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Keanu Dice Clay
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Old school hacker now helping break AI.

Like if William James was a Taoist.

Native Texan.

ninjas.org
Pinned
Gonna make X watch me skeet. Gonna cuck X.
Kinda depressed about Tom Stoppard. One fun fact is that he was a writer for the Tim Burton/Johnny Depp version of Sleepy Hollow.

I’m positive I can pick out a couple of individual lines that bear his watermark. Those are my favorite parts.
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Get it? AI? Model? Get it?
The crypto industry won big in the 2024 elections. The AI industry appears to be using the same model to tilt next year's midterms in its favor.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Have they announced half life 4 yet
December 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Apropos to absolutely nothing but why do we need two different words for "leach" and "leech" I mean we use nouns as verbs all the time
December 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
How many copies? This tweet is when I learned that you can't just "look up" how many copies of a book are sold. o.O
To get people to buy one book, IN ADDITION to what the publisher did:

81 podcast appearances
35 promo videos posted to TikTok/Reels/YT/etc
14 pieces of promo text content (columns, interviews, reddit AMAs)
$30k out of pocket (including a trailer, various giveaways, ad placements).
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Bernie doesn’t like Starbucks because of their employment practices.

I don’t like Starbucks because their coffee is dogshit and every small sacred coffee shop I grew up with closed down when bucks moved into town.

We are not the same.
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s always God Emperor Leto II and never Hannigan II, by grace of God mayor, viceroy of Texarkana, Defender of the Faith, and Vaquero Supreme of the Plains.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Rate my crepe
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i just passed a billboard in dallas for booze for children called buzzball or something and it said really big in purple "big grape energy"

is there someone i can call or something
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
What if rational thought wasn’t the answer has anyone looked into this
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Lasagna is a sandwich.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I have news. Wonderful news.

New paper on #disinformation. The title is the thesis. Think of disinformation as content that functions to optimise the decisions of the audience for the disinformant. This doesn't require deception or content that induces false belief.

philpapers.org/rec/LITDIF
Clayton Littlejohn, Disinformation is for Degrading the Value of Information, not Confirming Falsehoods - PhilPapers
According to a recent account of disinformation, disinformation is content that “generates ignorance” (Simion 2024a; 2024b). The view improves upon previous accounts that focused upon the potential fo...
philpapers.org
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
LMFAO THIS MF THINKS A LATTE CAN BE BLACK 🤣🤣🤣
Black sesame latte is my new favorite coffee.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Every year at my house!
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Traditional Thanksgiving music. Highly recommended.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=WaKI...
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Lagsagnga
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. If you are seeing this and aren’t in America or an American, then happy Thursday good luck at work tomorrow 😁.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Look, I have one job on this lousy ship. It’s stupid but I’m going to do it! Okay!?”
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
CALLING ALL T-PUBLICANS ALL T-PATRIOTS AND EVERY LAST T-BOY AND T-GIRL
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
My 2025 #recap
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
He just has excellent taste in music what can I say
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
65 hours into Pacific Drive
a woody station wagon with luggage on the roof
ALT: a woody station wagon with luggage on the roof
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM