Penguin
@penguin007.bsky.social
Not a real penguin, penguin shown not actual size.
Retired aerospace engineer/amateur scientist.
Animal lover.
Raised in Iowa, living my best life in western WA.
Blue Wave 2026!
Retired aerospace engineer/amateur scientist.
Animal lover.
Raised in Iowa, living my best life in western WA.
Blue Wave 2026!
LOL. I've heard of "the Nun with a muthaf**kin' gun", but not the Pugilistic Pope.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
LOL. I've heard of "the Nun with a muthaf**kin' gun", but not the Pugilistic Pope.
This guy... Always smiling as he lies to you and you would just love to wipe it off his face. My nominee for Punchable Face of the year, Punchable Face Magazine.
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This guy... Always smiling as he lies to you and you would just love to wipe it off his face. My nominee for Punchable Face of the year, Punchable Face Magazine.
I'm hoping I go over the bridge before my Grand Corgi Billy does. It'll be close.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'm hoping I go over the bridge before my Grand Corgi Billy does. It'll be close.
If donkey nostrils had eyeballs
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If donkey nostrils had eyeballs
😂
That time John Oliver said on his show that he found Steve Mnuchin strangely attractive.
That time John Oliver said on his show that he found Steve Mnuchin strangely attractive.
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
😂
That time John Oliver said on his show that he found Steve Mnuchin strangely attractive.
That time John Oliver said on his show that he found Steve Mnuchin strangely attractive.
She's still my prime suspect... Same build and the distinctive arm swing while walking. STILL unidentified.
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
She's still my prime suspect... Same build and the distinctive arm swing while walking. STILL unidentified.
"I don't trust men who smile too much"
- Kor, "Errand of Mercy", Star Trek TOS
- Kor, "Errand of Mercy", Star Trek TOS
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"I don't trust men who smile too much"
- Kor, "Errand of Mercy", Star Trek TOS
- Kor, "Errand of Mercy", Star Trek TOS
The strain of his criminal trial:
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The strain of his criminal trial:
"strain of the presidency" my ass...
The strain of the Pope's funeral:
The strain of the Pope's funeral:
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"strain of the presidency" my ass...
The strain of the Pope's funeral:
The strain of the Pope's funeral:
Here's "the machine" representing America at the Pope's funeral. Maybe he was tired from all of those perfect phone calls.
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Here's "the machine" representing America at the Pope's funeral. Maybe he was tired from all of those perfect phone calls.
Also Trump: "I will send troops into Nigeria with guns a-blazing!
"He's got a lot of stamina" 😂
"He's got a lot of stamina" 😂
November 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Also Trump: "I will send troops into Nigeria with guns a-blazing!
"He's got a lot of stamina" 😂
"He's got a lot of stamina" 😂
Best buds with Boris Johnson too or as John Oliver used to call him, "the Swedish Beatle". Again, frauds of a feather...
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Best buds with Boris Johnson too or as John Oliver used to call him, "the Swedish Beatle". Again, frauds of a feather...
You can see by Trump's hair why he gets along so well with Milei. He's also been charged with fraud, so again, soul mates.
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You can see by Trump's hair why he gets along so well with Milei. He's also been charged with fraud, so again, soul mates.
Anyone else remember the time Sacha Baron Cohen got him to autograph a commemorative water boarding kit?
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Anyone else remember the time Sacha Baron Cohen got him to autograph a commemorative water boarding kit?
Russia has more. Therein lies a big problem. Get rid of Putin and does someone else step in to keep them secure or do they get divvied up among the oligarchs?
PS: I believe the US stopped actual tests as unnecessary many years ago when they had enough data to make accurate computer simulations.
PS: I believe the US stopped actual tests as unnecessary many years ago when they had enough data to make accurate computer simulations.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Russia has more. Therein lies a big problem. Get rid of Putin and does someone else step in to keep them secure or do they get divvied up among the oligarchs?
PS: I believe the US stopped actual tests as unnecessary many years ago when they had enough data to make accurate computer simulations.
PS: I believe the US stopped actual tests as unnecessary many years ago when they had enough data to make accurate computer simulations.
Perhaps people missed this or thought it was a joke. "No joke folks" as Joe used to say.
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Perhaps people missed this or thought it was a joke. "No joke folks" as Joe used to say.
If it was "A Christmas Story", Vance would be the little toadie who runs with "Scut" Farkus
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If it was "A Christmas Story", Vance would be the little toadie who runs with "Scut" Farkus
Coming home after a night patrol.
October 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Coming home after a night patrol.
They're pretty chill at times. We sometimes find the Moms like this when the kits have exhausted them
October 17, 2025 at 1:40 PM
They're pretty chill at times. We sometimes find the Moms like this when the kits have exhausted them
Adorable. Don't tell anyone, but Mrs. Penguin feeds a couple of families of raccoons who live under our deck. They've presented us with a litter of kits a couple of times. The males don't stay long after they're grown, but the two Moms appear to share caring for each other's kits. They're very shy.
October 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Adorable. Don't tell anyone, but Mrs. Penguin feeds a couple of families of raccoons who live under our deck. They've presented us with a litter of kits a couple of times. The males don't stay long after they're grown, but the two Moms appear to share caring for each other's kits. They're very shy.
Faces you just want to slap the s**t out of.
October 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Faces you just want to slap the s**t out of.
How about this? Not only the smugly superior demeanor, but both were incompetent fools, which doesn't bode well for Trump. Here's hoping he comes to a similar end.
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
How about this? Not only the smugly superior demeanor, but both were incompetent fools, which doesn't bode well for Trump. Here's hoping he comes to a similar end.
I'm hoping the Dems counter with an AI of Moses Johnson in a dress. C'mon Mike, where's your sense of humor? All in good fun.
With Vance, the AI isn't necessary.
With Vance, the AI isn't necessary.
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm hoping the Dems counter with an AI of Moses Johnson in a dress. C'mon Mike, where's your sense of humor? All in good fun.
With Vance, the AI isn't necessary.
With Vance, the AI isn't necessary.
Democrats did everything they could before the election to get the message out about Trump and Project 2025
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Democrats did everything they could before the election to get the message out about Trump and Project 2025
Vought is "Il Duce" from The Boondocks Saints. We only use him when things are really bad because you can't control what he's going to do.
October 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Vought is "Il Duce" from The Boondocks Saints. We only use him when things are really bad because you can't control what he's going to do.