Reginald Turkeywater
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Reginald Turkeywater
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· Oct 21
Cyclists Handling Urban Danger
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You should play this silly little biking downtown simulator game that I made with my girlfriend chud.dev
Get ready with me to go winter cycling! *starts layering phyllo dough and honey on my face* A baklaclava is an absolute MUST in cold weather!
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Get ready with me to go winter cycling! *starts layering phyllo dough and honey on my face* A baklaclava is an absolute MUST in cold weather!
We should move christkindlmarket to the parking lot next to Mr Beef since it's pretty dead this time of year.
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We should move christkindlmarket to the parking lot next to Mr Beef since it's pretty dead this time of year.
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Like I can see capping the crowd at 4,000 or 4,500 or whatever. I've been there when its packed and there are legit safety concerns where the crowd can't move in certain spots but reducing the crowd by 80%?! Madness.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Like I can see capping the crowd at 4,000 or 4,500 or whatever. I've been there when its packed and there are legit safety concerns where the crowd can't move in certain spots but reducing the crowd by 80%?! Madness.
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The Christkindlmarkt thing is so funny top to bottom. America so starved for vibrant public spaces and events that this winter craft fair gets Disneyland-level regional demand, and this is seen as a problem to be solved with cops and security
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Christkindlmarkt thing is so funny top to bottom. America so starved for vibrant public spaces and events that this winter craft fair gets Disneyland-level regional demand, and this is seen as a problem to be solved with cops and security
Something I absolutely despise in mens clothing is aglets. I have a lot of shorts and hoodies with aglets. The plastic ones look like shit, crack and come apart over time. The metal ones come off in the dryer. I've had to do repairs to my dryer because of fucking aglets.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Something I absolutely despise in mens clothing is aglets. I have a lot of shorts and hoodies with aglets. The plastic ones look like shit, crack and come apart over time. The metal ones come off in the dryer. I've had to do repairs to my dryer because of fucking aglets.
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They should move the Christkindlmarkt to the Jackson piss tunnel
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
They should move the Christkindlmarkt to the Jackson piss tunnel
Hey could I get a hit of that critical mass route please?
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey could I get a hit of that critical mass route please?
Looking at train options for going to Toledo Ohio and the prices and travel time actually seem quite competitive with driving options BUT you can only arrive in Toledo at midnight or 3am lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Looking at train options for going to Toledo Ohio and the prices and travel time actually seem quite competitive with driving options BUT you can only arrive in Toledo at midnight or 3am lol
Henry Creel is just Sarah Kerrigan
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Henry Creel is just Sarah Kerrigan
Studying wormholes just in case my girlfriend gets turned into a worm
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Studying wormholes just in case my girlfriend gets turned into a worm
Stranger Things bravely explores the concept of a super hero who can make people piss
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Stranger Things bravely explores the concept of a super hero who can make people piss
Praying that scientists figure out how to turn Bryan Johnson into a human-slug hybrid that doesn't need to eat 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Praying that scientists figure out how to turn Bryan Johnson into a human-slug hybrid that doesn't need to eat 🙏
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November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hey just a quick reminder before this black friday:
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Show me your Thanksgiving haul
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Show me your Thanksgiving haul
*pounding the Thanksgiving table and chanting* CIVIL WAR TWO! CIVIL WAR TWO!
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
*pounding the Thanksgiving table and chanting* CIVIL WAR TWO! CIVIL WAR TWO!
I just got caught in a swirling vortex of leaves and trash so powerful that I immediately took a walking speed debuff and my party members (random people walking near me on the street) stopped to comment "this is crazy!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I just got caught in a swirling vortex of leaves and trash so powerful that I immediately took a walking speed debuff and my party members (random people walking near me on the street) stopped to comment "this is crazy!"
Today is the day it finally became fall
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Today is the day it finally became fall
I'm the only person in my office today which means I can sit in the corporate cuck chair judgement free!
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm the only person in my office today which means I can sit in the corporate cuck chair judgement free!
Kind of sucks that tech is so focused on making lying sycophant chatbots instead of making my nipples light up when pressed like elevator buttons
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Kind of sucks that tech is so focused on making lying sycophant chatbots instead of making my nipples light up when pressed like elevator buttons
Saw one of those delivery bots stuck or stopped in front of a pole on Milwaukee, got my hair cut and it was still there like 40 minutes later
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants is standing in a bathroom
Alt: a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants laying on the ground curling and uncurling while saying "fuuuuturrre"
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November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Saw one of those delivery bots stuck or stopped in front of a pole on Milwaukee, got my hair cut and it was still there like 40 minutes later
Should I "accidentally" call my Dad's 34 year old girlfriend Mom at Thanksgiving this year to make things extra weird or is that too mean?
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Should I "accidentally" call my Dad's 34 year old girlfriend Mom at Thanksgiving this year to make things extra weird or is that too mean?
Sent someone a slack message and they immediately started typing so I waited for a bit...been sitting here for 5 minutes watching the "[name] is typing" message appear and disappear. Release me from this prison! Send your message!
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Sent someone a slack message and they immediately started typing so I waited for a bit...been sitting here for 5 minutes watching the "[name] is typing" message appear and disappear. Release me from this prison! Send your message!
They should make variations of cable crunches and glute bridges that are more humiliating
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
They should make variations of cable crunches and glute bridges that are more humiliating
There's a certain type of account where all of their posts are anti-trump but in a way where I'm like 🤔 is this a politics bot or is there really nothing going on in their life? Like have they ever cooked a tasty meal or heard music or yearned? The pee tape's existence won't bring anyone happiness.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
There's a certain type of account where all of their posts are anti-trump but in a way where I'm like 🤔 is this a politics bot or is there really nothing going on in their life? Like have they ever cooked a tasty meal or heard music or yearned? The pee tape's existence won't bring anyone happiness.