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Brenan Keller @brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone. 5:21 PM • 2018-11-30 • Twitter for iPhone
October 22, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Cara Lisette @CaraLisette Today I learnt that there is such a thing as the tasselled wobbegong shark and I need to share it with you all [photograph of a green mossy pancake with a face looking fish. sorry visually impaired people, in this case you’re really missing out.] 12:11 PM • 2021-11-21
September 24, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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mszoe.bsky.social
"...to love and protect till death do part us" 🥰
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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sending this via time travel to your 12 yr old self, god speed pureheart
digital art of Pureheart of Rockclan
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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i don't understand their response, this was perfect
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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dieselbrain.bsky.social
This holiday period is when these companies are the most vulnerable to this kind of pressure, and we have a chance to see real results here!

PLEASE KEEP CALLING. CLOG THEIR PHONE LINES.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
future mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001 going up to a lesbian couple like... so which one of you knows how to torrent and which one of you googles "watch [tv show] online free"? 1:53 PM • 2021-05-01
August 30, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Emily Jungmin Yoon @EmilyYoon BACK IN THE DAY, if you made a New Folder on a Korean computer, the folder was automatically named after a bird ("new" in Korean is homonymous w/ "bird"). If you made hundreds, the folders would start "begging" through their names, like "I've run out of bird names," "Please stop" 1:40 AM • 2021-02-04
August 27, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Jacob deNobel @Jacob_deNobel Roger Ebert just absolutely bodying an entire subset of nerds "A lot of fans are basically fans of fandom itself. It's all about them. They have mastered the Star Wars or Star Trek universes or whatever, but their objects of veneration are useful mainly as a backdrop to their own devotion. Anyone who would camp out in a tent on the sidewalk for weeks in order to be first in line for a movie is more into camping on the sidewalk than movies. Extreme fandom may serve as a security blanket for the socially inept, who use its extreme structure as a substitute for social skills. If you are Luke Skywalker and she is Princess Leia, you already know what to say to each other, which is so much safer than having to ad lib it. Your fannish obsession is your beard. If you know absolutely all the trivia about your cubbyhole of pop culture, it saves you from having to know anything about anything else... They're always asking you questions they know the answer to."
August 13, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
Mike Glazer Album Record 3/30 @glazerboohoohoo Tombstone of two of the best breakdancers STREET LIGHTING HIGH VOLTAGE 5:55 PM • 2014-09-25
July 31, 2024 at 2:23 PM
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social Calling out increasingly baroque and intimidating names for my attacks, like the Litany of Agony or Mournful Dance Among the Dead, but every time I just shoot the enemy with my gun October 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM