PhoenixDogLover
@phoenixdoglover.bsky.social
Retired environmental engineer and IT guy, political news junkie, dog and music lover, fond of gallows humor.
Ditch the macaroni.
Separate the beans and carrots.
Sharpen the damn carving knife.
Cook biscuits from scratch.
Crack open a good Pinot Noir.
Separate the beans and carrots.
Sharpen the damn carving knife.
Cook biscuits from scratch.
Crack open a good Pinot Noir.
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Ditch the macaroni.
Separate the beans and carrots.
Sharpen the damn carving knife.
Cook biscuits from scratch.
Crack open a good Pinot Noir.
Separate the beans and carrots.
Sharpen the damn carving knife.
Cook biscuits from scratch.
Crack open a good Pinot Noir.
We need this sort of breakdown for every State. We will see some of the same names over and over again.
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We need this sort of breakdown for every State. We will see some of the same names over and over again.
Well, that was a boring essay, and repetitive, as in, it said the same thing over and over, in the manner of recycling the same thought, but just messing around with sentence structure to convey the same idea multiple times.
I could go on.
I could go on.
November 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Well, that was a boring essay, and repetitive, as in, it said the same thing over and over, in the manner of recycling the same thought, but just messing around with sentence structure to convey the same idea multiple times.
I could go on.
I could go on.
It's all much worse with Trump on the weekends. He is "left to his own devices", and in his current mental condition, he spirals out of control.
At some point, he's going to just run around Mar a Lago in his underwear, yelling at the staff.
At some point, he's going to just run around Mar a Lago in his underwear, yelling at the staff.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It's all much worse with Trump on the weekends. He is "left to his own devices", and in his current mental condition, he spirals out of control.
At some point, he's going to just run around Mar a Lago in his underwear, yelling at the staff.
At some point, he's going to just run around Mar a Lago in his underwear, yelling at the staff.
I figure Trump wants to routinely signal to his cabinet members, "Look at how I pardon these scumbag criminals; you can be sure I will pardon you."
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I figure Trump wants to routinely signal to his cabinet members, "Look at how I pardon these scumbag criminals; you can be sure I will pardon you."
It's not the heat; it's the humidity?
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's not the heat; it's the humidity?
A couple of observations:
- The Donald is shrinking
- Barron Trump is a tall young man who dresses like an undertaker
Anyway, party-on, aristocrats.
- The Donald is shrinking
- Barron Trump is a tall young man who dresses like an undertaker
Anyway, party-on, aristocrats.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
A couple of observations:
- The Donald is shrinking
- Barron Trump is a tall young man who dresses like an undertaker
Anyway, party-on, aristocrats.
- The Donald is shrinking
- Barron Trump is a tall young man who dresses like an undertaker
Anyway, party-on, aristocrats.
I figure there are at least four main Authors for Trump's Truth Social posts:
1. Befuddled Trump (himself)
2. Racist Zenophobe Trump (Miller)
3. Insult Dog Trump (Cheung)
4. Somewhat Sane Trump (???)
1. Befuddled Trump (himself)
2. Racist Zenophobe Trump (Miller)
3. Insult Dog Trump (Cheung)
4. Somewhat Sane Trump (???)
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I figure there are at least four main Authors for Trump's Truth Social posts:
1. Befuddled Trump (himself)
2. Racist Zenophobe Trump (Miller)
3. Insult Dog Trump (Cheung)
4. Somewhat Sane Trump (???)
1. Befuddled Trump (himself)
2. Racist Zenophobe Trump (Miller)
3. Insult Dog Trump (Cheung)
4. Somewhat Sane Trump (???)
Trump has fallen to the level of my senile Grand Aunt Mary.
At a wedding reception, she got seated at the kids table. She proceeded to drink too much and was very free with her opinions.
We were shocked to learn (in 1968) that all the problems of the US at the time were due to the Filipinos.
At a wedding reception, she got seated at the kids table. She proceeded to drink too much and was very free with her opinions.
We were shocked to learn (in 1968) that all the problems of the US at the time were due to the Filipinos.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Trump has fallen to the level of my senile Grand Aunt Mary.
At a wedding reception, she got seated at the kids table. She proceeded to drink too much and was very free with her opinions.
We were shocked to learn (in 1968) that all the problems of the US at the time were due to the Filipinos.
At a wedding reception, she got seated at the kids table. She proceeded to drink too much and was very free with her opinions.
We were shocked to learn (in 1968) that all the problems of the US at the time were due to the Filipinos.
I've been to all 50 States, worked overseas for a decade, and married into an extended family in Southeast Asia.
None of my life experience supports this bile spewed by Miller.
People are basically the same everywhere, good and bad.
What a lonely, stunted man.
None of my life experience supports this bile spewed by Miller.
People are basically the same everywhere, good and bad.
What a lonely, stunted man.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I've been to all 50 States, worked overseas for a decade, and married into an extended family in Southeast Asia.
None of my life experience supports this bile spewed by Miller.
People are basically the same everywhere, good and bad.
What a lonely, stunted man.
