Franken Phil
@philisit.bsky.social
Flappin' my arms, I began to cluck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
(Quack-quack)
Look at me, I'm the disco duck
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Unless you sign a document with a quill then it's not an official document.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Unless you sign a document with a quill then it's not an official document.
TikTok is fun because it exposes me to new quackery, like Schumann Resonance.
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
TikTok is fun because it exposes me to new quackery, like Schumann Resonance.
I think we should bring back the guillotine, but do it "Bone Tomahawk" style.
I deeply despise these people, need for this buble to burst ASAP, and want this man underneath a whole entire jail. This entire country is ghouls akimbo
OpenAI says teen's 'misuse' of ChatGPT is to blame for his suicide, because he broke the TOU: 'Users must comply with OpenAI's Usage Policies, which prohibit the use of ChatGPT for suicide or self-har...
The lawyer presenting Adam Raine's family calls the response "disturbing" and I have to agree.
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November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I think we should bring back the guillotine, but do it "Bone Tomahawk" style.
Man, Carney sucks.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Man, Carney sucks.
All I do is play video games and I suck at them.
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
All I do is play video games and I suck at them.
You can tell how racist a community is by how long the lineup to Tim Hortons is. The longer it is the more racist.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
You can tell how racist a community is by how long the lineup to Tim Hortons is. The longer it is the more racist.
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HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️🔥 THE TURKEY
Imagine if you were in a Medieval village and all the children started saying, "6 7."
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Imagine if you were in a Medieval village and all the children started saying, "6 7."
Americans having an annual holiday on a Thursday is one more reason not to trust them.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Americans having an annual holiday on a Thursday is one more reason not to trust them.
I saw a poster ad very briefly for Kill Bill The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge and I thought it was a new movie coming to theaters, and I thought, "Isn't Tarantino retiring?" I didn't notice that it was an animated feature in Fortnite.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I saw a poster ad very briefly for Kill Bill The Lost Chapter: Yuki's Revenge and I thought it was a new movie coming to theaters, and I thought, "Isn't Tarantino retiring?" I didn't notice that it was an animated feature in Fortnite.
If he wants to pay off the National Debt why doesn't he simply take all of America's money to the casino?
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If he wants to pay off the National Debt why doesn't he simply take all of America's money to the casino?
It's a Golden Age of horror-themed fast food tie-in meals.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's a Golden Age of horror-themed fast food tie-in meals.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
It's that time of year again, when Americans bitch about how much they hate their families.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It's that time of year again, when Americans bitch about how much they hate their families.
The person at the front desk dealing with this is making McDonald's wages if they're lucky.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The person at the front desk dealing with this is making McDonald's wages if they're lucky.
Being a Twitter grifter has always sounded exhausting to me, and being from a Third World country where you can destabilize the world governments while making more than you could otherwise is the only thing that would make it worthwhile.
November 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Being a Twitter grifter has always sounded exhausting to me, and being from a Third World country where you can destabilize the world governments while making more than you could otherwise is the only thing that would make it worthwhile.
"What do you say about the rising cost of groceries this Thanksgiving?"
"The Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie has never been more affordable."
"The Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie has never been more affordable."
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"What do you say about the rising cost of groceries this Thanksgiving?"
"The Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie has never been more affordable."
"The Taco Bell Baja Blast Pie has never been more affordable."
People are crashing out over Wicked 2: Tokyo Drift merchandise, like they haven't been living under Late Stage Capitalism all their lives. The Wicked 2 pie crust is what broke them.
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
People are crashing out over Wicked 2: Tokyo Drift merchandise, like they haven't been living under Late Stage Capitalism all their lives. The Wicked 2 pie crust is what broke them.
Blue MAGA account on Bluesky following 7k people with 7k followers: "LOL, a lot of the MAGA accounts on X are from Russia and Indonesia! Where am I from? Why, America Town, USA! Yippie skippie!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Blue MAGA account on Bluesky following 7k people with 7k followers: "LOL, a lot of the MAGA accounts on X are from Russia and Indonesia! Where am I from? Why, America Town, USA! Yippie skippie!"
There's a new mode in Battlefield 6 where you can repair a crate that's on fire by taking a blowtorch to it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
There's a new mode in Battlefield 6 where you can repair a crate that's on fire by taking a blowtorch to it.
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He's posting their Assassination Coordinates.
that account location feature on twitter was the funniest shit ever
they shut it down quick lmao
they shut it down quick lmao
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
He's posting their Assassination Coordinates.