/ number three.

/ number two. nobody tunes into his radio show please turn into his radio sjow

/ number one. he doesn't know how to use the internet. the interwebs. he is a retro radio!!

⠀
⠀⠀[⠀resonance⠀cleared⠀his
⠀⠀throat 、 adjusting⠀the
⠀⠀silver⠀tinted⠀glasses⠀rested
⠀⠀upon⠀his⠀curved⠀nose .⠀]

⠀⠀... you⠀are⠀SO⠀close 、
⠀⠀yet⠀so⠀far⠀to⠀the⠀next
⠀⠀round ! now 、 tell⠀me ..
⠀⠀Dear⠀Listener .

⠀⠀Who⠀Is⠀The⠀Artist .. or
⠀⠀artists .. Behind⠀This⠀Song ?
⠀

⠀
⠀⠀( ... now⠀we⠀just⠀wait
⠀⠀for⠀a⠀caller .⠀)
⠀

⠀
⠀⠀[⠀pretend⠀it's⠀only⠀the
⠀⠀first⠀5⠀seconds⠀]

⠀⠀THIS .. song !! popular
⠀⠀back⠀when⠀music⠀was
⠀⠀still⠀' hip ' !!
⠀

⠀
⠀⠀our —— * my⠀dear
⠀⠀listeners⠀will⠀hear⠀the
⠀⠀first⠀five⠀seconds⠀of⠀a
⠀⠀song 、 and⠀guess⠀the
⠀⠀title !! .. and⠀artist 、
⠀⠀in⠀TWO —— yes 、 TWO
⠀⠀attempts !!

⠀⠀first⠀up 、 we⠀have ——
⠀⠀hangon 、 hangon .. hrrrm .
⠀⠀how⠀do⠀I ... there⠀we
⠀⠀go .⠀sorry 、 sorry .
⠀
⠀

/ THERE'S NOT A HECTOR ON THERE?? WHAAAT.. usually the bird app is very quick to picking up characters of his trope!! he's so cutie

/ ABSOLUTE FACTS.. I don't think I've seen a single date everything account besides me in general, though. it's a shame

/ now I sleep

/ BEAT SPAMTON THO!! (I spared him)

⠀
⠀⠀what ?? what⠀do
⠀⠀you⠀Mean⠀m —— are
⠀⠀we⠀still⠀on ?? .. gosh —
⠀⠀where⠀was⠀I .. right !
⠀⠀Today 、 we⠀be
⠀⠀interviewing ..⠀⠀(⠀yapyapyap⠀)
⠀