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Pirate_Cove_Man
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Mega fan of Nintendo, indie games, platformers, Metroidvanias, animation, and voice acting, hoping to be a voice actor myself someday.

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December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Do you remember how I said that I would not have pre-ordered PvZ Replanted if Survival Endless wasn't completely unplayable on the DS version?

Well, it's funny because now I'm considering getting a modded Vita, which basically has the Xbox 360 version on it. Fuck me
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Day 83: Posting early today because the good Lord knows it ain't happening today, but I also officially turn 19 today! Since my birthday is on the very last day of November, perhaps Nintendo will give me the gift I truly want next month? We shall see
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Where do you come up with this stuff? It is UNFAIR how funny your videos are
This one took a lot out of me, but it was the most fun video project I've ever done to date. I hope you like it as much as I did putting it together. Ask me any questions you have about frame rates in the comments 👍
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFj...
The Incredible World of Completing the Best Game of All Time - Caddicarus
YouTube video by Caddicarus
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Day 81: I, uh, I meant to post that on my main account

Also no, no news
I fucking hate when I refresh pull a YouTube channel with what would be some awesome scary story videos if he didn't very clearly use AI images

Wanna guess who I'm talking about?
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Thanks for making this, man! Now my Smash 6 wishlist playlist is complete
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Smash wiki believing that Incineroar's purple alt is supposed to reference fucking Big the Cat will never not be one of the funniest things I've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Are egg companies holding a competition to make the worst fucking containers imaginable?
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
DAMN that was tight

Anything for Lanky Kong, though
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I'd like to just remind you guys:

Banjo proved that you can get in even if your last game is over a decade old.

Steve proved that you can get in even if, at first glance, you wouldn't fit at all.

Sora proved that you can get in no matter what licensing hurdles stand in the way. (1/2)
Since the hype behind Smash Bros is increasing again, I just want to throw this out there for those make character speculation a life-or-death struggle.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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We're going back in time, to the first Air Ride, to clobba dat der Kirbeh
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I'm pretty sure he's never specified that any video game characters are void, either. He didn't actually say that about Waluigi, or even that he dislikes the character himself, that was just salty fans putting words into his mouth
Except that. Video game characters only, Sakurai said so himself. Unless he specifies himself, that is the only concrete rule when it comes to speculation
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Also, apparently the phrase is "pass muster" and not mustard. I swear to GOD I thought it was mustard, I wasn't trying to be funny
Well, it was also on DS and 3DS. Not a different game of the same name, just the exact same thing on a handheld. For the DS, it passes mustard for being okayish, but both of those systems are very strong in the nostalgia bubble too, so my point stands
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Kirby being happy requires an E10+ rating
My collection is complete
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Like, y'all think Game Key Cards are the most anti-consumer thing invented, but I swear you have not seen ANYTHING yet.

Even better, I can't get the PS2 Final Mix versions to emulate well enough. I suppose I'll just stick with the ones I can play on my modded 3DS until Square Enix grows some nuts
God bless Square Enix for providing demos of the cloud Kingdom Hearts ports on Switch, because fuck my UNCLE I am not buying these versions 💀

Like, I'm willing to tolerate Nintendo Classics being part of a subscription service since it still downloads and can be played offline, but this is pathetic
November 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I decided to try getting into Studio Ghibli's movies

I've never heard any of the original Japanese audio for Castle in the Sky, but I can very easily tell that these two originally sounded like actual children and the English dub just wants you to think they're short adults lmao
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Rate my amiibos on display, chat
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And there we have it. I had zero comment on the other categories, and I haven't even played/watched most of these here, I just voted for Silksong, Ninja Gaiden 4, and Sonic whenever those are just want I want to see win.

MK Legacy Kollection shouldn't have even been qualified but I do not care
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
So, like, unless they're all not talking about 100%, I don't see why people find Mario Galaxy to be so replayable. There's quite a lot of recycled content that, while nowhere near as bad as Crash 4, kinda deters me from wanting to replay this game anytime soon
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Tipping culture is getting a little ridiculous

A guy carried me in a pvp game and asked what my PayPal was
November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Did Wii Fit not have proper box art in North America or something...?
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Everyone, listen. Maybe I'm getting ahead of myself here, but:

TGA is less than a month away.

Toys 4 Bob announced some collaboration with Microsoft that they've yet to reveal a couple years ago.

Is it finally time?
a video game character named taunt is standing in the grass
ALT: a video game character named taunt is standing in the grass
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Let's make something clear here, it takes a LOT of effort to make me dislike anything frog-related. And I do NOT like that tablet.
First teaser trailer for 'Toy Story 5'

In theaters June 19, 2026
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Okay, that aside, GO VOTE FOR BANANZA TO WIN GOTY! VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Why the actual fuck was Sonic 3 not nominated for best adaptation? You cannot be serious
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM