feel like using hashtags is painfully corporate, but want to get this out a little farther: we want contributors. zine #2 launches late feb; send to print early Feb. send us some pitches! #pittsburgh #pgh #yinzer #steelers #letsgopens #letsgobucs

it's cool though because you can also go axe-throwing and eat overpriced bar food instead of paying attention

ted allen: tell us about your dish

pittsburgh chef: i've prepared for you my take on a smoked ahi poke bowl, with pickled vegetables and a spicy blackberry and soy sauce reduction on the side

geoffrey zakarian: ...smothered in french fries

pc: yes, chef

gz: ...again

pc: that's correct, chef

happy to see geno is still playing for something that matters

you just can't compete with parking royalty like that