🏳️🌈 Pitney & Amelia’s Bitchen Boutique 🎙️
@pitneyandamelia.bsky.social
A seriously silly podcast that’s here, queer, and in your ear! On all pod platforms! (posts by A) LGBTQIA+ | Comedy | Mental Health | GenX | Fandom | Horror | Virtual Coven 🔮
Wanna hear the stuff we’ve been Thankful for in the past? Ten years of gratitude, silly and sincere, right here!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Wanna hear the stuff we’ve been Thankful for in the past? Ten years of gratitude, silly and sincere, right here!
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bitchenb.libsyn.com/category/Tha... #podguild
This is our 10th annual #Thankful episode! Whether we’re silly or sincere, we always take time in November to talk about gratitude.
And this year we released the episode early so you can listen before you #BlackFridayBlackout!
Proud member of the #podguild!
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And this year we released the episode early so you can listen before you #BlackFridayBlackout!
Proud member of the #podguild!
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November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is our 10th annual #Thankful episode! Whether we’re silly or sincere, we always take time in November to talk about gratitude.
And this year we released the episode early so you can listen before you #BlackFridayBlackout!
Proud member of the #podguild!
traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/244...
And this year we released the episode early so you can listen before you #BlackFridayBlackout!
Proud member of the #podguild!
traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/244...
We're #thankful for the coven and the hard work we did, renewed fandom feelings, losing touch with an old friend who apparently went full MAGA, and the ecstasy of disability checks.
Promo:
Ghost Bites (from the guys at Brew Crime!)
#podguild
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Promo:
Ghost Bites (from the guys at Brew Crime!)
#podguild
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November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We're #thankful for the coven and the hard work we did, renewed fandom feelings, losing touch with an old friend who apparently went full MAGA, and the ecstasy of disability checks.
Promo:
Ghost Bites (from the guys at Brew Crime!)
#podguild
traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/244...
Promo:
Ghost Bites (from the guys at Brew Crime!)
#podguild
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November 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
A catty side quest about language, then stuff like Amelia surprising herself with one hell of a present, Pitney making a friend over a Linkin Park shirt, excitement about Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things… and then Skims/Kim Kardashian makes MERKINS.
#podguild
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#podguild
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November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
A catty side quest about language, then stuff like Amelia surprising herself with one hell of a present, Pitney making a friend over a Linkin Park shirt, excitement about Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things… and then Skims/Kim Kardashian makes MERKINS.
#podguild
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#podguild
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New Presidential portrait.
#SleepyDonald
#25thAmendment
#UnfitForOffice
#TrumpSucks
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#SleepyDonald
#25thAmendment
#UnfitForOffice
#TrumpSucks
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
New Presidential portrait.
#SleepyDonald
#25thAmendment
#UnfitForOffice
#TrumpSucks
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
#SleepyDonald
#25thAmendment
#UnfitForOffice
#TrumpSucks
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
I can’t let this go on any longer… if you hear “parachute pants” and you think of photo A below and not photo B, we’re gonna need to have a chat. #GenX #80sFashion
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I can’t let this go on any longer… if you hear “parachute pants” and you think of photo A below and not photo B, we’re gonna need to have a chat. #GenX #80sFashion
You really need to spell shit out for the MAGA types.
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You really need to spell shit out for the MAGA types.
A vampire that’s not Dracula
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
A vampire that’s not Dracula
Spike appreciates the pivot.
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Spike appreciates the pivot.
We made it to Halloween. You did so great that you’ve earned the best content we could give you:
Top-notch Halloween awesomeness.
It’s informative, it’s judgmental, and it’s funny as hell. But more than anything it’s us, just the way you like us.
#podguild
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Top-notch Halloween awesomeness.
It’s informative, it’s judgmental, and it’s funny as hell. But more than anything it’s us, just the way you like us.
#podguild
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October 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
We made it to Halloween. You did so great that you’ve earned the best content we could give you:
Top-notch Halloween awesomeness.
It’s informative, it’s judgmental, and it’s funny as hell. But more than anything it’s us, just the way you like us.
#podguild
traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/242...
Top-notch Halloween awesomeness.
It’s informative, it’s judgmental, and it’s funny as hell. But more than anything it’s us, just the way you like us.
#podguild
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Propaganda works.
October 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Propaganda works.
LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU BELIEVE THE EAST WING OF THE WHITE HOUSE WAS DEMOLISHED BECAUSE BIG BABY GOT BUTTHURT WHEN 7M AMERICANS LAUGHED IN HIS STUPID FACE
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU BELIEVE THE EAST WING OF THE WHITE HOUSE WAS DEMOLISHED BECAUSE BIG BABY GOT BUTTHURT WHEN 7M AMERICANS LAUGHED IN HIS STUPID FACE
This week we get positively catty about The Hardy Boys Meet Dracula! Then Amelia flips her wiglet over all the little things bugging her this spooky season, from beige pumpkins to Frankenstein on the toilet!
#podguild #halloween #samhain
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#podguild #halloween #samhain
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October 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
This week we get positively catty about The Hardy Boys Meet Dracula! Then Amelia flips her wiglet over all the little things bugging her this spooky season, from beige pumpkins to Frankenstein on the toilet!
