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Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan.
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
Without Head to Head, the next tiebreaker is conference record. All of the Rams losses have been to NFC teams, whereas one of the Bears losses was the Ravens.
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Without Head to Head, the next tiebreaker is conference record. All of the Rams losses have been to NFC teams, whereas one of the Bears losses was the Ravens.
Good for her. Obviously well deserved and I hope it makes the next scumbag hesitate.
December 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Good for her. Obviously well deserved and I hope it makes the next scumbag hesitate.
Genuinely brutal football. Gotta hand it to Carolina for keeping their noses clean and keeping it to fundamentals.
It's easy to stick to the run when you're averaging 6 😭
It's easy to stick to the run when you're averaging 6 😭
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Genuinely brutal football. Gotta hand it to Carolina for keeping their noses clean and keeping it to fundamentals.
It's easy to stick to the run when you're averaging 6 😭
It's easy to stick to the run when you're averaging 6 😭
Sometimes the football gods need to humble you. Or uh, champions find a way to come back when they're down. IDK, I'll have a platitude for this in about an hour 😭
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Sometimes the football gods need to humble you. Or uh, champions find a way to come back when they're down. IDK, I'll have a platitude for this in about an hour 😭
YOU DID THIS TO HIM
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
YOU DID THIS TO HIM
So you didn't look very hard and felt the need to run your mouth, and now people are treating you like a clueless annoyance.
Just take the L and stop digging, friend.
Just take the L and stop digging, friend.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
So you didn't look very hard and felt the need to run your mouth, and now people are treating you like a clueless annoyance.
Just take the L and stop digging, friend.
Just take the L and stop digging, friend.
A single scene from the Super Mario Bros Super Show is enough to convince a modern child never to watch anything from before they were born.
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
A single scene from the Super Mario Bros Super Show is enough to convince a modern child never to watch anything from before they were born.
A fine reminder that, while cops can never do anything good, they can occasionally do something funny.
November 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A fine reminder that, while cops can never do anything good, they can occasionally do something funny.
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Oh and at one point, one cop pepper-sprayed another cop. (Around the 12-second mark.)
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh and at one point, one cop pepper-sprayed another cop. (Around the 12-second mark.)
Gonna be a bit tough, so I say Stafford only throws 14 TDs and we win 105-0. 😎
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Gonna be a bit tough, so I say Stafford only throws 14 TDs and we win 105-0. 😎
Wow, I wish I could write thrilling and engaging things like your reply. Thanks for sharing!
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Wow, I wish I could write thrilling and engaging things like your reply. Thanks for sharing!
I wanted to add this to the image above but I guess you can't mix video and still images. 😭
But it goes thumpy thumpy!
But it goes thumpy thumpy!
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I wanted to add this to the image above but I guess you can't mix video and still images. 😭
But it goes thumpy thumpy!
But it goes thumpy thumpy!
Very next step completed! I was extremely nervous because I've never worked with plaster and I could think of all sorts of ways it could go wrong, but it's nice and solid for a very thin first layer that I can build on.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Very next step completed! I was extremely nervous because I've never worked with plaster and I could think of all sorts of ways it could go wrong, but it's nice and solid for a very thin first layer that I can build on.
It's cool how this doofus is replying to anything he thinks is an easy dunk but hasn't replied to your correct analysis of what he misread. 😭
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
It's cool how this doofus is replying to anything he thinks is an easy dunk but hasn't replied to your correct analysis of what he misread. 😭
I'm so incredibly bummed about it because I have loved their games for so long but I really can't do it. I specifically really wanted this one too, the minigames with the kids sound so damn cool. 😭
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm so incredibly bummed about it because I have loved their games for so long but I really can't do it. I specifically really wanted this one too, the minigames with the kids sound so damn cool. 😭
That's a good wisdom
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
That's a good wisdom
What an evil, lying, piece of shit bot.
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
What an evil, lying, piece of shit bot.
I dream of it every year but I'm so glad he's content.
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I dream of it every year but I'm so glad he's content.