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Simon William Cree
@piratesprogress.bsky.social
You can't just attack me because I'm a beautiful woman. He/Him. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Plenty of things to give Bluesky a kicking about regarding moderation and 'open' labellers, but the private school labeller now having an 'Epstein Connection' label also shows it can be extremely lmao.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
She's a tiny little framed puzzle girl, she does tiny little framed puzzles.
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Free Palestine. 🇵🇸
October 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Lmao, and also lol.
September 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Sending this guy to Mark Sewards MP's office:
August 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"Leftists don't argue with each other," my brother Zak, even My Favourite Liberal™, Dave knew this to be untrue.
July 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
John Swinney is a commie to the simple American mind.
June 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nature's Blowjob Brothers imho.
June 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Lol. Lmao even.
May 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me rolling up on that bald devil's house.
May 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
At last, the moment arrives.
May 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It's bad generally out there lads, but today specifically is quite good. ☀️
May 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Time for my boy to hit the beach.
April 28, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Lads, I think it's spring.
April 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This is a bonkers video to have uploaded.
April 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If I were Francis, one of my last wishes would also have been, "Carry my coffin past the Colosseum. That will be so sick."
April 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I love little bits of tat, I will not go anywhere without buying a little bit of tat, and anyone who says they don't enjoy it too is a liar.
April 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A quote from Jorge de Sena, 1956.
April 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A quote from Manuel Alegre, 1965.
April 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Look, I am who I am alright.
April 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Bougie as hell.
March 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Oh it's ONE aperol spritz, shut up it's nice out.
March 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
A very lazy, easy day today because I have ah, burned the candle a little the last two days, but I did go visit Lisbon Cathedral, here I am inside the cathedral.
March 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Beer, the sun and a view are the only things needed to invigorate the soul, the rich could afford access to all three at all times, yet somehow choose to tweet miserably.
March 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM