Today is a good day to remind yourself that you projected a whole bunch of bullshit about someone else's life, motivations, and decisions based upon "vibes," that you don't know that person, and said some shit about someone that wasn't true.

Sure, bring in Larry Merchant to break down tape on Moehrig's left hook to the testicles. While it was below the belt and after the bell, competitors are reminded to defend themselves at all times.

No one's ever run a sub-five 40 wearing a cup, so I get it. I think it's just catchers and goalies these days.

Got to be at least a game suspension, right? Maybe more, that's worse than spitting, imo.

If the Yankees didn't actually make money, he'd be firing everyone responsible.

Oh noooooooooooo. The universe retracts its previous statements.

Or maybe...no. No. Of course not. No.

That can-leaver is fucking diabolical.

It'll feel good, the universe says.

It'll feel so good that you'll pick up the can, put it back up there, and you'll do it again just because it was that satisfying.

The universe is telling you to slap the shit out of that can.

For the uninitiated: My family uses sliced apples and bananas, marshmallows, and mayonnaise.

Some people add celery, nuts, dried fruits, or grapes. Some use yoghurt rather than mayo, apparently.

No combination of these ingredients sound good. But it usually is!

One of the cool things about Snickers salad is all the ingredients sound cool and cohesive, even if the apples part seems a little bit different.

Meanwhile, trying to explain apple salad by listing ingredients and saying it's really good is rejected by most. So we just have them taste it first.

My favorite holiday salad

Finding myself fiercely hoping to see Takeshita go babyface against Callis while simultaneously loving Okada's heel work. It's really the only part of the Don Callis family stuff I care about.

I hate everyone in that thread except you.

Just a bunch of shitty dudes being shitty because their favorite team has lost to another team a whole bunch in recent history.

He looks like Biff Tannen from the bad future.

They can do so much with the Bucks. Wide open.

I have a hunch they may decide to do Bucks & Omega for the Trios. I think that's a perfect spot for Kenny (health issue, not talent issue), as those belts don't see a ton of action. It's probably a misuse of the Bucks, but they're team players.

Damn, Bandido**

Also, TK's not wrong. He's so damn good.