Daniel Warshaw
@ploafmaster.com
Don’t hassle me, I’m global.
Richmond, Virginia, probably on a bike.
#bikes #cycling #partypace
Web: https://ploafmaster.com
Richmond, Virginia, probably on a bike.
#bikes #cycling #partypace
Web: https://ploafmaster.com
Yes, yes, I’m sorry. I’ve allowed my 9YO to become a fan of The Smiths. He’ll be more insufferable than his old man in no time, I’m sure.
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yes, yes, I’m sorry. I’ve allowed my 9YO to become a fan of The Smiths. He’ll be more insufferable than his old man in no time, I’m sure.
You know I watch too much niche bike YouTube when my son says something like, “this guy makes Dangerous Dave look like Probably Riding” 🤪
November 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You know I watch too much niche bike YouTube when my son says something like, “this guy makes Dangerous Dave look like Probably Riding” 🤪
The way my heart dropped when I realized they wouldn’t be ready in time for Christmas 🥺
🦬 Yes, you can pet the Calicorn! The beloved beast from the game Herdling is now available for preorder as a supremely fuzzy plush:
🧸 makeship.com/products/he...
🧸 makeship.com/products/he...
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The way my heart dropped when I realized they wouldn’t be ready in time for Christmas 🥺
I spent the first 28 miles of my ride thinking my bottom bracket was clicking; the rhythmic sound matched the frequency of my pedaling and stopped when I coasted. It was only after I climbed back on from my final stop that I realized my keys were clicking my my vest pocket 🙃
November 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I spent the first 28 miles of my ride thinking my bottom bracket was clicking; the rhythmic sound matched the frequency of my pedaling and stopped when I coasted. It was only after I climbed back on from my final stop that I realized my keys were clicking my my vest pocket 🙃
The way @jameshoffmann.bsky.social seems *so gleeful* grinding rocks on this video is absolutely cracking me up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5v5...
What Happens If I Get a Stone In My Coffee?
YouTube video by James Hoffmann
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The way @jameshoffmann.bsky.social seems *so gleeful* grinding rocks on this video is absolutely cracking me up: www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5v5...
The Smokey Mug currently has a pastry they call a “brookie”—your sort of typical brownie batter with cookie dough baked on top, or vice versa—but with a critical twist: this one has a layer of Rice Krispy treat on top of all that. It’s, uh, well, I guess I have plenty of sugar for my ride :-P
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Smokey Mug currently has a pastry they call a “brookie”—your sort of typical brownie batter with cookie dough baked on top, or vice versa—but with a critical twist: this one has a layer of Rice Krispy treat on top of all that. It’s, uh, well, I guess I have plenty of sugar for my ride :-P
Strandbeest evolution 2025: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/12/strandbeest-evolution.html
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Strandbeest evolution 2025: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/12/strandbeest-evolution.html
When the time comes, which paper’s Trump obituary will headline with “WE GOT HIM THIS TIME”?
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
When the time comes, which paper’s Trump obituary will headline with “WE GOT HIM THIS TIME”?
Pumpin' Ain't Easy (Except When it Is): https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/11/pumpin-aint-easy-except-when.html
November 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Pumpin' Ain't Easy (Except When it Is): https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/11/pumpin-aint-easy-except-when.html
The weather is so cold and blustery that I almost didn’t ride my bike today. But I figured if I didn’t ride in this weather I’d never ride outside much this winter, so I went for it and got my 30 miles anyway.
November 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The weather is so cold and blustery that I almost didn’t ride my bike today. But I figured if I didn’t ride in this weather I’d never ride outside much this winter, so I went for it and got my 30 miles anyway.
Waxin' a fresh chain. Thinking about doing a little rear derailleur cleaning/greasing before putting it on the Space Horse, though.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Waxin' a fresh chain. Thinking about doing a little rear derailleur cleaning/greasing before putting it on the Space Horse, though.
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social sorry if you already saw this, but thought you may be interested in this recent video of Edgar Wright talking about some of his favorite shots: youtu.be/8u_kCQiZd7Y
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social sorry if you already saw this, but thought you may be interested in this recent video of Edgar Wright talking about some of his favorite shots: youtu.be/8u_kCQiZd7Y
I think, cynically, that Kaine probably feels safe from a primary vote having just won reelection last year.
Gross.
Gross.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I think, cynically, that Kaine probably feels safe from a primary vote having just won reelection last year.
Gross.
Gross.
Crossed 8000 miles for the year on my bike today while enjoying the mid-autumn splendor of fluorescent ginkgo trees around the city.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Crossed 8000 miles for the year on my bike today while enjoying the mid-autumn splendor of fluorescent ginkgo trees around the city.
Finally Clicking with Tapestry: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/08/finally-clicking-with-tapestry.html
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Finally Clicking with Tapestry: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/08/finally-clicking-with-tapestry.html
If your e-commerce system’s “order shipped” messaging doesn’t include the tracking number without me first using some bullshit app? You should feel bad about yourself.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
If your e-commerce system’s “order shipped” messaging doesn’t include the tracking number without me first using some bullshit app? You should feel bad about yourself.
Bike Mods for the Space Horse: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/07/bike-mods-for-the-space.html
November 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Bike Mods for the Space Horse: https://ploafmaster.com/2025/11/07/bike-mods-for-the-space.html
Reposted by Daniel Warshaw
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
Reposted by Daniel Warshaw
Reposted by Daniel Warshaw
god I hope the sandwich cop is really mad right now. just red and nude shouting at his ex-wife during the drop off of his monitored custody hours about how liberals don't care about the safety of our first responders
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
god I hope the sandwich cop is really mad right now. just red and nude shouting at his ex-wife during the drop off of his monitored custody hours about how liberals don't care about the safety of our first responders
Look, I know “prebiotic” sodas are mostly junk science, but here’s the deal: some of them taste pretty dang good and only have a few grams of sugar per can. So let’s not throw the baby out with the fizzy water, m’kay?
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Look, I know “prebiotic” sodas are mostly junk science, but here’s the deal: some of them taste pretty dang good and only have a few grams of sugar per can. So let’s not throw the baby out with the fizzy water, m’kay?
Dems up to 60 seats in the House of Delegates in Virginia so far 😳
How high can we go? 😛
How high can we go? 😛
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Dems up to 60 seats in the House of Delegates in Virginia so far 😳
How high can we go? 😛
How high can we go? 😛
If we don’t get some newspaper headline like “WINSOME LOSE ALL” tomorrow, what are we even doing?
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If we don’t get some newspaper headline like “WINSOME LOSE ALL” tomorrow, what are we even doing?
Just me, or Virginia Board of Elections website getting *hammered* right now?
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just me, or Virginia Board of Elections website getting *hammered* right now?