Phoenician Thnkr
@phoenecianthnkr.bsky.social
Ultra Runner. Beagle wrangler. Chicago Football guy. Once got into a fight at a BBQ joint with a senior citizen over some wet naps and stole his New Balances.
There’s nothing that drives me more crazy than watching a team relentlessly going to the screen game. Luke Getsy absolutely ruined me man.
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
There’s nothing that drives me more crazy than watching a team relentlessly going to the screen game. Luke Getsy absolutely ruined me man.
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHAT WIF ME
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
MOM SAYS YOU HAVE TO CHAT WIF ME
Beyond any parody any of the most talented screenwriter could ever come up with
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Beyond any parody any of the most talented screenwriter could ever come up with
Oh fucking sure but when *I* do this it’s a “breaking and entering” and “property damage” and “I have a problem”.
This is bullshit
This is bullshit
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Oh fucking sure but when *I* do this it’s a “breaking and entering” and “property damage” and “I have a problem”.
This is bullshit
This is bullshit
Gonna spend my Sunday dealing with my anxiety of Bears Packers by making a Powerpoint presentation for my better half as to why I will not be returning the Meat Bucket
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Gonna spend my Sunday dealing with my anxiety of Bears Packers by making a Powerpoint presentation for my better half as to why I will not be returning the Meat Bucket
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Better to ask forgiveness than permission i say
Can I get a fuck the snow in da chat
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Can I get a fuck the snow in da chat
FREE HOT DOGS BABY
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
FREE HOT DOGS BABY
Birds fans I still love you and we should still absolutely have an alliance.
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Birds fans I still love you and we should still absolutely have an alliance.
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"Got those ads you requested!"
"Did you use the prompts & notes we sent?"
"Yup! Extra horny this year!"
"Thank you for following instructions"
"Did you use the prompts & notes we sent?"
"Yup! Extra horny this year!"
"Thank you for following instructions"
November 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Got those ads you requested!"
"Did you use the prompts & notes we sent?"
"Yup! Extra horny this year!"
"Thank you for following instructions"
"Did you use the prompts & notes we sent?"
"Yup! Extra horny this year!"
"Thank you for following instructions"
You’ll never shake me of the theory that says PETA is controlled opposition promulgated by the meat industry to sell more meat
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You’ll never shake me of the theory that says PETA is controlled opposition promulgated by the meat industry to sell more meat
My MIL’s beagle is…..he’s an acquired taste for even most dogs
November 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
My MIL’s beagle is…..he’s an acquired taste for even most dogs
Today I’m thankful for many things. Friends, family, a loving spouse. There is one thing above all though. Something we should all agree on.
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Today I’m thankful for many things. Friends, family, a loving spouse. There is one thing above all though. Something we should all agree on.
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
I’m thankful Creed went hard af 20+ Thanksgivings ago forever redefining what live music should look like
LEEEEEROYYYYY JEKINNNNSSSS
Bears fans are going to be insufferable
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
LEEEEEROYYYYY JEKINNNNSSSS
COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
COMIN OUTTA MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE
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Hands down the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen Caleb do. Inexcusable.
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hands down the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen Caleb do. Inexcusable.
One visit from Mamdani and he is DRIPPED up.
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One visit from Mamdani and he is DRIPPED up.
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Mamdani easily manipulating Trump when Dems have failed to do so since 2016 isn't because Mamdani is uniquely skilled, it's because Dems have never meaningfully cared enough to try.
Hakeem Jeffries was literally voting for a resolution condemning socialism while this meeting was taking place
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mamdani easily manipulating Trump when Dems have failed to do so since 2016 isn't because Mamdani is uniquely skilled, it's because Dems have never meaningfully cared enough to try.
Mf straight up said, “AND I HELPED!” I’m fucking dying
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Mf straight up said, “AND I HELPED!” I’m fucking dying
They sedated him before Zohran arrived didnt they? Like heavy heavy ass horse tranquilizer shit I’m guessing?
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
They sedated him before Zohran arrived didnt they? Like heavy heavy ass horse tranquilizer shit I’m guessing?
The girlies are fighting
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The girlies are fighting
This is what sheer incompetence looks like
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is what sheer incompetence looks like
Idk gang I think Cyborg Oaf goes a little harder
November 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Idk gang I think Cyborg Oaf goes a little harder