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Mild Peril
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· Nov 24
How do I alert culinary Bluesky, I have achieved kransekake
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I have coughed up so much green stuff this morning
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I have coughed up so much green stuff this morning
Whiplash and mother! are both cinematic anxiety attacks I do not wish to revisit
Never mind movies you’ve watched multiple times, name a movie you’ve watched once and would never watch again.
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Whiplash and mother! are both cinematic anxiety attacks I do not wish to revisit
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Petition to only ever refer to Hadley Freeman as a "Woody Allen activist" from now on.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Petition to only ever refer to Hadley Freeman as a "Woody Allen activist" from now on.
I worry I have my feet in the ADHD trenches but the only time I ever came close to someone questioning it they did so by asking if I ever had trouble deciding what to make for dinner but I usually plan all my meals 2-3 weeks in advance and I must abide by the schedule which itself is not normal
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I worry I have my feet in the ADHD trenches but the only time I ever came close to someone questioning it they did so by asking if I ever had trouble deciding what to make for dinner but I usually plan all my meals 2-3 weeks in advance and I must abide by the schedule which itself is not normal
Also since getting the idea yesterday I am positively vibrating with excitement about the idea of writing a Python script to convert a text using the Playfair cipher, the one used in Have His Carcase by Dorothy L Sayers. Undoubtedly someone will have done this before but it seems like a fun puzzle!
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Also since getting the idea yesterday I am positively vibrating with excitement about the idea of writing a Python script to convert a text using the Playfair cipher, the one used in Have His Carcase by Dorothy L Sayers. Undoubtedly someone will have done this before but it seems like a fun puzzle!
Desperate to buy yarn (for some chunky felted slippers and a fine lace scarf) and it would be cheap and fun to do BUT I have unfinished two items of sewn baby clothing, four and a half knitted gift tags, a pair of colourwork mitts and a knitted baby cardigan. I must resist!
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Desperate to buy yarn (for some chunky felted slippers and a fine lace scarf) and it would be cheap and fun to do BUT I have unfinished two items of sewn baby clothing, four and a half knitted gift tags, a pair of colourwork mitts and a knitted baby cardigan. I must resist!
A local theatre is doing a Shakespeare double bill (in the summer! On my birthday!) but want ONE HUNDRED POUNDS to see both plays and sirs! It is unreserved seating! In a park! On the grass! In Richmond!
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A local theatre is doing a Shakespeare double bill (in the summer! On my birthday!) but want ONE HUNDRED POUNDS to see both plays and sirs! It is unreserved seating! In a park! On the grass! In Richmond!
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My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 3, 2023 at 1:13 AM
My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can’t I play with them?
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
There’s a bit in the GDT Frankenstein thats very:
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There’s a bit in the GDT Frankenstein thats very:
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
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There are only about 30 TERFs in Britain, but most of them have newspaper columns.
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
There are only about 30 TERFs in Britain, but most of them have newspaper columns.
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
I love ALL the basic bitch white woman poems. This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful. You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual. I love you. I’m glad I exist.
love what it loves. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual. I love you. I’m glad I exist.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I love ALL the basic bitch white woman poems. This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful. You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual. I love you. I’m glad I exist.
love what it loves. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual. I love you. I’m glad I exist.
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In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
In S17 of #Taskmaster, Nick Mohammed dressed as a vampire for his tasks. The production scrubbed all his reflections when he's dressed like this, but the only way I knew is because someone told me about it. It's subtle and very cool.
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You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You are ABSOLUTELY NOT going to regret listening to this bird:
Family Peril have done an early Christmas visit and took us to a nice Italian restaurant for lunch and it’s all been very lovely but as I am still full of this dreadful cold I am a little relieved they’ve left so I can have a lie down.
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Family Peril have done an early Christmas visit and took us to a nice Italian restaurant for lunch and it’s all been very lovely but as I am still full of this dreadful cold I am a little relieved they’ve left so I can have a lie down.
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Gingerly eating a bag of Hula Hoops and noticed the “no msg ✔️” on the packet. So I just went and added some MSG and shook the bag and they taste infinitely better. I recommend this to all foods that brag they’re MSG free
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Gingerly eating a bag of Hula Hoops and noticed the “no msg ✔️” on the packet. So I just went and added some MSG and shook the bag and they taste infinitely better. I recommend this to all foods that brag they’re MSG free
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Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
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Culturally, it’s really annoying that the simple human joy of watching amusing cat incidents is being taken away from us. These kinds of videos are watchable because they reflect something true (cats are crazy a-holes) and because they’re happening to some other guy (schadenfreude). AI ruins that.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Culturally, it’s really annoying that the simple human joy of watching amusing cat incidents is being taken away from us. These kinds of videos are watchable because they reflect something true (cats are crazy a-holes) and because they’re happening to some other guy (schadenfreude). AI ruins that.
Interesting turn today when out of my four Gen Z colleagues, three immediately denied being Gen Z and firmly argued that they were Millennials. Why can Gen Z not accept their identity?
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Interesting turn today when out of my four Gen Z colleagues, three immediately denied being Gen Z and firmly argued that they were Millennials. Why can Gen Z not accept their identity?
I have had a lovely work Christmas dinner. How lucky I am to work with such nice people who try hard to make things better for our community.
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I have had a lovely work Christmas dinner. How lucky I am to work with such nice people who try hard to make things better for our community.
It’s so hot in the office I had a treat from the collective box of Quality Street and the toffee penny was malleable
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It’s so hot in the office I had a treat from the collective box of Quality Street and the toffee penny was malleable
I have gone from simply being A Bit Emosh to feverish and feeling like someone’s been at my tonsils with a cheesegrater
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I have gone from simply being A Bit Emosh to feverish and feeling like someone’s been at my tonsils with a cheesegrater