Punished Pineapple
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Ruining yet another social media platform.
My favorite genre of YouTube video is old white sport fisherman getting tilted at guys snagging for dinner.
Yeah dude he’s not being sporting, he’s being hungry and trying to get fish efficiently lmfao.
Yeah dude he’s not being sporting, he’s being hungry and trying to get fish efficiently lmfao.
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
My favorite genre of YouTube video is old white sport fisherman getting tilted at guys snagging for dinner.
Yeah dude he’s not being sporting, he’s being hungry and trying to get fish efficiently lmfao.
Yeah dude he’s not being sporting, he’s being hungry and trying to get fish efficiently lmfao.
Mississippi Queen is kind of a dogshit song.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Mississippi Queen is kind of a dogshit song.
I have non folding glasses.
I very deliberately show them to be not folded when I hand them to people.
Without fail they’ll try fold them and blow the lenses across the room.
I could warn them but if someone handed me their glasses and they were open I wouldn’t go folding them so I assume the same
I very deliberately show them to be not folded when I hand them to people.
Without fail they’ll try fold them and blow the lenses across the room.
I could warn them but if someone handed me their glasses and they were open I wouldn’t go folding them so I assume the same
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I have non folding glasses.
I very deliberately show them to be not folded when I hand them to people.
Without fail they’ll try fold them and blow the lenses across the room.
I could warn them but if someone handed me their glasses and they were open I wouldn’t go folding them so I assume the same
I very deliberately show them to be not folded when I hand them to people.
Without fail they’ll try fold them and blow the lenses across the room.
I could warn them but if someone handed me their glasses and they were open I wouldn’t go folding them so I assume the same
Binary gender is a disability; noted.
December 3rd is International Day of Persons with Disabilities.
Always be kind✨💖
Always be kind✨💖
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Binary gender is a disability; noted.
Do better, bitch.
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Do better, bitch.
I would posit that gravy on Mac n cheese slaps, actually.
it clashes with gravy.
November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I would posit that gravy on Mac n cheese slaps, actually.
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
People who do not live in a country do not get to dictate the domestic policy of that country. Hope this helps.
HATE it when the chickens i have been spreading all over the world for 80 years come home to roost. shouldn't be allowed!!
I mean yeah I actually do want to gatekeep people with no skin in the game from influencing domestic policy.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 AM
People who do not live in a country do not get to dictate the domestic policy of that country. Hope this helps.
Five Hundred Gyoza.
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Five Hundred Gyoza.
Motherfuckers be out here like hey guys I have to pick one thing to take off my Thanksgiving list. It’s either gonna be rolls, potatoes, stuffing, or the gently braised human face.
And then people be like “yo get rid of the rolls I can’t live without braised face.”
And then people be like “yo get rid of the rolls I can’t live without braised face.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Motherfuckers be out here like hey guys I have to pick one thing to take off my Thanksgiving list. It’s either gonna be rolls, potatoes, stuffing, or the gently braised human face.
And then people be like “yo get rid of the rolls I can’t live without braised face.”
And then people be like “yo get rid of the rolls I can’t live without braised face.”
Really wish I didn't have to explain basic funding theory just because people insist Finn is somehow getting rich off this.
No, dipshit, I'm acting like you're calling a paid service a scam simply on the basis that it costs money.
Do you think the fuckers employed there work for free? Do you think keeping the lights on costs nothing?
NHS is tax funded, these guys have to fund themselves. HTH.
Do you think the fuckers employed there work for free? Do you think keeping the lights on costs nothing?
NHS is tax funded, these guys have to fund themselves. HTH.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Really wish I didn't have to explain basic funding theory just because people insist Finn is somehow getting rich off this.
I'm convinced that half you fuckers genuinely believe that trans healthcare begins and ends with HRT.
please for then love of Christ do not give some fucking British sissy £1800 a year in return for an unpaid prescription of 2mg oral
November 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm convinced that half you fuckers genuinely believe that trans healthcare begins and ends with HRT.
When a bill collector calls me with an accent so thick that I can't make out who they're calling from, it becomes a rapidly self solving problem.
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When a bill collector calls me with an accent so thick that I can't make out who they're calling from, it becomes a rapidly self solving problem.
I wonder if Trump's been sucking off Saudi Clown Prince Mohammad Bin Semen as well.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I wonder if Trump's been sucking off Saudi Clown Prince Mohammad Bin Semen as well.
be wary of any content hosting site that forbids AI generated content
there's a non zero chance they're using anti-AI sentiment to generate clean datasets for AI training
They're just abusing your dislike for their real product to make you help them improve it.
there's a non zero chance they're using anti-AI sentiment to generate clean datasets for AI training
They're just abusing your dislike for their real product to make you help them improve it.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
be wary of any content hosting site that forbids AI generated content
there's a non zero chance they're using anti-AI sentiment to generate clean datasets for AI training
They're just abusing your dislike for their real product to make you help them improve it.
there's a non zero chance they're using anti-AI sentiment to generate clean datasets for AI training
They're just abusing your dislike for their real product to make you help them improve it.
I hate elon as much as the next guy but can you explain to me how a gulfstream falcon can turn the 500 gallons of fuel it burns per hour into 5 tons of gas? where's the extra mass coming from?
the ~5 tons of CO2 emitted on this hourlong flight is roughly equivalent to what the average EU citizen emits in a year
Landed in Van Nuys, California, United States. Apx. flt. time 54 min.
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I hate elon as much as the next guy but can you explain to me how a gulfstream falcon can turn the 500 gallons of fuel it burns per hour into 5 tons of gas? where's the extra mass coming from?
I'm trying to bait a lawyer into waxing poetic about the economic utility of a blowjob.
wish me luck.
wish me luck.
November 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm trying to bait a lawyer into waxing poetic about the economic utility of a blowjob.
wish me luck.
wish me luck.
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I’m in East London, so I can only hear “mate I got bear spray” as “my good man, I’m in possession of a great deal of spray”
November 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m in East London, so I can only hear “mate I got bear spray” as “my good man, I’m in possession of a great deal of spray”
"everyone can tell what it used to be"
"yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."
"yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."
October 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"everyone can tell what it used to be"
"yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."
"yeah, sure, but try ordering a pizza--oh wait."
Depends on how good his christopher dorner impression is.
Promise me that yall aren't going to platform the eventual "repentent ICE agent" stories that will come out...
October 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Depends on how good his christopher dorner impression is.
looks like Whiteseid cracked the Anti-Chin Equation.
October 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
looks like Whiteseid cracked the Anti-Chin Equation.
On reflection, it’s a job I’d do for fucking free
People say "what's your dream job" and like, bitch i don't dream of labor.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
October 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
On reflection, it’s a job I’d do for fucking free
People say "what's your dream job" and like, bitch i don't dream of labor.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
October 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
People say "what's your dream job" and like, bitch i don't dream of labor.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
Like, i'd fucking love to be an astronaut but not because it's a career but because space is fucking awesome.
they keep showing people their guns and eventually people are gonna show them their own guns.
October 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
they keep showing people their guns and eventually people are gonna show them their own guns.
keith urban looks like someone drew billy ray cyrus from memory
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
keith urban looks like someone drew billy ray cyrus from memory