None of my life experience supports this bile spewed by Miller.
People are basically the same everywhere, good and bad.
What a lonely, stunted man.
Imagine having a small business today in the US that relies on international supply chains.
Now imagine listening to Kelly Loeffler spout nonsense about the causes of your problems in 2025.
Happy Black Friday.
Now imagine listening to Kelly Loeffler spout nonsense about the causes of your problems in 2025.
Happy Black Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Imagine having a small business today in the US that relies on international supply chains.
Now imagine listening to Kelly Loeffler spout nonsense about the causes of your problems in 2025.
Happy Black Friday.
Now imagine listening to Kelly Loeffler spout nonsense about the causes of your problems in 2025.
Happy Black Friday.
I set up a putting mat in the spare bedroom. Though my wife is my only competition, I remain undefeated in tournament play, and I brag about it to my family on Zoom calls.
This has been your daily dose of "How pathetic".
This has been your daily dose of "How pathetic".
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I set up a putting mat in the spare bedroom. Though my wife is my only competition, I remain undefeated in tournament play, and I brag about it to my family on Zoom calls.
This has been your daily dose of "How pathetic".
This has been your daily dose of "How pathetic".
I'm happy to see that even aging men feel compelled to get "Mar a Lago face".
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm happy to see that even aging men feel compelled to get "Mar a Lago face".
There are about 87,000 Somalis in Minnesota, which has a total population of 5.8 million.
So with 1.5% of the Minnesota population, it's just a matter of time before Somalis replace Paul Bunyan with Ahmed the Fisherman. In plaid.
So with 1.5% of the Minnesota population, it's just a matter of time before Somalis replace Paul Bunyan with Ahmed the Fisherman. In plaid.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
There are about 87,000 Somalis in Minnesota, which has a total population of 5.8 million.
So with 1.5% of the Minnesota population, it's just a matter of time before Somalis replace Paul Bunyan with Ahmed the Fisherman. In plaid.
So with 1.5% of the Minnesota population, it's just a matter of time before Somalis replace Paul Bunyan with Ahmed the Fisherman. In plaid.
From SNL...
"Jane, you ignorant slut..."
"Jane, you ignorant slut..."
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
From SNL...
"Jane, you ignorant slut..."
"Jane, you ignorant slut..."
Pick any collection of 1,000 good guys.
You think you have 1,000 good guys?
No, despite best efforts, you made a few mistakes, at least.
But I'm not the Director of the CIA, those paragons of perfection.
You think you have 1,000 good guys?
No, despite best efforts, you made a few mistakes, at least.
But I'm not the Director of the CIA, those paragons of perfection.
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pick any collection of 1,000 good guys.
You think you have 1,000 good guys?
No, despite best efforts, you made a few mistakes, at least.
But I'm not the Director of the CIA, those paragons of perfection.
You think you have 1,000 good guys?
No, despite best efforts, you made a few mistakes, at least.
But I'm not the Director of the CIA, those paragons of perfection.
There's a very full life between now and then. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Mrs Clinton.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There's a very full life between now and then. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, Mrs Clinton.
Oh great, Ron is trying to be human again.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oh great, Ron is trying to be human again.
He's afraid of his wife. She is dominating, notwithstanding the fake fundy-baby voice.
To be fair, normally she makes him wear leather underpants and a ball gag.
To be fair, normally she makes him wear leather underpants and a ball gag.
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
He's afraid of his wife. She is dominating, notwithstanding the fake fundy-baby voice.
To be fair, normally she makes him wear leather underpants and a ball gag.
To be fair, normally she makes him wear leather underpants and a ball gag.
You can just substitute Great Value canned White Tuna for all those items and save big money!
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You can just substitute Great Value canned White Tuna for all those items and save big money!
Just goes to show, if you buy enough lottery tickets, eventually you'll score a big win!
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Just goes to show, if you buy enough lottery tickets, eventually you'll score a big win!
Oh Mike, you should be saying, "Feets, don't fail me now!"
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Oh Mike, you should be saying, "Feets, don't fail me now!"
That's just what Big Peer Reviewed Study wants you to believe.
We in the Royal Science Vibe Society know better.
We in the Royal Science Vibe Society know better.
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
That's just what Big Peer Reviewed Study wants you to believe.
We in the Royal Science Vibe Society know better.
We in the Royal Science Vibe Society know better.
We put a wannabe "playa" and a blogger in charge of the FBI. This may have been a tad irresponsible.
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 AM
We put a wannabe "playa" and a blogger in charge of the FBI. This may have been a tad irresponsible.
Well, he could try to do his job as a leader of a legislative body.
* hold on, getting word he is part of the GOP *
Ah, forget that bit about legislating.
Carry on, water boy.
* hold on, getting word he is part of the GOP *
Ah, forget that bit about legislating.
Carry on, water boy.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Well, he could try to do his job as a leader of a legislative body.
* hold on, getting word he is part of the GOP *
Ah, forget that bit about legislating.
Carry on, water boy.
* hold on, getting word he is part of the GOP *
Ah, forget that bit about legislating.
Carry on, water boy.