Stu Dort
@pigsty.bsky.social
signed all my executive orders with dab pen
nsync? nah godsmack? more more fuckin like it
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
nsync? nah godsmack? more more fuckin like it
i could tell it was daylight savings time this morning cause i pissed the bed. happens everytime
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i could tell it was daylight savings time this morning cause i pissed the bed. happens everytime
fmk biggie the rapper, biggie the wendys, biggie the buzzball
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
fmk biggie the rapper, biggie the wendys, biggie the buzzball
yall hear that lin manuel miranda hyperpop album?? shit fire fr
October 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
yall hear that lin manuel miranda hyperpop album?? shit fire fr
crazy... the world has never seen a real ass mfer eat poo on film yet
October 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
crazy... the world has never seen a real ass mfer eat poo on film yet
the rapper nas named himself after nascar cause of his lyrical horsepowers
October 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the rapper nas named himself after nascar cause of his lyrical horsepowers
sometimes i get in a scuffle just to feel a man's touch
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 AM
sometimes i get in a scuffle just to feel a man's touch
pete davidson shoulda opened with that norm macdonald joke about walking thru blood and bones in manhattan
October 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
pete davidson shoulda opened with that norm macdonald joke about walking thru blood and bones in manhattan
if my fridge starts showing me ads it better be for horny milfs in my area
October 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
if my fridge starts showing me ads it better be for horny milfs in my area
one cool thing about being bald is when ur customizing your guy in a videogame, bald is always a hair option and ur person in the game always kinda looks like u irl no matter what
September 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
one cool thing about being bald is when ur customizing your guy in a videogame, bald is always a hair option and ur person in the game always kinda looks like u irl no matter what
my finger got infected from washing too many dishes so i seriously can never wash dishes again in my life or i might fucking die
September 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
my finger got infected from washing too many dishes so i seriously can never wash dishes again in my life or i might fucking die
"Its times like these we learn to love again" foo fighters
September 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"Its times like these we learn to love again" foo fighters
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Im from the rez and I just watched a Wilco show. Wtf? That sucked. They played guitar and never once rocked
August 28, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Im from the rez and I just watched a Wilco show. Wtf? That sucked. They played guitar and never once rocked
on my way to my homies house, its a really long walk, hopin he'll rub my feet when i get there
August 20, 2025 at 8:37 AM
on my way to my homies house, its a really long walk, hopin he'll rub my feet when i get there
going to a wnba game tonight with my friend and i know we are going to be profiled and surveilled as the two most likely men to throw a dildo onto the court, im not doing it though, i got respect
August 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
going to a wnba game tonight with my friend and i know we are going to be profiled and surveilled as the two most likely men to throw a dildo onto the court, im not doing it though, i got respect
she be liking how the god has sex like that
July 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
she be liking how the god has sex like that
i dont need anything to be horny
July 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i dont need anything to be horny
you must be on mad coke n ecstasy, to think for a second that u could have sex with me
July 8, 2025 at 7:38 AM
you must be on mad coke n ecstasy, to think for a second that u could have sex with me
i would play the new tony hawk game, but i dont want to damage the curbs and rails n stuff in the game out of respect for the property owners
July 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i would play the new tony hawk game, but i dont want to damage the curbs and rails n stuff in the game out of respect for the property owners
theres literally nothing more old head status than going bald. you literally got a old head
July 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
theres literally nothing more old head status than going bald. you literally got a old head
piss drops keep fallin off my dick
June 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
piss drops keep fallin off my dick
my boy simpn like he dont know beaten off is free
June 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
my boy simpn like he dont know beaten off is free
who do you think has the best taste in music of all time
June 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
who do you think has the best taste in music of all time
watchin this Descendents documentary, soakin up game from big homie Grohl
June 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
watchin this Descendents documentary, soakin up game from big homie Grohl