"Tell me again why we're playing the world champions outside of the international window"

By trying to fix something so broken, they have somehow managed to break it even more. It's astounding

"Huh? Hold on, I'll check... Is I. Jobalot here? I. Jobalot? Everyone listen, I. JOBALOT!?... Wait a minute... if I ever get hold of you, I'll smash you in the head with by 2x4 and plant my American flag in your butt!"

"Triads have stolen one of El Burro's cars and burned it. Return the favour by burning them."

Paul crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to​. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile . . . and came out covered in saudi blood money on the other side."

Would you rather fight one max sized Barry or one Barry sized max?

How anyone takes a single one of these MAGA-shaggers seriously is completely beyond me