Piper Paige
@pipermintz.bsky.social
Literally a mouse <:3 )~
I like drawing and posting silly stuff
She/her 🏳️⚧️
I like drawing and posting silly stuff
She/her 🏳️⚧️
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Me: I don't really think it's evil to jerk off every day
Friend who I know for a fact killed two people with a car in 1987 and never faced any repercussions for it: yeah I mean I jerk off every day and I'm not evil
Me: ok Matt
Friend who I know for a fact killed two people with a car in 1987 and never faced any repercussions for it: yeah I mean I jerk off every day and I'm not evil
Me: ok Matt
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me: I don't really think it's evil to jerk off every day
Friend who I know for a fact killed two people with a car in 1987 and never faced any repercussions for it: yeah I mean I jerk off every day and I'm not evil
Me: ok Matt
Friend who I know for a fact killed two people with a car in 1987 and never faced any repercussions for it: yeah I mean I jerk off every day and I'm not evil
Me: ok Matt
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Zootopia 2 was good but I thought that scene where Judy Hopps stares blankly into the camera and repeats "You will love Israel. You will support Israel. You will die for Israel." for twenty minutes straight was weird
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Zootopia 2 was good but I thought that scene where Judy Hopps stares blankly into the camera and repeats "You will love Israel. You will support Israel. You will die for Israel." for twenty minutes straight was weird
White people be like "let's listen to Alice's Restaurant!!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
White people be like "let's listen to Alice's Restaurant!!"
The worst part of an orgy is figuring out who is gonna say grace
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The worst part of an orgy is figuring out who is gonna say grace
Manipulating people into having sex with me by having fat tits and a nice ass
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Manipulating people into having sex with me by having fat tits and a nice ass
I measured myself and my bust is 38in and my underbust is 32in... Really need to get a new bra I think...
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I measured myself and my bust is 38in and my underbust is 32in... Really need to get a new bra I think...
Social democrat: instead of cock cages we instead aim for cock community support as a preventative measure and cock restorative justice if that doesn't work
White maoist: shut the FUCK up kkkracker, I love getting my little fukkking kkkokkk lokkked up
White maoist: shut the FUCK up kkkracker, I love getting my little fukkking kkkokkk lokkked up
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Social democrat: instead of cock cages we instead aim for cock community support as a preventative measure and cock restorative justice if that doesn't work
White maoist: shut the FUCK up kkkracker, I love getting my little fukkking kkkokkk lokkked up
White maoist: shut the FUCK up kkkracker, I love getting my little fukkking kkkokkk lokkked up
I love funducational Chinese history videos that are probably definitely a little too apocryphal about gay sex. Hell, I love any video that's a little too apocryphal about ancient gay sex
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
I love funducational Chinese history videos that are probably definitely a little too apocryphal about gay sex. Hell, I love any video that's a little too apocryphal about ancient gay sex
I've always loved wearing sweaters and being cute 🥺 some things never change....
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 AM
I've always loved wearing sweaters and being cute 🥺 some things never change....
Left: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be communist
Right: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be liberal
Guy who's been frozen for 80 years:
Right: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be liberal
Guy who's been frozen for 80 years:
(guy who's been frozen for 80 years) gosh. things are so different now. i wonder what's new with Wheaties
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Left: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be communist
Right: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be liberal
Guy who's been frozen for 80 years:
Right: guy who's been frozen for 80 years would be liberal
Guy who's been frozen for 80 years:
Nominating this one for my best post this year I think
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Nominating this one for my best post this year I think
"The Gay Science"
"Ecchi Homo"
"On The Genealogy of Oral"
"Beyond Fucking and Sucking"
What the fuck was wrong with Friedrich "Yaoi Freak" Nietzsche
"Ecchi Homo"
"On The Genealogy of Oral"
"Beyond Fucking and Sucking"
What the fuck was wrong with Friedrich "Yaoi Freak" Nietzsche
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"The Gay Science"
"Ecchi Homo"
"On The Genealogy of Oral"
"Beyond Fucking and Sucking"
What the fuck was wrong with Friedrich "Yaoi Freak" Nietzsche
"Ecchi Homo"
"On The Genealogy of Oral"
"Beyond Fucking and Sucking"
What the fuck was wrong with Friedrich "Yaoi Freak" Nietzsche
Hey sorry I didn't get you off while we were having sex I was boymoding :///
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Hey sorry I didn't get you off while we were having sex I was boymoding :///
Had a dream where I was in a big room surrounded by fish tanks. All the fishies were in an overcrowded tank - lion fish, puffer fish, butterfly fish, jellyfish. But when I looked away they were gone and seperated into larger tanks. Truly a beautiful sight. Trying to figure out what this means...
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Had a dream where I was in a big room surrounded by fish tanks. All the fishies were in an overcrowded tank - lion fish, puffer fish, butterfly fish, jellyfish. But when I looked away they were gone and seperated into larger tanks. Truly a beautiful sight. Trying to figure out what this means...
British lawmaker in the early 1900s: how should we go about punishing homosexual men...
Fujoshi time traveler: forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forrrrrrrrcceeeeefeeemmmmm PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭
Fujoshi time traveler: forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forrrrrrrrcceeeeefeeemmmmm PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
British lawmaker in the early 1900s: how should we go about punishing homosexual men...
Fujoshi time traveler: forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forrrrrrrrcceeeeefeeemmmmm PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭
Fujoshi time traveler: forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forcefem forrrrrrrrcceeeeefeeemmmmm PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭
I swear to God every person that I have made out with in the past two years have asked if they can pick me up and they're always like "wow you're really easy to pick up"
Bless my stupid mouse life 🤧
Bless my stupid mouse life 🤧
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I swear to God every person that I have made out with in the past two years have asked if they can pick me up and they're always like "wow you're really easy to pick up"
Bless my stupid mouse life 🤧
Bless my stupid mouse life 🤧
The vers sees themselves not as bottoms, but as temporarily embarrassed tops
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The vers sees themselves not as bottoms, but as temporarily embarrassed tops
"Do you know how many kids each year receive coal from Santa?"
"Counting or not counting children of divorce?"
"Counting or not counting children of divorce?"
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
"Do you know how many kids each year receive coal from Santa?"
"Counting or not counting children of divorce?"
"Counting or not counting children of divorce?"
I had a dream where I saw this meme and I had to make it, not really sure what it means
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I had a dream where I saw this meme and I had to make it, not really sure what it means
To help with my social anxiety I like to imagine that everyone is in their underwear, and to help with being trans in public I also imagine that everyone around me is transgender. I was walking around hard as hell basically constantly tho which brings me to why I had to start wearing a cock cage,
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
To help with my social anxiety I like to imagine that everyone is in their underwear, and to help with being trans in public I also imagine that everyone around me is transgender. I was walking around hard as hell basically constantly tho which brings me to why I had to start wearing a cock cage,
Downloaded a jv-1080 vst... Wow... Very powerful... I will proceed to make very stupid music with this
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Downloaded a jv-1080 vst... Wow... Very powerful... I will proceed to make very stupid music with this
The HR in HR Giger stands for Handjob Rimjob
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The HR in HR Giger stands for Handjob Rimjob