What’s cool about New York is that every fire hydrant comes with 2 very uncomfortable chaira
September 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What’s cool about New York is that every fire hydrant comes with 2 very uncomfortable chaira
When it makes the perfect plunge and all of a sudden you’ve got a single-use bidet
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When it makes the perfect plunge and all of a sudden you’ve got a single-use bidet
Sometimes the poop floats,
But sometimes it sinks.
This is an analogy.
But sometimes it sinks.
This is an analogy.
September 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Sometimes the poop floats,
But sometimes it sinks.
This is an analogy.
But sometimes it sinks.
This is an analogy.
Today is Suicide Prevention day people
Keep those planes in the skies,
No funny business tomorrow
Keep those planes in the skies,
No funny business tomorrow
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Today is Suicide Prevention day people
Keep those planes in the skies,
No funny business tomorrow
Keep those planes in the skies,
No funny business tomorrow
Shitted so big at work it breached the water like nessie
August 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Shitted so big at work it breached the water like nessie
Hello goonsky
Do that little dance you do
Do that little dance you do
July 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hello goonsky
Do that little dance you do
Do that little dance you do
The entire EU might be blocking porn, but they can’t stop me from posting bussy as art
July 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The entire EU might be blocking porn, but they can’t stop me from posting bussy as art
Baby on board?
Is it shredding tho?
Is it shredding tho?
May 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Baby on board?
Is it shredding tho?
Is it shredding tho?
Somebody tell DOGE I got some excess they might want to look into, I’m talkin penis folks
May 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Somebody tell DOGE I got some excess they might want to look into, I’m talkin penis folks
This isn’t a bomb threat,
It’s a bomb promise
It’s a bomb promise
April 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This isn’t a bomb threat,
It’s a bomb promise
It’s a bomb promise
Arguing with the dentist receptionist:
“See this? Regal Crown Club means unlimited crowns, bub! Now fuck my shit up!”
“See this? Regal Crown Club means unlimited crowns, bub! Now fuck my shit up!”
April 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Arguing with the dentist receptionist:
“See this? Regal Crown Club means unlimited crowns, bub! Now fuck my shit up!”
“See this? Regal Crown Club means unlimited crowns, bub! Now fuck my shit up!”
Bailed out the booty call cuz her room look like Kino Der Toten
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Bailed out the booty call cuz her room look like Kino Der Toten
A gym with no kegel section be a gym wit weak pussy rudeboy
April 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A gym with no kegel section be a gym wit weak pussy rudeboy
I get your main ho in my car and I play death grips, 100 gecs,
Top is happening because of this, certainly
Top is happening because of this, certainly
April 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I get your main ho in my car and I play death grips, 100 gecs,
Top is happening because of this, certainly
Top is happening because of this, certainly
If my life were a movie the whole audience would be chanting for me to suck my own dick ouroboros style
April 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
If my life were a movie the whole audience would be chanting for me to suck my own dick ouroboros style
Farmer with a full bucket ‘o slop at 10 a.m.:
“Ugh my piggies aren’t eating their slopp 😔”
“Ugh my piggies aren’t eating their slopp 😔”
April 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Farmer with a full bucket ‘o slop at 10 a.m.:
“Ugh my piggies aren’t eating their slopp 😔”
“Ugh my piggies aren’t eating their slopp 😔”
Twisting my nipples like it’s some new sort of acupuncture won’t undue the fact you let me syrup your dogs at ihop
April 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Twisting my nipples like it’s some new sort of acupuncture won’t undue the fact you let me syrup your dogs at ihop
Deleted a skeet cuz I’d typed “all do respect” no good no good at all
April 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Deleted a skeet cuz I’d typed “all do respect” no good no good at all
I’ve been shadow banned for not posting consistently
(The want to silence my jeanyus)
(The want to silence my jeanyus)
March 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’ve been shadow banned for not posting consistently
(The want to silence my jeanyus)
(The want to silence my jeanyus)
I don’t even have to say it,
You know I’m farding with a
poo-chute this rotund
You know I’m farding with a
poo-chute this rotund
March 31, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don’t even have to say it,
You know I’m farding with a
poo-chute this rotund
You know I’m farding with a
poo-chute this rotund
Strummin my wiener
Like a one string guitar
Like a one string guitar
March 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Strummin my wiener
Like a one string guitar
Like a one string guitar
Bri’ish muhfuckers love a bih dat look like a loaded sweet potato yamean
March 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Bri’ish muhfuckers love a bih dat look like a loaded sweet potato yamean
How tf do yall got so much to say,
The homeless guys outside my grocery store keep stealing all my good skeets hangin out my pockets on loose scraps of paper
The homeless guys outside my grocery store keep stealing all my good skeets hangin out my pockets on loose scraps of paper
March 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
How tf do yall got so much to say,
The homeless guys outside my grocery store keep stealing all my good skeets hangin out my pockets on loose scraps of paper
The homeless guys outside my grocery store keep stealing all my good skeets hangin out my pockets on loose scraps of paper
Imagine, if you will,
Me in, if you will,
Full shego cosplay,
If you will, mayhaps
Me in, if you will,
Full shego cosplay,
If you will, mayhaps
March 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Imagine, if you will,
Me in, if you will,
Full shego cosplay,
If you will, mayhaps
Me in, if you will,
Full shego cosplay,
If you will, mayhaps