i have to take the train tomorrow and the walk to the station is all downhill and i’m NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.

the ultimate exposure therapy

omg i had a situationship of sorts a couple years ago who was a seamstress and i would go over and she would take my measurements and pin things to me, etc.

what a beautiful home and closet we will have

i have like. 3 other people i have promised to show first im so sorry hahahaha

the real joke here is everyone responding with a resounding “no” because i never show anyone anything.

pressing seams is simultaneously my greatest nemesis, and my true love.

WHEEEEEEEE

“let’s go to the polls to ensure our voice is heard in the municipal election!” i say to my friends and everyone in my age range
“nah,” they say, “i’m happy to let the man who voted against a new train line win”

like do u even understand the sheer embarrassment i had when it was announced that we only had a voter turnout of 33%????

the context being that our sorcerer summoned an abhorrent creature and told us it was a mindflayer, and when we raised concerns they said “don’t worry. it’s like. a child. like when i summon beholderkin” and we started talking about a proper little victorian mindflayer in his sailor suit

i’m cheering them on

GNAWING

i’m imagining them getting traded to a team with no hope (flames or canucks)