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Used to sing now I am a hermit. Songs still on Spotify though (Petra Taylor).
Spotify thinks I’m 70 years old.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Spotify thinks I’m 70 years old.
Reminiscing on some really beautiful lyrics.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reminiscing on some really beautiful lyrics.
My old neighbour was talking about a problem neighbour we shared once, she told me she could hear music all night and ‘I can smell cocaine’.
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My old neighbour was talking about a problem neighbour we shared once, she told me she could hear music all night and ‘I can smell cocaine’.
Bob the Builders Mambo No 5 is far superior to the OG song. Just listen for the line ‘We can always bring in the tractor!’.
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Bob the Builders Mambo No 5 is far superior to the OG song. Just listen for the line ‘We can always bring in the tractor!’.
Dear Joan and Jericha is one of the best podcasts ever.
December 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Dear Joan and Jericha is one of the best podcasts ever.
I watched The Ladykillers today and Alex Guiness’s fake teeth were a joy. Loved it. I’m now watching Duel. I rewatch it yearly to remind me not to shout at people when I drive.
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I watched The Ladykillers today and Alex Guiness’s fake teeth were a joy. Loved it. I’m now watching Duel. I rewatch it yearly to remind me not to shout at people when I drive.
Today’s Bovis is Cowboy Bovis.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Today’s Bovis is Cowboy Bovis.
Monday morning murderer Bovis.
November 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Monday morning murderer Bovis.
Morecambe and Wise - Boom Oo Yata-Ta-Ta
YouTube video by Rumpio
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Breaking News.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Breaking News.
My mum is visiting for a few days and we were chatting…she’s just told me she doesn’t believe in evolution. I can’t. What. She said, don’t believe everything scientists say. WHAT.
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My mum is visiting for a few days and we were chatting…she’s just told me she doesn’t believe in evolution. I can’t. What. She said, don’t believe everything scientists say. WHAT.
I’d like to confirm that I am *not* nor ever have been the walrus. Goo goo ga joob.
I'd just like to confirm that I am *not* the reflex. Ta na na na.
I'd just like to confirm that I am *not* the one. Nor am I the only.
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’d like to confirm that I am *not* nor ever have been the walrus. Goo goo ga joob.
If you happen to be going down some wet stairs, I would advise you to do it carefully and not slip on your arse like I just did.
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 AM
If you happen to be going down some wet stairs, I would advise you to do it carefully and not slip on your arse like I just did.
That’s me stuck here for the day. How can I move him. Too cosy.
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
That’s me stuck here for the day. How can I move him. Too cosy.
Happy Sue Pollard Sunday.
November 2, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy Sue Pollard Sunday.
Just to be clear the first time I listened to West End Girl, I cried a lot. It’s a stunning album, lyrically and musically. She’s a fantastic songwriter.
October 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Just to be clear the first time I listened to West End Girl, I cried a lot. It’s a stunning album, lyrically and musically. She’s a fantastic songwriter.
Me and my wife are Madeleine.
October 30, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Me and my wife are Madeleine.
Lily Allen has taught me that I love music that also contains gossip.
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Lily Allen has taught me that I love music that also contains gossip.
Happy Bernard Bresslaw Day!
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Happy Bernard Bresslaw Day!
I really want to find the scene in Phoenix Nights where I can spot the old poster of my mate Barry Santana, but to do this I would need to rewatch every episode and that’s gunna take fucking ages. Tried Google, he did not help. Barry Huffingley Santana, you have no online footprint!
October 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I really want to find the scene in Phoenix Nights where I can spot the old poster of my mate Barry Santana, but to do this I would need to rewatch every episode and that’s gunna take fucking ages. Tried Google, he did not help. Barry Huffingley Santana, you have no online footprint!
Right that’s it, no one is allowed to drive anymore apart from me, I’ve had enough.
October 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Right that’s it, no one is allowed to drive anymore apart from me, I’ve had enough.
I once had the same agent as Bob Carolgees.
October 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I once had the same agent as Bob Carolgees.
