Piphopopotamus
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So for anyone looking for a hopecore video post-YK, a Nazi interrupted a psych class at the University of Washington to yell Heil Hitler and do Nazi salutes and the class decided to chase him out en masse.
October 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So for anyone looking for a hopecore video post-YK, a Nazi interrupted a psych class at the University of Washington to yell Heil Hitler and do Nazi salutes and the class decided to chase him out en masse.
Idk how you’re meant to do manicure shots but check it out
September 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Idk how you’re meant to do manicure shots but check it out
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This is unforgiveable incompetence: NZ has spent $671m to get no ferries, rather than $551m to get new ferries that would be arriving within months to replace clapped-out ferries. This sort of mismanagement should bring down a government; amazingly, it's not even the worst example of their failings
Final cost of breaking South Korean ferry contract revealed
Final cost of breaking South Korean ferry contract revealed
The bill is now more than $600 million, after another $144m was added to the scrapped iReX ferry project cost.
www.rnz.co.nz
August 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This is unforgiveable incompetence: NZ has spent $671m to get no ferries, rather than $551m to get new ferries that would be arriving within months to replace clapped-out ferries. This sort of mismanagement should bring down a government; amazingly, it's not even the worst example of their failings
I am missing Twitter intensely - pre Musk, the Homestuck crash out posting would’ve been decadent 😔
August 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I am missing Twitter intensely - pre Musk, the Homestuck crash out posting would’ve been decadent 😔
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I love living in the era of the business idiot. Multiple 3 trillion market cap companies forcing software down people's throats that they hate that has grown a near-cultural level of ridicule about its propensity for errors, all because they forgot how to do anything but chase quarterly growth
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love living in the era of the business idiot. Multiple 3 trillion market cap companies forcing software down people's throats that they hate that has grown a near-cultural level of ridicule about its propensity for errors, all because they forgot how to do anything but chase quarterly growth
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Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.
April 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Turning 30 is actually not bad because you actually spiritually turn 30 at age 27. By the time you hit 30, you've already been 30 for three years.
Back here just to brag about this sick manicure 💙🧡
April 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Back here just to brag about this sick manicure 💙🧡
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We had a LOCALLY SOURCED AND EMPLOYING SYSTEM WHERE SCHOOLS COULD CHOOSE THEIR PROVIDERS, MAKE SURE THE MEALS SUITED THE STUDENTS, COULD BE MADE IN HOUSE AND SEYMOUR FUCKED IT SO BADLY THEY'RE NOW IMPORTING MICROWAVE FUCKING MEALS FROM AUSTRALIA TO FEED KIDS WHO, LETS BE CLEAR, HATE THE MEALS
March 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
We had a LOCALLY SOURCED AND EMPLOYING SYSTEM WHERE SCHOOLS COULD CHOOSE THEIR PROVIDERS, MAKE SURE THE MEALS SUITED THE STUDENTS, COULD BE MADE IN HOUSE AND SEYMOUR FUCKED IT SO BADLY THEY'RE NOW IMPORTING MICROWAVE FUCKING MEALS FROM AUSTRALIA TO FEED KIDS WHO, LETS BE CLEAR, HATE THE MEALS
I miss having my little Twitter community… who can I tell about the Tirtir cushion being worth the hype now
March 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I miss having my little Twitter community… who can I tell about the Tirtir cushion being worth the hype now
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In case you also need a list:
✍️ Treaty Principles Bill - 7 Jan
✍️ Oranga Tamariki Amendments Bill aka Military Bootcamps - 9 Jan
✍️ Regulatory Standards Bill - 12 Jan
✍️ Puberty Blockers Consultation - 20 Jan
✍️ Treaty Principles Bill - 7 Jan
✍️ Oranga Tamariki Amendments Bill aka Military Bootcamps - 9 Jan
✍️ Regulatory Standards Bill - 12 Jan
✍️ Puberty Blockers Consultation - 20 Jan
January 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
In case you also need a list:
✍️ Treaty Principles Bill - 7 Jan
✍️ Oranga Tamariki Amendments Bill aka Military Bootcamps - 9 Jan
✍️ Regulatory Standards Bill - 12 Jan
✍️ Puberty Blockers Consultation - 20 Jan
✍️ Treaty Principles Bill - 7 Jan
✍️ Oranga Tamariki Amendments Bill aka Military Bootcamps - 9 Jan
✍️ Regulatory Standards Bill - 12 Jan
✍️ Puberty Blockers Consultation - 20 Jan
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ah thats cool you wrote a book and self financed a movie and leg pressed 10,000 pounds? well let me tell you about all the stuff i figured out how to do in Sharepoint
January 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
ah thats cool you wrote a book and self financed a movie and leg pressed 10,000 pounds? well let me tell you about all the stuff i figured out how to do in Sharepoint
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my main accomplishment in 2025 was a massive, challenging but extremely boring corporate project and while the internal recognition and financial compensation are nice, it absolutely sucks to brag about online
January 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
my main accomplishment in 2025 was a massive, challenging but extremely boring corporate project and while the internal recognition and financial compensation are nice, it absolutely sucks to brag about online
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me: how old is your baby?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
November 19, 2024 at 5:34 AM
me: how old is your baby?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
her: 46 weeks
me, struggling with the math: may i offer him a beer?
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I don't really buy the talk about Chris Luxon being rolled or stepping down but I have to admit posting a pic of yourself doing a 9/11 into the Beehive doesn't scream "I love this job"
December 12, 2024 at 7:48 AM
I don't really buy the talk about Chris Luxon being rolled or stepping down but I have to admit posting a pic of yourself doing a 9/11 into the Beehive doesn't scream "I love this job"
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Smh we used to make the beast with two backs and now we can't even afford a beast with one
Got an ad for something on instagram where the ai generated video gave the guy back pecks and back abs
December 12, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Smh we used to make the beast with two backs and now we can't even afford a beast with one
Has anyone else tried Rise of the Golden Idol? Started last night and am OBSESSED, the puzzles are so satisfying
December 4, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Has anyone else tried Rise of the Golden Idol? Started last night and am OBSESSED, the puzzles are so satisfying
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These images have the same energy.
December 4, 2024 at 9:24 PM
These images have the same energy.
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November 29, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Researching and reporting my story about how truly horrible Facebook has become genuinely rattled me, and changed how I looked at the internet permanently. It's important to understand how messed up they are.
www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...
www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...
November 28, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Researching and reporting my story about how truly horrible Facebook has become genuinely rattled me, and changed how I looked at the internet permanently. It's important to understand how messed up they are.
www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...
www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...
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She's so crazzzzzzzzy! Love her!!!
November 27, 2024 at 11:22 PM
She's so crazzzzzzzzy! Love her!!!
This has been a stubborn battle of making the bed vs enjoying the favourite spot
November 24, 2024 at 6:55 AM
This has been a stubborn battle of making the bed vs enjoying the favourite spot
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What was Bluey's granddad doing between 1962 and 1975?
November 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
What was Bluey's granddad doing between 1962 and 1975?
Absolute banger
November 19, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Absolute banger