.
youtu.be/ydA2njX4w6w?...
youtu.be/ydA2njX4w6w?...
Joe Thornton, wearing his Maple Leafs toque, skating in St. Thomas with some locals ahead of sledge hockey.
Thanks for sharing Randy!
Thanks for sharing Randy!
December 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Joe Thornton, wearing his Maple Leafs toque, skating in St. Thomas with some locals ahead of sledge hockey.
Thanks for sharing Randy!
Thanks for sharing Randy!
Leafs win! GIF party at our house! www.pensionplanpuppets.com/magic-mitch-...
Magic Mitch leads the Leafs past the Utah Hockey Clubbers
Leafs win as Mitch and Willy climb the all time Leafs rankings.
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November 25, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Leafs win! GIF party at our house! www.pensionplanpuppets.com/magic-mitch-...
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Joseph Woll reaches out with the left leg
November 25, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Joseph Woll reaches out with the left leg
William Nylanders goal was his 231st, making him 11th all time in Leafs goals.
His assist was his 321st tying Doug Gilmour for 11th all time.
I don't know man, those numbers are messing with my head.
His assist was his 321st tying Doug Gilmour for 11th all time.
I don't know man, those numbers are messing with my head.
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
William Nylanders goal was his 231st, making him 11th all time in Leafs goals.
His assist was his 321st tying Doug Gilmour for 11th all time.
I don't know man, those numbers are messing with my head.
His assist was his 321st tying Doug Gilmour for 11th all time.
I don't know man, those numbers are messing with my head.
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IS THAT A MINTEN POWERPLAY ASSIST I THINK IT MIGHT BE!
DON'T BE LIKE THE AHL SCORERKEEPERS AND GIVE THAT KID WHAT HE WAS SO RUDELY DENIED
DON'T BE LIKE THE AHL SCORERKEEPERS AND GIVE THAT KID WHAT HE WAS SO RUDELY DENIED
November 25, 2024 at 1:25 AM
IS THAT A MINTEN POWERPLAY ASSIST I THINK IT MIGHT BE!
DON'T BE LIKE THE AHL SCORERKEEPERS AND GIVE THAT KID WHAT HE WAS SO RUDELY DENIED
DON'T BE LIKE THE AHL SCORERKEEPERS AND GIVE THAT KID WHAT HE WAS SO RUDELY DENIED
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the second unit got a lot of looks
November 25, 2024 at 1:24 AM
the second unit got a lot of looks
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almost a tap-in for Minten
November 25, 2024 at 12:37 AM
almost a tap-in for Minten
Are a group of hockey players from Utah called Utah Hockey Clubs or the Utah Hockeys Club?
November 25, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Are a group of hockey players from Utah called Utah Hockey Clubs or the Utah Hockeys Club?
Need somewhere to have sane, rational thoughts about the Leafs and absolutely no knee jerk reactions in the comments?
Don't know where that is but here's our game day chat!
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Don't know where that is but here's our game day chat!
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GDT: Utah vs Leafs
Let's send them home feeling salty.
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November 25, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Need somewhere to have sane, rational thoughts about the Leafs and absolutely no knee jerk reactions in the comments?
Don't know where that is but here's our game day chat!
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/gdt-utah-vs-...
Don't know where that is but here's our game day chat!
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/gdt-utah-vs-...
..... What are we supposed to do tonight?
November 23, 2024 at 11:02 PM
..... What are we supposed to do tonight?
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Sign their dad and have all three play on a line
If the Leafs dont play Will and Alex on the same line, fire Craig Berube. Fuck let them start the game
November 22, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Sign their dad and have all three play on a line
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Had to make a quick Bortpost for the Leafs news.
November 22, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Had to make a quick Bortpost for the Leafs news.
Max Domi year to date
How do you like him now?
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November 14, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Good morning!
Need a hangout for the day? Come chat about Leafs news and... @elseldo.bsky.social's new washing machine?
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Need a hangout for the day? Come chat about Leafs news and... @elseldo.bsky.social's new washing machine?
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Thursday FTB: New washing machine day!
And something about the Leafs playing Washing-ton goes here. Make it funny.
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November 14, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Good morning!
Need a hangout for the day? Come chat about Leafs news and... @elseldo.bsky.social's new washing machine?
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/thursday-ftb...
Need a hangout for the day? Come chat about Leafs news and... @elseldo.bsky.social's new washing machine?
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Omar is doing the good work.
so I’m not sure if there is anyone from the other side breaking Leafs news and quotes here so I’ll take a crack at it
November 8, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Omar is doing the good work.
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Auston Matthews met the Auston Matthews guys
November 8, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Auston Matthews met the Auston Matthews guys
(checks feed)
oh wow.
It's been a year.
Amazing what happens when you forget a password.
Anyway, it's game day tonight!
If you want to join the chat, you can yell about the Leafs here all night:
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oh wow.
It's been a year.
Amazing what happens when you forget a password.
Anyway, it's game day tonight!
If you want to join the chat, you can yell about the Leafs here all night:
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/preview-leaf...
Preview: Leafs welcome the Red Wings to Toronto
Hall of Fame induction game tonight.
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November 8, 2024 at 9:57 PM
(checks feed)
oh wow.
It's been a year.
Amazing what happens when you forget a password.
Anyway, it's game day tonight!
If you want to join the chat, you can yell about the Leafs here all night:
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/preview-leaf...
oh wow.
It's been a year.
Amazing what happens when you forget a password.
Anyway, it's game day tonight!
If you want to join the chat, you can yell about the Leafs here all night:
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/preview-leaf...