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Blue Screen of Beth.
@porkchopie.bsky.social
Environmental scientist deep into water,
Indefinitely retired from singin & screamin in punk & ska bands.
Currently into being a parent, a pet lover, a crafter, a reader, and various puzzles 🏳️‍🌈
Will not lie about liking big butts.

KY Colonel living in WA
He should work a couple of smaller clubs first.
Really get the act together 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I do, in fact, want my kringle warm.
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Thank you! That’s very kind of you to say ☺️
November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
🤭 the username 🤭
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Well, we made this bed. Might as well die in it 😭
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October 31, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Everyone’s a critic.
October 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Moved from the south to the PNW a couple years ago.
Can confirm that the food here… takes some getting used to.

I make a list of all the restaurants to go to & meals I want when I go back to visit family because I miss the food!
October 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Wait. I love puns…
I have The Swerve by Stephen Greenblatt…
Am I…
Am I dadcore now?!
October 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I read in Percy Jackson that their casino is amazing.
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh, excellent.
Certainly looking forward to reviewing permitting documents after the USACE is given their pep talk to “break things”. What a win for our infrastructure.
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I was wondering the same thing! Pregnant daphnia?
October 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM