P.G. Wodelouse
@pgwodelouse.bsky.social
Writer of (generally) supernatural short fiction. Words in The Horror Tree, Cranked Anvil, Paragraph Planet, Free Flash Fiction, The Erozine, Thrilling Cold Stories and SciFanSat. Also wrote illustrated children’s book Sarah the Spectacular Squirrel
In The Bank on College Green, as family tradition dictates. Youngest daughter’s first time here*
*despite flying to Dublin last night, she thought we were still in England until about an hour ago 🤣
*despite flying to Dublin last night, she thought we were still in England until about an hour ago 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 PM
In The Bank on College Green, as family tradition dictates. Youngest daughter’s first time here*
*despite flying to Dublin last night, she thought we were still in England until about an hour ago 🤣
*despite flying to Dublin last night, she thought we were still in England until about an hour ago 🤣
Arrived in Dublin
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Arrived in Dublin
21 fucking sheets for a shit pint and a glass of wine
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
21 fucking sheets for a shit pint and a glass of wine
I’ve listened to fuck all jazz, Bach or old skool hip hop this year :(
A heck of a lot of what one might refer to as Transcendent Space by mainly Germans
Think that’s reflective of me just trying to find a little calm in other fucking dimensions during a turbulent year on planet Earth
A heck of a lot of what one might refer to as Transcendent Space by mainly Germans
Think that’s reflective of me just trying to find a little calm in other fucking dimensions during a turbulent year on planet Earth
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’ve listened to fuck all jazz, Bach or old skool hip hop this year :(
A heck of a lot of what one might refer to as Transcendent Space by mainly Germans
Think that’s reflective of me just trying to find a little calm in other fucking dimensions during a turbulent year on planet Earth
A heck of a lot of what one might refer to as Transcendent Space by mainly Germans
Think that’s reflective of me just trying to find a little calm in other fucking dimensions during a turbulent year on planet Earth
This is fucking awesome
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is fucking awesome
Cliff Richard takes an unexpected and dark new turn as he collaborates with Cannibal Corpse on his new album ‘Whizz, Bang, Pop’
December 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Cliff Richard takes an unexpected and dark new turn as he collaborates with Cannibal Corpse on his new album ‘Whizz, Bang, Pop’
Beyond the gore, there’s some lovely liminality and moments of dark comedy in Silent Night, Deadly Night (Sellier Jr, 1984)
Think it’s aged better than some more famous slashers
Think it’s aged better than some more famous slashers
December 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Beyond the gore, there’s some lovely liminality and moments of dark comedy in Silent Night, Deadly Night (Sellier Jr, 1984)
Think it’s aged better than some more famous slashers
Think it’s aged better than some more famous slashers
Oh, it’s Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Yoots spittin’ bare grime
With ballies on, stealin’ your RS3
And all dem gifts under the festive tree
SHUT UP
Yoots spittin’ bare grime
With ballies on, stealin’ your RS3
And all dem gifts under the festive tree
SHUT UP
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Oh, it’s Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Yoots spittin’ bare grime
With ballies on, stealin’ your RS3
And all dem gifts under the festive tree
SHUT UP
Yoots spittin’ bare grime
With ballies on, stealin’ your RS3
And all dem gifts under the festive tree
SHUT UP
People who know a little bit too much about wine and won’t stop talking about it
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
People who know a little bit too much about wine and won’t stop talking about it
I might have ‘forgotten’ to lock the baby gate to prevent the dogs I’m looking after get ting upstairs and onto the bed
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I might have ‘forgotten’ to lock the baby gate to prevent the dogs I’m looking after get ting upstairs and onto the bed
Foist by Marc Jacquet
Available at Woolworths, BHS, Atkinson’s & Sons and all good stores*
RRP £2.47
*while stocks last
Available at Woolworths, BHS, Atkinson’s & Sons and all good stores*
RRP £2.47
*while stocks last
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Foist by Marc Jacquet
Available at Woolworths, BHS, Atkinson’s & Sons and all good stores*
RRP £2.47
*while stocks last
Available at Woolworths, BHS, Atkinson’s & Sons and all good stores*
RRP £2.47
*while stocks last
Drop something MIRRORED
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Drop something MIRRORED
Thora Hird not so much stealing the scene in The Qatermass Experiment (Guest, 1955) as the whole frigging film
Comedy gold
Comedy gold
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thora Hird not so much stealing the scene in The Qatermass Experiment (Guest, 1955) as the whole frigging film
Comedy gold
Comedy gold
12 years ago, I was living the high life
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
12 years ago, I was living the high life
I declare the Christmas season officially OPEN
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I declare the Christmas season officially OPEN
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
Oh no, how am I gonna tell my bros I enjoy gay sex with my girlfriend?
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Oh no, how am I gonna tell my bros I enjoy gay sex with my girlfriend?
My dog considers them her mortal enemies. She’s old and arthritic but leaps into action like an utter lunatic when they fly over making those ridiculous sounds (or, more often than not, idiotically giving away the positions of their ground nests by wheeling round them and making a hullabaloo)
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
My dog considers them her mortal enemies. She’s old and arthritic but leaps into action like an utter lunatic when they fly over making those ridiculous sounds (or, more often than not, idiotically giving away the positions of their ground nests by wheeling round them and making a hullabaloo)
In a room full of people I love last night, and constantly thinking: please go home
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
In a room full of people I love last night, and constantly thinking: please go home
25 years since first watching it and Deliverance (Boorman, 1972) is still so captivating and nerve-wracking
Of course it centres around *that* horrific scene but it’s run through with tough questions around confused masculinity, man’s abusive relationship with nature and complexity of justice
Of course it centres around *that* horrific scene but it’s run through with tough questions around confused masculinity, man’s abusive relationship with nature and complexity of justice
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
25 years since first watching it and Deliverance (Boorman, 1972) is still so captivating and nerve-wracking
Of course it centres around *that* horrific scene but it’s run through with tough questions around confused masculinity, man’s abusive relationship with nature and complexity of justice
Of course it centres around *that* horrific scene but it’s run through with tough questions around confused masculinity, man’s abusive relationship with nature and complexity of justice
Some terrific jump scares and technical wizardry but I was hoping to feel more enamoured of House on Haunted Hill (Castle, 1959)
A very good film, of course, but a bit too murder mystery for my tastes
A very good film, of course, but a bit too murder mystery for my tastes
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Some terrific jump scares and technical wizardry but I was hoping to feel more enamoured of House on Haunted Hill (Castle, 1959)
A very good film, of course, but a bit too murder mystery for my tastes
A very good film, of course, but a bit too murder mystery for my tastes
Picked teenage daughter up from her friend’s place in the small hours, and returned at the exact time an alien seeker vessel was landing behind these burnt-out houses. Should really have introduced myself and welcomed them in for a cup of tea but, shamefully, I darted into the warmth instead
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Picked teenage daughter up from her friend’s place in the small hours, and returned at the exact time an alien seeker vessel was landing behind these burnt-out houses. Should really have introduced myself and welcomed them in for a cup of tea but, shamefully, I darted into the warmth instead
Murder, My Sweet (Dmytryk, 1944) at number 79 in the Rotten Tomatoes Top 100 noirs ever made? Give your heads a wobble, it’s comfortably in the top 10 on any objective list
November 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Murder, My Sweet (Dmytryk, 1944) at number 79 in the Rotten Tomatoes Top 100 noirs ever made? Give your heads a wobble, it’s comfortably in the top 10 on any objective list
There I was thinking, yeah, The Man Who Cheated Himself (Feist, 1950) is a pretty decent noir and then phwoaaarrrrr, those climactic foreshadowed scenes with the falling scarf at Fort Point followed by the sheer sexual tension of the cigarette interaction in the courthouse 🔥🔥🔥
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There I was thinking, yeah, The Man Who Cheated Himself (Feist, 1950) is a pretty decent noir and then phwoaaarrrrr, those climactic foreshadowed scenes with the falling scarf at Fort Point followed by the sheer sexual tension of the cigarette interaction in the courthouse 🔥🔥🔥