Oh man he’s for sure gonna kill himself.

In 2032 right before the asteroid hit imma send that shit to someone bitching about “where is Jesus right now, I was told he would be here”

Ya that’s pretty common. My mom does this but she was a civil servant for 40 years. It’s lead-addled delusiontown for a lot of them.

You can’t change their minds unless you shift them to a different delusion and they’re also super stubborn, also cuz of all that lead.

This one of those things that you actually had to read those books to know about instead of just looking at the maps and trying to learn elvish with your homie huh

Still awaiting word on whether I can capture and take home this beautiful lil guy

You see my father, a tugboat captain and my mother, a championship body builder…

Wow you can’t even say someone should be player 2 anymore. Damn shame.

Stand back. Stand donner. Stand blitzen. Stand by.

I only care because he’s a hypocrite. It’s just like the Republican who went to Yale and grew up in a gated community in Connecticut acting like they’ve been a rancher their whole life. It’s a projection of fake solidarity.

Might show this to the cat to make sure he understands