Paul Sandham - formerly known as ........
@paulsandham.bsky.social
Waspkeeper & brambliculturalist. Insignificant geek, shed owner & Dad of the Ugs & Ig. Ultimately striving for the destruction of all pebble-dashed dwellings.
Recovering social media arriviste - banned by Musk after 16 years of definitively mediocre output
Recovering social media arriviste - banned by Musk after 16 years of definitively mediocre output
Robbie Gibb’s ‘impartial’ adventures from beyond the underworld?
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Robbie Gibb’s ‘impartial’ adventures from beyond the underworld?
A nippy evening walk with yogi on the way home.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A nippy evening walk with yogi on the way home.
Hmmm the people in charge of Snapfish's customer "success" team are leading the way in how to absolutely smash their customers! After spending some time putting together and placing a large order (christmas eh?) this is their response!!! "Order now dammit, or we're going to delete EVERYTHING!"
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Hmmm the people in charge of Snapfish's customer "success" team are leading the way in how to absolutely smash their customers! After spending some time putting together and placing a large order (christmas eh?) this is their response!!! "Order now dammit, or we're going to delete EVERYTHING!"
This isn’t black metal cover. It’s been reserved by ECM records.
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
This isn’t black metal cover. It’s been reserved by ECM records.
Sadly, I think I have just about everything since around 1985/6.
November 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Sadly, I think I have just about everything since around 1985/6.
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
A first world problem, but i would like to award a big - please go straight to the ninth circle of hell (AKA FU) trophy to all the "customer service" directors who force customers to waste their time in order to cancel a renewal/subscription by removing cancel as an option. Here's lookiong at ya.
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
A first world problem, but i would like to award a big - please go straight to the ninth circle of hell (AKA FU) trophy to all the "customer service" directors who force customers to waste their time in order to cancel a renewal/subscription by removing cancel as an option. Here's lookiong at ya.
There was an undeniable level of cranial glare when the spots came on last night.
October 26, 2025 at 7:50 AM
There was an undeniable level of cranial glare when the spots came on last night.
I believe I had a bit of a todo with you in 1973 in Skegness when you were briefly returned as a wasp with a deep yearning for rocket ice lollies. Needless to say, you didn’t fare well.
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I believe I had a bit of a todo with you in 1973 in Skegness when you were briefly returned as a wasp with a deep yearning for rocket ice lollies. Needless to say, you didn’t fare well.
Further to an FOI request i have finally managed to get hold of the original UML sequence diagram for their new UK gov one sign in and ID verification portal. Apparently, it was inspired by their friends at Microsoft's IM team. Unbelievably they have managed to make it worse, I might never get out.
October 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Further to an FOI request i have finally managed to get hold of the original UML sequence diagram for their new UK gov one sign in and ID verification portal. Apparently, it was inspired by their friends at Microsoft's IM team. Unbelievably they have managed to make it worse, I might never get out.
When the nights draw in and thinga aren’t that brilliant, the absolute unit of a sandwich (it is most definitely a sandwich); the mufaletta, is a veritable antidote. Eaters please note - the density of this beast means i probably won’t need to eat until tuesday.
October 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
When the nights draw in and thinga aren’t that brilliant, the absolute unit of a sandwich (it is most definitely a sandwich); the mufaletta, is a veritable antidote. Eaters please note - the density of this beast means i probably won’t need to eat until tuesday.
Mogwai and godspeed you black emperor adjacent beauty. Thanks for sharing ❤️ Here’s a welsh river without a song.
October 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mogwai and godspeed you black emperor adjacent beauty. Thanks for sharing ❤️ Here’s a welsh river without a song.
Gruff rhys at the rhoshirwaun village hall in a hoolie. You can’t go wrong with a dose of musical lovelieness on the western fringe of wales. The musical odyssey over with. I am all gigged out. Diolch o’r galon Gruff and the lovely fam i journeyed with. #alberthalltorhoshirwaunhall #cannonhallrun
October 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Gruff rhys at the rhoshirwaun village hall in a hoolie. You can’t go wrong with a dose of musical lovelieness on the western fringe of wales. The musical odyssey over with. I am all gigged out. Diolch o’r galon Gruff and the lovely fam i journeyed with. #alberthalltorhoshirwaunhall #cannonhallrun
October 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Where’s Mikey? A scene from Grinderage square, Closetley.
October 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Where’s Mikey? A scene from Grinderage square, Closetley.
An artisanal cranial bloghandle! We are not worthy. I think my MVP might just have to be lego. Start small. Keep up the good work. Larrv frahm Lahndahn.
October 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
An artisanal cranial bloghandle! We are not worthy. I think my MVP might just have to be lego. Start small. Keep up the good work. Larrv frahm Lahndahn.
Tonight its the royal albert hall, tomorrow its rhoshirwaun village hall in what is going to be apparently a storm force gale. #guessthebands
October 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Tonight its the royal albert hall, tomorrow its rhoshirwaun village hall in what is going to be apparently a storm force gale. #guessthebands
Well we’re back up and running! That was all a bit odd? End of this public safety announcement. #charliesays
October 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Well we’re back up and running! That was all a bit odd? End of this public safety announcement. #charliesays
Should we get off at birmingham international and find a coach?
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Should we get off at birmingham international and find a coach?