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pbjplatypus.bsky.social
Ollie with the Commissions Open
@pbjplatypus.bsky.social
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🔞 18+ ONLY | Platypus Furry | Pansexual | Polyamorous | Nudist | Nonbinary | 33y | Cartoon Character In Real | banned from birdsite for suggesting we as a community kill Ron Desantis
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Playing with light yesterday
A hairy white bear laying on their side in striped sunlight. A hairy white bear laying on their side in striped sunlight.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Sometimes I write poetry when a particular phrase gets into my head. But The Wings I Was Handed Were Wax.
I thought This would be my chance to fly To feel the wind catch under my belly, lift me up in the sun-kissed breeze But the wings I was handed were wax. Brittle Cold. A Fabergé eggshell upon which my crest was to fall. A secret warning. "Don't be foolish! Don't try too hard!" Unfortunately, I *am* a fool. But what good is it to be handed wings if you never try to get off the ground?
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Naked is always comfy... Especially in bed 🥰
A hairy, white bear, laying on a dark blue bedspread. Their face is not visible.
October 8, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
An image of the Magic: the Gathering card "Leovold, Emissary of Trest", but the card art is behind jail bars and a mug has been badly photoshopped into his hand, banging against the bars.
October 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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My fifteen year old Beartato who lives in a giant donut has never had a name 😔 Would you be so kind as to bestow one to him? I can't exactly tell but I think it would make him "happy"
A Beartato plush shoved in the middle of a giant, green and blue stuffed donut. Above, a long bee hugs the donut. Below are an assortment of items that I'm frankly too lazy to list
September 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Went to the beach this morning 🥰
A hairy white bear sitting on a beach with Boston in the background A hairy white bear on the beach
September 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Would love to see a platypus in your style uwu🌟
A ref sheet reading: "Hyrgan! 30 years old They/them Platypus 3'6" Nudist Just a lil guy Psionic powers" To the right, a drawing of a stout, naked anthro platypus with mint green hair and brown fur.
September 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Was joking about how easy it was to get Val and our friends hot and bothered about fat characters and ended up doodling this dude
A crude doodle of a fat, naked bear with a simplistic expression and question marks floating near his head. Below, his name is displayed: Fabur
September 17, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Related:
A Google search reading, "fields to frolic near me"
September 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Important question
A Google search reading, "how to frolic naked in a field without getting ticks"
September 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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For all the gainers in my audience. I'm not one of you but we do share a love of pasta
A white bear laying on a bed in the nude. A red arrow points to their tummy with a label that reads "full of pasta"
September 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Did you know you can commission me? $50 for a full color scene with one character! $25 for a PFP/icon!
An offspring token for use in magic: the gathering A PFP of a human turning into a mermaid A ref sheet of my fursona
September 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Perhaps my favorite post of all time, anywhere
A Tumblr screenshot which reads: Bingobongos: "no little german boy don't go to the weed cave" Mountaindewfrostbite: "Oh mein Gott zees is ein cave full of blüntensmoken!"
September 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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The "Hrothgar make condom" image, turned into a Genius lyric card featuring the lyric "What's the use of his backbone" from Hadestown. Credited to Reeve Carney, Andre de Shields, Afra Hines, Timothy Hughes, Jo...
September 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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What flavor is your fursona?

I really don't think there's any other option
A brown and mint green cartoon platypus strikes an action pose as they use their psychic powers. Two cones of mint chocolate chip ice cream sitting in a dish.
September 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
A person in 2008 club fashion standing next to text that reads: I've been called emo gay autistic a virgin a crybaby But i've never had bad music taste
September 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Can someone send me some cash so I can get me and Val some lunch? I dashed earlier today but you can only cash out once per day, and I want to dash later as well.
A qr code for my Venmo, @pbjplatypus
September 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Beaw
A tattoo of the Chauvet cave bear on a fat, hairy person with a beard
August 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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I genuinely don't care about Riku so he's an alter with Doctor Strange
An alter of the magic card Riku of Many Paths retitled "Doctor Strange, Weaver of Dimensions" The card text reads: Doctor Strange, Weaver of Dimensions {G}{U}{R} Legendary Creature — Human Wizard Whenever you cast a modal spell, choose up to X, where X is the number of times you chose a mode for that spell — • Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play it. • Put a +1/+1 counter on Riku. It gains trample until end of turn. • Create a 1/1 blue Bird creature token with flying. 3/3
August 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Val and I have a place in MA again!! However we need money for a uhaul. Perhaps consider helping us with that? 🥺 (Nyxpix for engagement)
My Venmo account, @pbjplatypus, with its associated QR code A black cat sitting up and poking her tongue out in a little blep
August 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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A platypus swims onto and climbs a person's arm.
August 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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A fusion of the 🥴 and 🫠 emoji
August 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Happy #fcf everyone! Time to show off~
My hard cock in front of my furry tummy. My dick is reddish at the tip, but has a clear line at the middle where it turns to a dark tan.
August 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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She's such a soft being
A close-up of a black cat with brown highlights. One of her eyes is visible, but the focus of the image is on her paw, wrapped in the tangle of her curled up legs A close-up of a black cat, resting her head on a fuzzy green blanket. One of her paws covers her face just slightly.
August 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Getting the laundry done today!! There's not much - after all, I'm a nudist! But we're also staying with friends while we figure out our housing situation, so we've been really quite light on clothing
A fat, hairy bear's torso and legs are seen laying on a blue bedspread. They're naked!
August 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM