Petty Bait Machine
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Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan.
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
I wanted to add this to the image above but I guess you can't mix video and still images. 😭
But it goes thumpy thumpy!
But it goes thumpy thumpy!
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I wanted to add this to the image above but I guess you can't mix video and still images. 😭
But it goes thumpy thumpy!
But it goes thumpy thumpy!
Very next step completed! I was extremely nervous because I've never worked with plaster and I could think of all sorts of ways it could go wrong, but it's nice and solid for a very thin first layer that I can build on.
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Very next step completed! I was extremely nervous because I've never worked with plaster and I could think of all sorts of ways it could go wrong, but it's nice and solid for a very thin first layer that I can build on.
I'm making a moon crater for my final, 20th level session of my 4-year long 5e Dungeons and Dragons campaign and wanted to share the in-progress pictures (in part because it'll keep me working so I don't slack off 😂)
Next steps: first coat of plaster, then add bottlecaps to create smaller craters.
Next steps: first coat of plaster, then add bottlecaps to create smaller craters.
November 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I'm making a moon crater for my final, 20th level session of my 4-year long 5e Dungeons and Dragons campaign and wanted to share the in-progress pictures (in part because it'll keep me working so I don't slack off 😂)
Next steps: first coat of plaster, then add bottlecaps to create smaller craters.
Next steps: first coat of plaster, then add bottlecaps to create smaller craters.
Just call me Bari Weiss coz I put in the least amount of effort I could but I still got 60 minutes
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just call me Bari Weiss coz I put in the least amount of effort I could but I still got 60 minutes
Saw someone in a hoodie that said "Keep pushing! Trust the process!" and immediately had this thought.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Saw someone in a hoodie that said "Keep pushing! Trust the process!" and immediately had this thought.
I can't stop watching this game-winning punt from Ethan Evans. The Seahawks could easily have won this game and every inch counted.
As a Rams fan, I suppose I'd rather be lucky than good, but I sure like getting to be both. 😁
As a Rams fan, I suppose I'd rather be lucky than good, but I sure like getting to be both. 😁
November 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I can't stop watching this game-winning punt from Ethan Evans. The Seahawks could easily have won this game and every inch counted.
As a Rams fan, I suppose I'd rather be lucky than good, but I sure like getting to be both. 😁
As a Rams fan, I suppose I'd rather be lucky than good, but I sure like getting to be both. 😁
I haven't had a custom jersey in years. I have to wrap this up and put it under the tree after the game. But go Rams! Horns up, midnight mode activated, etc. (And sorry, Kyren, it was my number first)
November 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I haven't had a custom jersey in years. I have to wrap this up and put it under the tree after the game. But go Rams! Horns up, midnight mode activated, etc. (And sorry, Kyren, it was my number first)
When my friend says he bought a PC game through the Epic store
November 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
When my friend says he bought a PC game through the Epic store
People are like "WTF people are just getting banned for jokes" and then you check the jokes and it's like
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
People are like "WTF people are just getting banned for jokes" and then you check the jokes and it's like
Doot doot da dooooo
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Doot doot da dooooo
Mostly I was just curious what one of these would look like for a perennial reply guy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Mostly I was just curious what one of these would look like for a perennial reply guy.
You made me curious enough to go dig up a tool to find the answer, because I knew it would be ridiculous.
This assumes you're buying a $300,000 house with a 20% down payment and also that you're getting the current "Mortgage Rate" with a perfect credit score. You'd pay over triple the initial cost!
This assumes you're buying a $300,000 house with a 20% down payment and also that you're getting the current "Mortgage Rate" with a perfect credit score. You'd pay over triple the initial cost!
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You made me curious enough to go dig up a tool to find the answer, because I knew it would be ridiculous.
This assumes you're buying a $300,000 house with a 20% down payment and also that you're getting the current "Mortgage Rate" with a perfect credit score. You'd pay over triple the initial cost!
This assumes you're buying a $300,000 house with a 20% down payment and also that you're getting the current "Mortgage Rate" with a perfect credit score. You'd pay over triple the initial cost!
I was too lazy to do a better job in the character creator but I have to say that the Anti-Consumerist achievement in The Outer Worlds 2 is truly, incredibly annoying. Just a deeply obnoxious time.
But I laughed enough times at "Carl Marks" that it helped me through it.
But I laughed enough times at "Carl Marks" that it helped me through it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I was too lazy to do a better job in the character creator but I have to say that the Anti-Consumerist achievement in The Outer Worlds 2 is truly, incredibly annoying. Just a deeply obnoxious time.
But I laughed enough times at "Carl Marks" that it helped me through it.
But I laughed enough times at "Carl Marks" that it helped me through it.
If only we had 2.5 years before the Democratic Primary so that we could find a candidate who isn't an evil piece of shit
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If only we had 2.5 years before the Democratic Primary so that we could find a candidate who isn't an evil piece of shit
Photographic proof:
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Photographic proof:
O! Fortuna, you know I wanna be the only one
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
O! Fortuna, you know I wanna be the only one
I am SO SICK of people missing the true meaning of Pluribus.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I am SO SICK of people missing the true meaning of Pluribus.
Hitting the unfollow button on Mina after realizing she's promoting evil for pocket change
November 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hitting the unfollow button on Mina after realizing she's promoting evil for pocket change
My brother is a Fine Arts teacher and I do enjoy his amazement at my ability to produce sloppy work at high speeds.
This is one of the sloppy ones that I was particularly proud of. I just use them for D&D, and players (mine at least) never seem to pay enough attention to the details anyway. lol
This is one of the sloppy ones that I was particularly proud of. I just use them for D&D, and players (mine at least) never seem to pay enough attention to the details anyway. lol
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
My brother is a Fine Arts teacher and I do enjoy his amazement at my ability to produce sloppy work at high speeds.
This is one of the sloppy ones that I was particularly proud of. I just use them for D&D, and players (mine at least) never seem to pay enough attention to the details anyway. lol
This is one of the sloppy ones that I was particularly proud of. I just use them for D&D, and players (mine at least) never seem to pay enough attention to the details anyway. lol
You thought you had to and y'know what?
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You thought you had to and y'know what?