#podguild #halloween #samhain
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#podguild #halloween #samhain
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CAN’T MARCH ON SATURDAY?
DO SOMETHING ELSE TO HELP!
Some of us have legit reasons we can’t participate directly in the #NoKings march on 10/18, but that doesn’t mean we do nothing!
Like, put a sign on your car and drive around honking! SHOW THE WORLD YOU’RE IN THE FIGHT!
DO SOMETHING ELSE TO HELP!
Some of us have legit reasons we can’t participate directly in the #NoKings march on 10/18, but that doesn’t mean we do nothing!
Like, put a sign on your car and drive around honking! SHOW THE WORLD YOU’RE IN THE FIGHT!
October 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
CAN’T MARCH ON SATURDAY?
DO SOMETHING ELSE TO HELP!
Some of us have legit reasons we can’t participate directly in the #NoKings march on 10/18, but that doesn’t mean we do nothing!
Like, put a sign on your car and drive around honking! SHOW THE WORLD YOU’RE IN THE FIGHT!
DO SOMETHING ELSE TO HELP!
Some of us have legit reasons we can’t participate directly in the #NoKings march on 10/18, but that doesn’t mean we do nothing!
Like, put a sign on your car and drive around honking! SHOW THE WORLD YOU’RE IN THE FIGHT!
COMING FRIDAY:
The Hardy Boys met Dracula, apparently. Amelia has a laundry list of Halloween pet peeves (what the hell is Michael’s thinking?!). And we prep our virtual secular coven for Samhain in big ways on a small scale. Local action for big results!
Subscribe so you don’t miss a moment!
The Hardy Boys met Dracula, apparently. Amelia has a laundry list of Halloween pet peeves (what the hell is Michael’s thinking?!). And we prep our virtual secular coven for Samhain in big ways on a small scale. Local action for big results!
Subscribe so you don’t miss a moment!
October 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM
COMING FRIDAY:
The Hardy Boys met Dracula, apparently. Amelia has a laundry list of Halloween pet peeves (what the hell is Michael’s thinking?!). And we prep our virtual secular coven for Samhain in big ways on a small scale. Local action for big results!
Subscribe so you don’t miss a moment!
The Hardy Boys met Dracula, apparently. Amelia has a laundry list of Halloween pet peeves (what the hell is Michael’s thinking?!). And we prep our virtual secular coven for Samhain in big ways on a small scale. Local action for big results!
Subscribe so you don’t miss a moment!
It was impossible to choose an iconic movie poster to show how important Drew Struzan was, so I grabbed a couple collages. He was to art what Don LaFontaine was to voiceover. Absolute legend.
Rest well.
Rest well.
October 15, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It was impossible to choose an iconic movie poster to show how important Drew Struzan was, so I grabbed a couple collages. He was to art what Don LaFontaine was to voiceover. Absolute legend.
Rest well.
Rest well.
TARRUMPH IS THE BIGGEST LOSER OF THEM ALL AND HIS DADDY IS LAUGHING AT HIM IN HELL
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
TARRUMPH IS THE BIGGEST LOSER OF THEM ALL AND HIS DADDY IS LAUGHING AT HIM IN HELL
So not only did Jeffrey Epstein do horrible things to teenage girls who get no justice, but the concealing of evidence surrounding his enterprise is directly causing hundreds of thousands of federal employees to lose paychecks because of sniveling little shit Mike Johnson.
October 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
So not only did Jeffrey Epstein do horrible things to teenage girls who get no justice, but the concealing of evidence surrounding his enterprise is directly causing hundreds of thousands of federal employees to lose paychecks because of sniveling little shit Mike Johnson.
Where’s the lie?
October 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Where’s the lie?
Looking for a podcast to distract you from… ::gestures at everything:: ?
We’re a queer, GenX, dorky pair of lifelong friends with opinions and ideas and a history full of crazy stories. You know you’re curious. 😉
#podguild
We’re a queer, GenX, dorky pair of lifelong friends with opinions and ideas and a history full of crazy stories. You know you’re curious. 😉
#podguild
October 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Looking for a podcast to distract you from… ::gestures at everything:: ?
We’re a queer, GenX, dorky pair of lifelong friends with opinions and ideas and a history full of crazy stories. You know you’re curious. 😉
#podguild
We’re a queer, GenX, dorky pair of lifelong friends with opinions and ideas and a history full of crazy stories. You know you’re curious. 😉
#podguild
Poor Trumpie, humiliated by potatoes.
October 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Poor Trumpie, humiliated by potatoes.
Pitney celebrates his birthday by being outraged by young people. From texting versus phone calls versus email to fake eyelashes and contour and "a dewy finish," we're telling everyone to get off our lawn!
#podguild
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#podguild
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October 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Pitney celebrates his birthday by being outraged by young people. From texting versus phone calls versus email to fake eyelashes and contour and "a dewy finish," we're telling everyone to get off our lawn!
#podguild
traffic.libsyn.com/bitchenb/240...
#podguild
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