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The REAL Texas Paul
@paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
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theyre all adorable 🥺
But Geography directions are not like that...
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
feel like absolute shit just want her back
Luminoth Elevator
December 6, 2025 at 6:45 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
get fucked lmao
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December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
BOOOO. BOOO. #MetroidPrime4
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
ohhh i just KNOW whoever programmed this little alcove's camera was realllll goddamn proud of themselves #MetroidPrime4
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
Most Used Words 12 mario
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
no ty 😊
Your muted words spotify wrapped in text & tags
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
sounds like a xenoblade unique monster name
a picture of immovable gonzalez from xenoblade chronicles: future connected. it is a large, gorilla-looking ogre with black fur
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
i still think its
luke from streets holds a fist in front of him. he's hitting his best popeye impression
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
yoshi is in shambles rn
a picture of yoshi from mario His speed is his strongest statistic. He will never declare riichi.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
you mfers ain't ready for how hard i'm about to cry
Success Condition -Finish a full game of mahjong -Stay silent Failure Condition -Use Vren's taunt -Call on any tiles (including ron) -Fall below 0 points
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
lil bro has never been more asleep
a black cat dead asleep on a persons arm
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
i just found an uncrunched version of the image on my phone. this feels cursed
lam doing a PAISLEY PUDGE check in, showing support for one another. I need Six pudgelovers to post, not share, this messager to show you are always there to post paisley pudge if someone needs it. let's go lesbians.
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
Paul Henderson • You Testin' makes them feel good. 9mo • Edited • O Severance tells an interesting story of work/life balance. And although it is obviously a work of satire, I think it can be analyzed for lessons on how you can improve your ...more Paul Henderson • You Testin' makes them feel good. 9mo • Edited • G Severance tells an interesting story of work/life balance. And although it is obviously a work of satire, I think it can be analyzed for lessons on how you can improve your personal work/life balance and become a better employee: no oh my god no what are you kidding the lesson is capitalism sucks i'm not actually writing a linkedin thinkpiece post about severance, go tell somebody you love them also watch severance its really good
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
there might be something wrong with me

(city trial rank btw)
an celebratory looking image that says "CLASS CHANGE" in all caps, and an image of a blue shape that says "blue" under it, indicating a more advanced rank in kirby air ride
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
kitty's got some kinda pink eye situation going on 😭 vet tomorrow for my baby
an orange cat. their right eye is slightly inflamed an orange cat. they are squinting their right eye
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
never again.
a trash can about to be sprayed with a cat-repellant bittering agent
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
CAUGHT YOU RED-HANDED IDIOT
A stinky cat escaping from the trashcan, which he thinks is his home
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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bsky.app/profile/dans...

yup it was him alright
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
my favorite mtg rule
104.3a A player can concede the game at any time.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
since at least august of last year but i'm pretty sure i've been saying it longer than that
paul henderchristmas aug 5, 2024 @paulsrockinmastodon excited for all the inevitable discworld jokes when quantum becomes the next tech buzzword
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
It's their day.
a black man is rapping while holding a mic. he is wearing a large gold necklace that says "thursday the 20th" around his neck. a cartoon pink orb character riding a large yellow star is on his shirt. it is kirby from the kirby video game franchise.
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 AM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
the top of a black man's upper face in the simpsons art style, looking very determined
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
some poorly-fitting text over an image of a final fantasy xiv character wearing glasses and a large hat holding her hand out in a fist for a fist bump The text reads: "I am doing a PAISLEY PUDGE check in. showing support for one another. I need SIX pudge lovers to post, not share, this message to show you are always there to post Paisley pudge if someone needs it. let's go lesbians..."
November 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
paulsrockinbluesky.bsky.social
TEN

MINUTES

TO MIIIIDNIGHT
a shiny litwick close to my player character in pokemon scarlet a shiny litwick out in the rain my new shiny litwick, witcheick. it looks like a small candle creature with green beady eyes and a blue flame
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM