The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
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That's my plan for tonight.
December 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That's my plan for tonight.
*stands at the top of the stairs side-eyeing the furnace man*
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
*stands at the top of the stairs side-eyeing the furnace man*
No, it's shockingly hussy-free.
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
No, it's shockingly hussy-free.
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Kindergartners ain’t got shit on me. Michael Jordan of drawing clocks
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Kindergartners ain’t got shit on me. Michael Jordan of drawing clocks
He uses a similar wedding ring motif in The Abyss that makes me want to take hostages.
December 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
He uses a similar wedding ring motif in The Abyss that makes me want to take hostages.
Mom insisted on a percolator, convinced that Mr Coffees were fire hazards. I had to track down a new percolator for her in the late 90s, and went to Walgreens with the notion that if they still sold sanitary belts, they would sell percolators. They did!
Also, Mom's coffee sucked.
Also, Mom's coffee sucked.
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Mom insisted on a percolator, convinced that Mr Coffees were fire hazards. I had to track down a new percolator for her in the late 90s, and went to Walgreens with the notion that if they still sold sanitary belts, they would sell percolators. They did!
Also, Mom's coffee sucked.
Also, Mom's coffee sucked.
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[no alt text option here, it's Dan Ackroyd as Julia Child in 1978. He'a in a kitchenset with a chicken and a very sharp knife. He clutches his hand, saying, "Now I've done it! I've cut the dickens out of my finger!" Things are about to get very bloody.]
[no alt text option here, it's Dan Ackroyd as Julia Child in 1978. He'a in a kitchenset with a chicken and a very sharp knife. He clutches his hand, saying, "Now I've done it! I've cut the dickens out of my finger!" Things are about to get very bloody.]
Someone gave me the I bet you'd really like Stranger Things talk on Wednesday and I bet I really, really wouldn't.
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Someone gave me the I bet you'd really like Stranger Things talk on Wednesday and I bet I really, really wouldn't.