Sorry nope.

We’re gonna need bigger circles of Hell you guys!

I don’t see how the First Amendment has anything to do with a factually nonsensical take in a science course.

Medical courses don’t give points for saying that laying on of hands is the student’s preferred method to cure diabetes.

Ignoring the student’s bigotry, THIS WAS A SCIENCE COURSE.
2/2

Fun! Say the course was about Geology, and the assignment was to muse on an article on plate tectonics in the Jurassic Period. If the student’s essay had pointed out that the article was bullshit cuz the Flying Spaghetti Monster says the Earth is only 7,000 years old, what score would you give? 1/2

Zombie-proof. Impressive.

Does look like a good,solid wind would take the entire thing to Munchkin Land, tho.

Everything that creature touches turns to merde.

Nah. Even the ducks are turning us down. 😢

Also they have a ton of oil.

That’s what I mean!

Shhhhhhhh!

Jesus. Spill the beans much?!

Also the whole war criminal thing.

Marry me. Xoxox.

WTF is Gretzky doing?!

Come now. We Boomers know things. You should listen to us because we’re wise.

I ASSURE you we’re not being dicks because we’re mad we aren’t getting the sex that you youngsters get.

It helped that Bertie was a good-hearted dimwit who didn’t want power or money or vengeance. He just wanted that new modern jacket with the lapels that Jeeves disapproved of so strongly.

He came to the US to do research. He was scooped up by ICE and sent to El Salvador.

Or play her in backgammon. Duh.