The only story here is the one about a mentally diminished, increasingly erratic president who thinks he's a king.
‘Lettuce stand up or tomato we die!”
This is the taLE of Sandwich Man,
Whose aim was straight and true,
Who fought for his home with deli meats
As any man should do.
Border Patrolman Lairmore
Wore armor thick snd strong
When he felt the sting of a whole wheat roll
He shouted, “This is wrong!!
‘Lettuce stand up or tomato we die!”