There is one already under the White House. We just need someone to lure him in with a trail of chicken nuggets and lock him in.
October 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
There is one already under the White House. We just need someone to lure him in with a trail of chicken nuggets and lock him in.
"Undigested strawberry sherbet emerging from a hippos butt hole" should be the Alt Text.
October 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"Undigested strawberry sherbet emerging from a hippos butt hole" should be the Alt Text.
What's wrong with a living will? Write down (while of sound mind) under what circumstances you want the plug pulled.
October 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What's wrong with a living will? Write down (while of sound mind) under what circumstances you want the plug pulled.
It looks like an undigested strawberry sherbet emerging from a hippos butt hole.
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
It looks like an undigested strawberry sherbet emerging from a hippos butt hole.
I remember when apple bought the "Workflow" app and renamed it "Shortcuts" thereby making help un-googlable.
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I remember when apple bought the "Workflow" app and renamed it "Shortcuts" thereby making help un-googlable.
I love poutine, but it does look like dog sick even at the hands of the most talented photographer.
October 7, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I love poutine, but it does look like dog sick even at the hands of the most talented photographer.
I have made one LinkedIn post ever. It's 2 words long. It says I've retired. I get weekly emails saying how many "impressions" I've had and how to improve engagement. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
October 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I have made one LinkedIn post ever. It's 2 words long. It says I've retired. I get weekly emails saying how many "impressions" I've had and how to improve engagement. 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Can we smash the pods before they hatch?
October 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Can we smash the pods before they hatch?
Drove to London and back today, and by a wide margin the worst driven cars were Land rovers, typically black. See one emerging from a slip lane? 50% chance it’ll cannonball across all three lanes without indicating and warp over the horizon at 90 some 6ft from the car in front.
September 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Drove to London and back today, and by a wide margin the worst driven cars were Land rovers, typically black. See one emerging from a slip lane? 50% chance it’ll cannonball across all three lanes without indicating and warp over the horizon at 90 some 6ft from the car in front.
I absolutely agree. Software engineering had already become mostly integrating open source components into some pre-existing framework. AI is just the last straw in extracting the fun and craft. I decided to retire early so I can just sit on the porch and wait for the T800s to march down the street.
September 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I absolutely agree. Software engineering had already become mostly integrating open source components into some pre-existing framework. AI is just the last straw in extracting the fun and craft. I decided to retire early so I can just sit on the porch and wait for the T800s to march down the street.
The bugs getting fixed in 16.1
September 13, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The bugs getting fixed in 16.1
Congratulations, you made me look twice. 🦔
August 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Congratulations, you made me look twice. 🦔
I find it ironic that so many of these Neanderthals have tattoos relating to the Crusades. A time when we literally did to the Middle East what they claim the "immugrunts is doin over 'ere".
August 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I find it ironic that so many of these Neanderthals have tattoos relating to the Crusades. A time when we literally did to the Middle East what they claim the "immugrunts is doin over 'ere".
I'm too afraid to ask, worried I might be replaced with AI.
August 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I'm too afraid to ask, worried I might be replaced with AI.
I get spam calls and texts from "HR" regularly, but since I've retired that's exclusively my Wife's role. Speaking of which, I need to complete my next appraisal.
August 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I get spam calls and texts from "HR" regularly, but since I've retired that's exclusively my Wife's role. Speaking of which, I need to complete my next appraisal.
I am infamous in my family for levering the top off a mince pie, spreading in a good layer of liver pate and replacing the lid. It’s delicious. This year I may do that to one and put it back in the box as nobody will try it willingly.
August 15, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I am infamous in my family for levering the top off a mince pie, spreading in a good layer of liver pate and replacing the lid. It’s delicious. This year I may do that to one and put it back in the box as nobody will try it willingly.
Those with an Incandescent self interest and a hunger for power seem better able to achieve their aims than those who want some sort of "collective good" that requires thought and negotiation. Having written that I realise we're all fucked.
August 10, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Those with an Incandescent self interest and a hunger for power seem better able to achieve their aims than those who want some sort of "collective good" that requires thought and negotiation. Having written that I realise we're all fucked.
It's as sterile as his imagination, the perfect physical manifestation of his inner life.
August 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's as sterile as his imagination, the perfect physical manifestation of his inner life.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
August 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
If he got a brain tumour his IQ would go up
July 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
If he got a brain tumour his IQ would go up