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"tradcaths are just protestants who like rose windows" stays winning
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
So life DOESN'T begin at conception. Huh.
ok it’s legitimately funny that they can’t even throw red meat to Catholics without falling into heresy
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hilldawg's gonna be maaaaad, she'll probably make some antisemitic comments in earshot of the mansion help tonight
Wow: Lemkin Institute for Genocide Prevention (named for Holocaust survivor Raphael Lemkin, who coined term "genocide") calls Clinton's remarks "genocide denial."

"Young people in the US are not stupid or gullible. They simply reject genocide – something the Secretary might consider doing as well."
December 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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We used to have a national center for disease research, and tracking, which was the envy of the world.

Now each state has to fend for itself, and the rest of the world is amazed... at the harm we have done to ourselves; and wonders what they may suffer for that lack.
December 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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OBVIOUSLY do not use AI, at all. AT ALL, for anything. I don’t wanna hear about the theoretical good version, it’s not what they’re pushing on us. The absolute worst people in the world have gone all in on this shit, and it needs to be starved out as much as possible. AI: not even once!
Sec. Hegseth rolled out the U.S. military’s new AI platform, GenAi.Mil, with a link to an empty website. trib.al/tbCJAkT

Predictably, the platform can’t actually be accessed from external networks, but the wonky rollout triggered eyerolls across the internet.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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See? I warned you all about ska punks. You can’t trust em. No sir
gwen stefani is apparently stumping for a christofascist indoctrination app founded by jd vance and peter thiel
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Does the Zapruder film count
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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My jaw just literally hit the floor:
"she emailed documents that included full names and ID numbers of students who receive special education accommodations at the school, along with a summary of the services provided to each child."
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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anyone who was on a politically engaged campus in the 2010s had the chance to gain mild positive notoriety among their peers by picking and winning a fight with some TPUSA/YAF failchild in a public forum. what I'm proposing is we bring that back on steroids
I feel like my cohort already saw a little "being polarized left specifically because TPUSA etc. were so annoying and easy to mock", critical support in their mission for more of that!
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Everything has escalated toward (more) horror in the past couple of weeks. This spreads Hegseth's white supremacist/crusader cross tattoo into their propaganda (and it's weird how the administration is now fully among the overly online with its AI slop and hate fantasies and juvenile jokes). I
Southcom is lost. It is gone.

Like its counterparts in places like Venezuela, El Salvador, Nicaragua, or Cuba, the Command has completely lost track of the difference between "civilian control of the military" and "foul subservience to a political agenda."
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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infinite variations of guys with this pfp and a half dozen flags in their name are going to matter of factly call ice a necessary evil needed to win elections based on nothing more than bete puttigieg’s say so
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Is it the voice that did it for her?

Would Olivia Nuzzi throw it back for E.T. to throw the US and the world under the bus?
…Dammit, Dave, you said you wouldn’t do this!
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I live in DC. You think “official Washington” didn’t care what Trump administration 2 was likely to do?

Talk to someone who works at NIH. Or State. Or CFPB. Or DOJ. They all knew what was at stake. They were all scared + furious.

And reporters like Nuzzi saw none of it because they didn’t care.
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The Tick and Arthur, drawn by Kyle Baker
Okay, you get to write ONE dream comic mini-series, featuring characters you did not create.

What character would you pick, and who would draw it?
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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"Trump has refashioned antitrust oversight to be little more than a personal veto for the Trump family. Friends can do mergers; foes can’t." talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/team-...
Team Oligarch Suits Up to Torpedo Netflix/WBD Merger
Simply extraordinary stuff coming out this morning about the battle over what...
talkingpointsmemo.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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I can hold two truths in my soul at once: every man in her story is a creepy-ass predator who should be marooned at sea, and also she's an ethics black hole who may have brought upon a new age of victorian era infant mortality.

people who can't hate them all need more spite in their hearts, I guess
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Just thinking about how one of the Chicago police involved in killing Dexter Reed quit to avoid any risk of accountability—and guess where she went? A department in Ohio.

Now if she shoots someone she can remain anonymous.
Cop who shot and killed Dexter Reed quits amid investigations
Alexandra Giampapa was one of four Chicago police officers who fired at Reed in a hail of 96 bullets at a traffic stop last year. Now she’s a cop in Ohio.
unraveledpress.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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It's Magical Sorkinism, the misguided belief that if a progressive said the right witty thing at the perfect moment, the "twist: the doctor is his mother!" of constitutional law, conservative resistance would be forced to acquiesce to our side's brilliance.

But the only thing which matters is "5."
for the love of God - I really wish the elite liberal litigation establishment (if there is such a thing) - would give up the fantasy that using Republican legal doctrine will somehow convince this MAGA #SCOTUS to rule for then. It's the same fantasy of bipartisanship w see from Cong Dem leaders.
the attempt by the attorney representing Rebecca Slaughter to use Trump v. United States for good is going sideways hard and it is making me even more confident in my opinion that there's no real upside to using Republican legal doctrine

it won't convince Republican judges

it's not meant for us
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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PSA for anyone who needs it:
You are still able to buy Yakuza 0 from GOG in its original form and this is the recommended way to play, the Director's Cut changes some things for the worse.

See here to learn what was changed:
www.avclub.com/yakuza-0-dir...
Yakuza 0 Director's Cut makes a great game worse while erasing gaming history
Yakuza 0 Director's Cut is out on Dec. 8. The issue? Its changes are ill-considered, and it's replacing the original on digital storefronts.
www.avclub.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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"Individual liberty" is when conservatives decide everything. Their concept of liberty is just domination, not freedom to do what they want, but freedom to force everyone else to do what they want. bsky.app/profile/donm...
The only way to assure individual liberty is to hand unprecedented governmental power to the guy engaged in blatant democratic backsliding
Kavanaugh: Broad delegations to unaccountable agencies are dangerous for individual liberty! We have used the major questions doctrine to prevent agencies from overreaching.

Sauer: MQD not a substitute for the removal power for the president
December 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids
December 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM